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yokotoko takanaka @wearealldraculasbitches
| get yourself a girl who can store brains in a jar AND drive for an hour to get you food
wednesday addams @wednesdayswritings
| i’m taken. you’ll have to find someone else
enid sinclair @genderbentlupin
| FUCK YEAH SHE IS
(the nevermore gang get on twitter. madness ensues.)
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- Part 12 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 2 of Wednesday Social Media and Groupchat Fics
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w.addams
> i have a perfectly good method of releasing pent up anger already thank youartist
> is it legalw.addams
> well that depends on what you classify as legalartist
> is it against the laww.addams
> yesartist
> then, wednesday
> it is not legalthe wednesday chatfic au that absolutely nobody asked for but I wanted
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- Part 11 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 1 of Wednesday Social Media and Groupchat Fics
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a glee season 1 group chat
*****snixx
> still cant believe quinn refused to give me the mohawk during my mantana era
> do you think berry has hairy toes
> do you think she cuts them into mohawksbarbra berry
> Every so often you bring up the hairy toes thing, and I want you to know that it disturbs me.*****
(glee season 1, the way I wish it had been done)Series
- Part 5 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 4 of Glee Social Media And Groupchat Fics
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the nevermore gang on tumblr
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- Part 13 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 6 of Wednesday Social Media and Groupchat Fics
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told my friends i hate you but i love you just the same by seriousgoose (wait_no)
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
01 May 2024
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Enid's injured and turns up at Wednesday's door. They're gay about it.
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- Part 3 of torturing enid sinclair
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the human world, it's a mess by wait_no
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
26 Apr 2024
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The Crows, post-canon, form a group chat. It goes about as well as one might expect.
nina
> CUTE new gc
> can i make the ruleskaz
> No, you cannot.nina
> too late
> attention everyone‼️
> kaz brekker is the creator so we are his hoes now
> ur mom jokes are banned (looking at u @kaz)
> if u commit criminal activity u must share with the group
> and we never ever talk about hellgate or the time kaz got drunk and bought a dinghy
> clear?Series
- Part 19 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
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gayboy
> platonically speaking i am so in love with isaacgaffer
> well this is a nice sweet bondin experience awhmacadoo
> colin in platonic terms i would definitely let you bond megayboy
> friendly bdsm ftw(The obligatory fandom chatfic for Ted Lasso. Someone had to write it.)
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- Part 21 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
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what happens in paris, 2008, stays in paris, 2008 by wait_no
Fandoms: Killing Eve (TV 2018)
21 Feb 2024
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elena
> maybe niko will resurrect from the grave and reconvert you to heterosexualityeve
> HA no thank you
> niko and i had our time
> he was impaled while im getting railed and i’d like to keep it that wayvillanelle
> niko impale count: 1
> eve rail count: ∞** killing eve post canon chatfic**
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- Part 24 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
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why rugby is 'pretty gay' according to buzzfeed by wait_no
Fandoms: Heartstopper (Webcomic), Heartstopper (TV)
22 Jan 2024
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rugby slay lord
> oh crumpetsgay nerd
> damn cigarslesbean
> FUCK COLONIALISMtao is innocent
> british slurs: a threadOR: the heartstopper group chat!
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- Part 23 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
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monsters with manicures by wait_no
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2024
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d mcmeadows
> ah, yes, the four houses
> homo, burnt out, dies for the plot, and terrorism_________
just a little chatfic where nevermore and hogwarts have merged into one school, and chaos unfolds (as one might expect putting all these people on a groupchat together.)
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- Part 16 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 7 of Wednesday Social Media and Groupchat Fics
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Barbie's method to stay in touch with her friends back in Barbieland backfires, somewhat.
**A BARBIE GROUP CHAT FIC**
kenough
> wussBEACH
> real men cry!sasha
> real men have genitals kendallSeries
- Part 20 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
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all i want for christmas is knives (or skittles) by wait_no
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
23 Dec 2023
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Everyone's getting ready for Christmas. Yoko's trying not to blow up another turkey, people are coming to terms with the fact that they SUCK at buying presents, Wednesday and Enid are prepping for the holidays with shameless flirting, and a LOT of the gang are wondering why on Earth they ever thought befriending the people they have was actually a good idea.
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tyler
> why be calm when you can be wenclairsnowko
> christmas was never for calmness
> it was for queerness
> AGGRESSIVE queerness
> and crimes (but we don't mention those)Series
- Part 15 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 5 of Wednesday Social Media and Groupchat Fics
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the nevermore/mckinley sad clown hooker club by wait_no for Im_gay_weeb
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Glee
16 Dec 2023
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puck
> what the FUCK is going on here
> literally go off grid for five minutes and there’s like a hundred messages of y’all talking about mass murderers and hands and by the way we have new friends now and one of them is like off brand sam and the other jacks off the the bee movie
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- Part 10 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 5 of Glee Social Media And Groupchat Fics
- Part 4 of Wednesday Social Media and Groupchat Fics
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hot stuff
> jason i keep telling u that its only janet that tastes like cheetosjanet
> I taste like Cheetos?jason
> spicy oneschidi
> oh, this is a nightmare.the good place "team cockroach" group chat!
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- Part 22 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
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madocsspawn
> regret making this chat yet?
no time to dye
> long ago
Heather creates a group chat. Jude and Cardan are in denial, Vivi's decided bullying them's her hobby now, and Oak's just confused at what the adults are getting up to.
(Or, I made a Folk of the Air chatfic, and I regret nothing.)
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- Part 18 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
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warbler
> what
kurt elisabeth
> is it even worth asking
(or the group chat the new directions formed after leaving high school!)
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- Part 3 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 3 of Glee Social Media And Groupchat Fics
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Sometimes, Beth likes to text her copious Glee Club aunties and uncles.
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- Part 8 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 9 of Glee Social Media And Groupchat Fics
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“See the top of your form? That is my mobile number. No matter what you are or what time it is, if you’re drunk, you can call for me to take you home.”
That’s what Will Schuester had said. And now, at 4am, phone ringing insistently on his bedside table, waking him for the third time this week, he regretted every word.
(Or, Mr Schue gave the glee club his phone number for Blame it on the Alcohol and everything goes downhill from there.)
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- Part 9 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 8 of Glee Social Media And Groupchat Fics
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In which Enid and Wednesday are 21, incredibly dense and don’t realise they’ve wrong numbered each other, but still somehow manage to fall in love along the way.
enid
> i know
> i am a lesbian of mysterious waysmaui
> seductiveenid
> are you flirting?maui
> absolutelySeries
- Part 14 of don’t leave me hanging on the telephone
- Part 3 of Wednesday Social Media and Groupchat Fics
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"It is a pity, to die today. The forecast said there would be sun tomorrow."
Enid is injured worse than expected in the final battle against the Hyde. In her last moments, she contemplates the life she has lived with Wednesday, and when it's okay to leave her behind.
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- Part 2 of torturing enid sinclair