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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Caine knows that something needed to change. But now everything has, and he's not sure he can adapt as quickly as he needs to.

    Spamton knows when to take advantage of an oblivious and expensive looking AI. He has no intentions of getting attached any time soon.

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    22 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    What if instead of leaving with that call, he stayed and signed the contract
    well thats what happened here, and now its the fateful night that kris opens the dark world and the trio are introduced to the inseperable star duo co-hosts
    i sure hope ignoring the phone has no adverse effects on them

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    “Wow what an amazing [show of affection], hold back your tears dear audience!”
    Susie looks up at the darkness around the three of them, eyes squinted from the light and from suspicion
    “What the heck- where’s that voice coming from?”
    The voice ignored her and continued on with its speech
    “Ladies and gentlemen and [[OTHERS]], coming live from [YOUR] house,
    Please put your hands together for everyone's favourite host, the sensation on your screen, the show host that makes you scream,
    [[MR ANT TENNA]]”

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    22 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    "Are you a single mother? No? Well, you will be soon!"

    After becoming overly attached to the pipis Spamton gifted to Tenna, and pining for a future he thought he could never have, his little darling suddenly hatches into a four-inch angel in blue lace, Pixie D. Tube. She's Tenna's entire world, but Pixie's got her own too big of a world in that little body of hers. The only question left if that world is brighter than what came before, or if it's part of a deeper, darker whole.

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Kris didn't know what to expect when they started college with their childhood best friend Noelle. They had spent their entire childhood after getting adopted in the same Monster-only town, with Noelle as their only friend their own age(sure, they were friendly with the other kids their age, that's what happens when you go to the same school since kindergarten, but Noelle is the only person they've ever considered a friend), and the only other people they could consider friends being their own and Noelle's older siblings.

    But they did NOT expect to suddenly be thrust into a world of bigotry, chaos, a curriculum that actually challenges them, and, more than all of that...

    Meeting people who they connect with not because their parents were friends, but because they truly connect to each other on a deeper level.

    And while they drift away from Noelle and finally start to make friends on their own...

    They also find themself crushing on a certain bluebird Noelle becomes study buddies with.

    (This has NO connection to 'What if?' Or any of the other fanfiction connected to it.)

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    12 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    What if the player never existed?

    What if instead of Kris, Noelle fell into that dark fountain with Susie?

    What if Kris has no association with the Knight and knows nothing of the dark worlds?

    What if the soul that was desperately needed to seal fountains was Kris's and Kris's alone, yet the human is blissfully unaware of how desperately they are needed? Of the leadership fated for them?

    ...

     

    Kris watched as Noelle walked out of the classroom with Susie, sighing softly.

    Whatever. Honestly...they knew they should care more but...Susie never bullied Noelle anyway....

    However...for some reason after that, Noelle and Susie completely disappeared for the rest of the fucking day!?!?! And for some goddamn reason when they came back Noelle is randomly seeking them out and Susie is acting weird as fuck, and they're somehow a lot closer??? And for another unknown goddamn reason Susie WILLINGLY asked to do their project.

    What the fuck is going on??????

    Whatever. They don't need to be a part of this bullshit. At least Berdly is just as confused as to what the hell is going on with their project partners.

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    12 Jul 2026