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    Tim has nearly thirty years of vigilante experience trapped inside his four-year-old body. He's fiercely capable, but he's small—and a bit of a sitting duck like this. Bruce promises he can keep him safe.

    But of course, Tim gets kidnapped from preschool.

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    Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?

    Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”

    From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.

    Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.

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    Jason Todd was kidnapped at nine-years-old and given two options. Work for his keep, or be forced to to work for his keep.

    His life was not pleasant, but Jason was nothing if not a fighter, and dammit if was he going to let the hell around him kill who he was as a person. Or his dreams of growing up and going to college.

    Those dreams suddenly came a little more into focus, when his idiot of a pimp accidentally tried to rent him to Bruce Wayne. Poor bastard could have never guessed he was the Batman himself. Heck, not even Jason figured that out, at first. And Batman had practically adopted him.

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    It's 2002 and thirty year old Clark Kent wakes up in his childhood bedroom in the best sort of dream. It's 2002 and his father is still alive and Pete never left Smallville and his greatest enemy is still his dearest friend. It's 2002 and Clark has the chance to change everything if only he had the guts.

    It's 2017 and fifteen year old Clark Kent wakes up in an unfamiliar apartment in Metropolis. It's 2017 and his father is dead and his friends are scattered around the world and Lex Luthor is a ruthless sociopath whose only memories of Clark consist of attempted murder. It's 2017 and everything is a nightmare and Clark has to fix this if only he knew how.

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    the best clex fic ever written

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    Mark takes the stairs down and gets back in his car. He holds the steering wheel like an anchor, white knuckled. The second he settles down the thoughts start popping into his mind, flashing behind his eyelids like a movie.
    It had taken him a second to recognize what he was seeing. It was obvious, but it also didn’t process for several seconds. He just… didn’t expect it. Why the fuck would he? Who expects to walk in on their friends fucking?

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