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    A zombie apocalypse au mostly based on the life series with stuff from most if not all seasons.

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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Mr. Ryland Grace and Mr. Roberto "Rocky" Stone have a yearly Slot Cars contest with their students where the winning class gets a pizza party. This year, Rocky wants to up the stakes.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Upon discovering a wormhole that cuts travel time between Earth and Erid down to just two years, the two planets want to negotiate an alliance.

    To ensure a smooth process, their shared saviors will act as ambassadors - after 36 years, the Hail Mary finally returns to earth.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “Is the alien…dangerous?” he asks slowly.

    “No! No, no he’s my friend, he’s - uh, well, the engineer of the Hail Mary,” says Grace. “Look, I’m just saying that - he’s gonna wake up soon, and we don’t need to tell him about how our first meeting went. We can gloss over the whole ‘tackle me to the ground and scare the daylights out of me’ thing. I won’t tell if you won’t.”

    Simon is 90% sure this is going to come back to bite him in the form of blackmail but he nods anyways, because it sure as hell sounds like Grace is implying Simon will be allowed to stay a while longer.

     

    Rocky sleeps through the absolute shitshow that is Simon and Grace’s first meeting. It’s probably for the best.
    Despite it all, it will be the start of beautiful friendship.

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    04 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    Juno Steel isn't some damsel in distress or a princess locked in a tower. He's a goddamn medical marvel, and he's spent over two-thirds of his life in a Dark Matters facility by choice... mostly. It doesn't matter if the door is locked from the outside, because he isn't trying to open it. This is for the greater good, and some days he even feels like it's worth it.

    So when a stranger with a sharp smile and soft lips decides Juno needs rescuing, he's more than a little pissed. Thrust into a new, unfamiliar prison guarded by criminals with unknown motives, Juno will have to keep his secrets on lock until someone finds him and brings him back. But when he discovers the manipulation and deception underlying his long-term imprisonment at Dark Matters, will Juno still want to be found? And, more importantly, does what Juno wants even matter in the first place?

    title CHANGED. formerly 'cause i have captors i call friends

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    02 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    A gasp broke through still air, followed by coughing, sputtering, and some frankly over-dramatized wheezing.

    Arthur! You’re awake! Are you okay? What happened!? Where-!?

    “Jesus, John,” a break for more coughing, “I- I don’t know, okay? My head feels fuzzy, I can't- I can't think.”

    His arm and John's angled behind them to prop up his torso. Had he sat down? He must’ve at some point. Or he’d fallen again. Actually, on second thought, it was almost definitely falling.

    What do you mean fuzzy? Like you hit your head or-?

    “No! No I-,” he shook his head, then the nothing of his vision began to swim and he quickly reevaluated, “Well, maybe actually. But no, I mean my thoughts. Everything’s coming through a bit jumbled, just give me a moment.”

    He sat there for a minute or two.

    "Where are we, John?"

    We’re at the edge of a dark forest.

    The man sighed, "Again?"

    TLDR:

    They're in Dracula now.

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    13 Aug 2025