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  1. Rec *

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    Philanthropy fic. Two people learning to understand one another.

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    16 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    His nerves long rejected the most obvious solution of just asking Naomi for help, so there Snake had found him, pacing in solitude, syringe still full on his desk, sweat flushed cold on his forehead.

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    11 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    The untold stories between MGS 2 and 4. Snake and Otacon in Philanthropy days: soldiers without masters, nomads, tackling threats with any origin and aim. Surviving together regardless of the personal damage.
    Dave is a badass, but Hal is too.

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    10 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 5

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    "This'll help," Hal says. He steps into the room and pulls an oil-stained paper bag from behind his back and brandishes it like a brand-new motherboard. "I have the perfect hangover cure. Works like a charm."

    Snake snorts. "Are you saying that from personal experience?"

    Hal grins at him wickedly. "Maybe."

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    09 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 52

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    Milly lends Wolfwood a shirt, and everything is fine.

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    22 Mar 2026