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    sbi family dynamics :)

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    main series here!
    https://archiveofourown.org/series/2074899

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    An idea I had after a tiktok suspice made about what Schlatt's limbo would be. (plus a little bit of Connor eats pants because he deserves good things)

    He's stuck there, waiting for a party that isn't going to happen. Unable to comprehend that time is passing. In a little party hat.

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    23 Aug 2021

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    “The Angel of Death, the ferryman of the Styx, the terror of the western seas. One of the most feared captains ever to sail, and yet, I have to wonder… how did a man like you end up all on his own? We searched the area where you were found—not another soul in sight. So,” He fixes him with a long look, allowing the silence to hover like a dark cloud, the words rolling off of his tongue with all the venom and smugness he can muster, “—tell me, Philza. Where is your crew?”

    OR: Technoblade is a naval captain, and Phil his unwilling prisoner. Somehow, they manage to come out of it as friends in the end.

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    11 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    If there's one thing Philza Minecraft is good at, it's denying. Denying his grief for his lost son. Denying everything that needs to be talked about when his son returns. Denying that he has pushed himself to his limit, and beyond. Denying the sickness creeping up on him.

    But it's fine! He's living with Technoblade. They have a new commune, they have the Syndicate, everything is going great! Wilbur is even back now! Everything is totally fine.

    Well...

    Until it isn't.

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    08 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Phil had always known he was different, but he didn’t know exactly why. He thought that maybe it was because he was an avian. When he was around twelve years old his wings grew in, which scared some of the other children, so for years, he thought that was why he felt so weird. Whenever he looked at himself in the mirror, he always blamed the disgust he felt about his body on his wings. Because that's what it had to be, right? That was why he felt so wrong throughout puberty, that's why he hated everything about how he looked, that's why he hated how his body moved, why he hated his body language. His wings were what he blamed all of his self-hatred on for the ten years before he turned twenty-two, which was the year he started to realize the truth.

     

    Aka: MTF Philza w/ lots of found family angst and fluff

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    07 Jul 2021

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    WARNING: THE FOUNDATION DATABASE IS

      CLASSIFIED

    ACCESS BY UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.
    PERPETRATORS WILL BE TRACKED, LOCATED, AND DETAINED.

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    23 Feb 2021