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“What.”
Goka seemed a little put off by his younger brother’s hostility but glared at them before speaking.
“I haven’t even said anything.” He huffed, already furious at his younger brother’s defiance.
“Ya haven’t but yer starin’ at me like ‘m doin’ somethin’ wrong, so what is it.” Zanka didn’t even spare the other man a glance, still typing away on his keyboard, this seemed to infuriate the other man more.
“Should the two of ya really be doing all of that here?” He looked at the two on the couch like they had single-handedly ruined his entire day.OR
Jabber pisses off Goka by daring to show his boyfriend affection.
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21 Feb 2026
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a sweet and pink valentine's by blueberrymel
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
04 Jan 2026
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Front and centre, in a messy scrawly handwriting, were the words:
TO ZANKA ♡♡♡
Semiu, the receptionist, leaned over the counter as her eyes gleamed with a rare, unadulterated mischief. She examined the offering carefully.
“Well,” she hummed, tapping a perfectly manicured nail against her chin. “That’s new.” She activated her choker, her voice dripping with syrupy delight:
“Zanka Nijiku to the front desk, please. You have a… personal delivery.”
In which, Zanka recieves quite a parcel from an unnamed individual containing homemade treats and... a ring?!
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20 Feb 2026
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“Okay. Jabber, Fu, you first.” She shuffled the cards expertly and read out the first one, “Name an area nearby beginning with V.”
“VENEZUELA!” Jabber exclaimed, almost jumping out of his seat.
“Finland!” Fu said weakly.
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17 Feb 2026
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I Have Some Trouble Sleeping by JounosApologist
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
06 Feb 2026
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Zanka just wants to sleep. So does Jabber. That's a problem on it's own.
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17 Feb 2026
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what do a group of criminals do during christmas eve? by ijustwantsome_bananamilk
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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Cthoni folded her arms, leaning on the sofa. "This is stupid. Let's just wait for Zodyl to return—"
Jabber lobbed one at her face. She caught it midair, crushing it into a layer of white dust on her shorts. The room went very, very quiet. Momoa's brow twitched, silently sighing as she carefully hid her jinki inside a drawer. Bundus groaned in his palms, slowly inching his way towards the exit.
Cthoni eyes were sharp, glaring deeply into Jabber as she stood up, scooping an armful of snowballs. "...You just made a mistake," she hissed, already throwing one towards the younger man.
Jabber cackled, avoiding the throw. "GAME STARTS NOW!"
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OR: Jabber had no idea why he and the rest of the Raiders were summoned by Zodyl when the man himself wasn’t even present in the base. But hey, what better way to bond with your teammates on Christmas Eve than with a fun party game?Bookmarked by thesecretswekeep
17 Feb 2026
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An Eater, I Need Her by NixxieTheOneAndOnly
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
31 Jan 2026
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“You wanna eat me?”
Zanka was suddenly very awake. He turned his head to look towards Jabber, seeing he was already facing Zanka.
“I’m sorry?”
___________________OR: Vampire!Zanka and human!Jabber, what could ever go wrong?
(Title from An Eater, Matt Martians)
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17 Feb 2026
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Zanka And His Fixation on Sticks by lwkiva
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
14 Jan 2026
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Goka watching Zanka's fixation with sticks build up.
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17 Feb 2026
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operation: santa claus! by ijustwantsome_bananamilk
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
25 Dec 2025
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"You hear that, Rudo? If you keep that act up, you'll end up on Santa's naughty list."
Rudo paused mid-bite, arching a brow towards the redhead girl. "...What?"
Riyo blinked, tilting her head. "You know. Santa's naughty list."
Rudo's face contorted to even more confusion, darting around as if trying to find the person. "...Who the hell is Santa Clause?"
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OR: Rudo was just trying to enjoy the plates of sweets all by himself, when Riyo warned him about being on Santa's naughty list—which was stupid, because Bro Santa already knows he's not sharing. But, apparently, they were talking about a mysterious man named Santa Claus instead.Series
- Part 2 of team akuta found family agenda!
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17 Feb 2026
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“You had three?” A hysterical smile begins to worm its way across Jabber’s face, like there’s some joke Zanka hasn’t been let in on yet. “Holy shit. Holy shit.”
“What? What the fuck is wrong?”
Jabber gets up close, grabbing hold of Zanka’s shoulders. He snickers, before leaning in. “Those were weed brownies sweeheart.”
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17 Feb 2026
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“You havin' a good time there, pretty boy?”
“My hands are so...long.”
“The fuck you jus' say?”
“My hands.”
It's muttered in this slow, transcendent tone. Zanka's accent turned up to eleven because, given the cocktail Jabber dosed him with, he's probably left this mortal plane.
It's also entirely in Japanese.
Jabber doesn't speak Japanese.
Pfft, as if that matters.
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Zanka is so high he reverts back to Japanese, Jabber's so high he's convinced he understands him.Series
- Part 16 of Janka Fics
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17 Feb 2026
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Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"
The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."
Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).
*Ch 1 is their first meeting, afterwards it's basically a collection of shenanigans
**Illustration included in chapter 3Series
- Part 4 of Janka Junkie / Zabber Sucker
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16 Feb 2026
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So… Enjin knows himself, and he knows he is not someone suited to dealing with children. Piercing cries, overwhelming tantrums, and the strange language they seem to speak all confuse him, wear down his patience, and -at worst- make him feel useless and out of place. And yet, through a series of unforeseen incidents, he ends up becoming the babysitter of the youngest member of the Akuta team.
OR; Rudo turns into a four-year-old child.
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16 Feb 2026
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riyo makes a gc with some of the raiders and adds the cleaners too…what will happen?? (Nothing this is just for fun I think!)
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Scissor sister: wellllllllllllll…
Freaky dreadlocks man: WHATS GOOD CLEANERSSSSS
Zan: oh for FUCKS SAKE
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15 Feb 2026
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Basically Jabber and Zanka get caught making out by Enjin. Jabber bails and then the cleaners get into a cuddle pile and it ends with the sweet promise of a tomorrow full of sunshine and rainbows.
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15 Feb 2026
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5 years back from now, Cthoni found herself in the position of Jabber's caretaker (reluctantly, lol). At night she has a "little" gig to get money and food for them. Jabber is very curious about it.
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15 Feb 2026
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Cthoni has a free night to herself that she spends at a lesbian bar, she finds herself intrigued by a red haired woman with icy cold eyes.
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15 Feb 2026
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Jabber cares for Mankira, and Cthoni cares for Jabber.
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15 Feb 2026
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play wit' that pussy like i play wit' yo' mind by strawberrylemonade1225
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
27 Dec 2025
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“It’s an aphrodisiac,” Jabber starts, and Zanka flushes red. He's soooo cute. “It’s gonna make ya feel really horny and needy and shit. Like I said, this shit is weak, so all it really did to me was make my dick hard, but my dick is, like, always hard ‘cause I’m always thinkin’ ‘bout you, babyyy.”
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14 Feb 2026
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sinkhole (i sink right into you) by 13KeithXPidge13
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
25 Jan 2026
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A groan comes from below him, low and deep, and it has him freezing up completely and blinking, before whipping to glance down at what was underneath him.
Correction; at what he was sitting /atop of/.
He could feel it properly, now that he wasn’t distracted by the adrenaline rush, now that everything was stilling around him—them. He could feel the hips he was straddling, the lower stomach his ass was stationed on, and the hands that had somehow, intentionally or not, attached themselves to his waist.
Jabber’s hands. Jabber’s hands that were on his waist. Jabber’s hips that he was straddling. Jabber that he was situated atop of.
Jabber’s face—which was inches away from Zanka’s own, and purple eyes open to meet his blue.
[or, that one stuck in a tight space fic that every fandom eventually gets]
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14 Feb 2026
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I'll Find You A Way Home by JetstarIsOnline
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
25 Nov 2025
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Trash storms are loud. There’s thunder, sure, but that’s nothing compared to the echoing crashes of garbage pounding to the ground by the ton. Enjin's big brother instinct can usually override his fear, but with none of his kids to watch out for, the anxiety tears him down. At least his favourite Supporter is in the car with him.
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09 Feb 2026