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    “I don’t believe you. You prefer me—“

    “Compliant?” Rio stood slowly, her eyes never leaving Agatha’s face. The action put her inches away, her body heat radiating out, searing Agatha’s skin. “Obedient?”

    Agatha’s hips shifted against her will, her lips parting slightly. She closed her eyes against the heady mortification that razed through her chest. She felt Rio move closer and she parted her legs without thought.

    Rio stepped between them but didn’t touch, hands settling on the desk inches from Agatha’s hips and hands.

    “You always were such a brat.” Rio’s breath was hot against Agatha’s ear, her voice throaty and raw and filthy. “You never knew how to do what you were told.”

    Or: After five years away, a still-grieving Agatha is dragged back into the FBI and the arms of her ex-wife.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    Glinda has upheld every promise she made: peace across Oz, the crown she never wanted, and the lonely role of Glinda the Good. But the years have worn her thin, and the silence of the Emerald Palace reminds her daily of the people she’s lost, especially her.

    When the Grimmerie reveals a spell that responds to a desperate heart’s wish, Glinda finds herself facing one last impossible choice. With Elphaba’s hat in her hands and her memories burning bright, she begins the chant.

    Magic answers.

    Darkness follows.

    And time itself begins to shift.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    this is about be gooooooood

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    Jesus and all twelve of her disciples are in a lesbian polycule and fuck you, it's FLUFFY. Their names are the same because fuck gender norms. Is this crack? Surprisingly, no.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    Stan didn’t know what he expected. Just a larger version of the kid he had known in high school, really. Sure they were identical, but Stan hadn’t been the person who looked like his brother in a long time. New scars, constant stubble, greasy mullet, dirty clothes, couple new teeth…He wasn’t exactly his best self. Ford seemed to be doing just fine, last he heard, what with his fancy house up in the Pacific Northwest wilderness, so he had assumed that he would be more…stable.

    He noted his shaking hands, the relentless pacing he had picked up, back and forth through the room like a caged animal. He took in the unshaved face, the sunken eyes with dark shadows so deep they may as well be bruises. He looked pale and skinny, like he hadn’t been eating enough. Still, Ford stared ahead, hands clutching a book he had picked up during his rambles, eyes flicking back and forth like he was reading the blank air.

    What was this guy so afraid of way out here?

     

    In which there's slightly more communication when Stan first comes to Gravity Falls, and it makes all the difference.

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    Rated M for graphic depictions of violence and language. Will continue adding tags as story develops.

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    23 Dec 2025

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    In which Ford's attempt to survive entirely on caffeine and paranoia suffers some pitfalls, and things happen differently in 1982.

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    23 Dec 2025