theilludens



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  1. Summary

    A non-linear collection of stories from a zombie apocalypse in which people have ‘Magical Abilities’ that aren’t really magical. Starring your favourite block men and my insatiable brainrot.

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  2. Summary

    Tommyinnit gets a new job at a flower shop and meets a whole world of new people with it.
    (Original series is Where Sunflowers Grow with When Roses Bloom being an expansion of the universe)

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    The Multiplayers are a faceless band that the internet has gone wild about. They started by playing covers and posting them on YouTube but now they’ve got a slew of original songs and one hell of a fanbase.

    Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy started the band as a joke after a stream one day because “oh, haha, we all play instruments!” but now people actually like their songs… not that anybody actually knows the songs are theirs.

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    14 Mar 2022

  2. Rec 30

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    “You’re not a serial killer, by the way?” Oli begins, taking the first step into breaking the windy silence that’s pervaded the car ever since the passenger door closed behind him, “Because I am a serial killer, and it’s going to be really awkward when we both go to kill each other and realise we’ve seriously misjudged the situation.”

    The driver laughs. It’s a good sound, Oli decides; warm, full. He says, before he’s even done laughing, flowing right from the joy to the answer, “Oh, no, really? You’ve seen right through me already, this is–Well, this is awkward.”

    “I’m Oli,” he says, finally. Might be good to know the name of the man you’re travelling with.

    “Pix,” the driver says.

    -- oli's a free-spirited traveller. pix has an empty passenger seat. they go for a drive.

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    31 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Hey, little man,” Phil coos. “What are you doing all alone out here, hm? Bit cold for a walk, isn’t it?”

    The baby does not laugh at his joke, because he is a baby, but his eyelashes flutter at the sound of Phil’s voice and the motion of being picked up. Dark blue eyes gaze up at him with a strange depth to them. A shiver runs inexplicably down Phil’s spine, and he doesn’t believe it’s from the cold. Something about the baby’s eyes pins his Magyk still inside of him. Phil has the uncomfortable feeling that whatever it is that this bundle has seen in his short life, it’s something no baby should ever see.

    (or, the septimus heap au nobody asked for but i am delivering anyway)

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    14 Jul 2022

  4. Rec 65

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    Quackity gets the call on a Thursday, walking home from the grocery store in the rain. His cousin Tubbo, who he hasn't seen in years, needs a place to stay. Quackity's got an empty room and free time this summer, and he's not about to let Tubbo bounce between foster homes the way he did as a teenager. Not if he can help it.

    -- ( or, quackity and tubbo, kitchens, cousinhood, and the aftermath. )

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    01 Aug 2023

  5. Rec 74

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    “Can I help you?” he asks. The kid is staring at him with wide blue eyes set between a slightly crooked nose, blond hair curling to an end just above his brows. His lips are pressed thin, and he opens his mouth and then shuts it after a second.

    “Can you do laundry?” he asks abruptly.

    (or, Wilbur meets a strange kid at his job working a laundromat in the middle of nowhere. Sweet chaos ensues.)

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    01 Feb 2023