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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    Rozanov wags the wrinkled boxers in front of Shane’s face.

    “Bad,” he scolds. “Bad behavior. Cannot have people thinking I let you act like this.”

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    13 Mar 2026

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    Holy shit

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    none of these stories are interconnected. they can be read in any order, and you're not missing something if you skip some of them. it's just all my HR fic, gathered in one place.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    His mouth parts. A hint of his soft, wet tongue as it swipes briefly across his lower lip. A second passes. A hesitation. Then, “You'll make a mess.”

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Shane thinks about Ilya; thinks about the glorious gasping surprise of Shane and considers that he has made an absolutely fucking massive mistake somewhere along his way here but he has no idea what it was. Behind his eyelids he thinks about his own name choked out like a confession and thinks about the Ilya that seemed to come so naturally, and wishes desperately that he'd done something differently. Something, almost anything, but he doesn't know what, can't pin the thought down. He has no idea what he's wishing for except for different.

    As it turns out, once they're in motion there's nothing that can keep his eyes open, and he sleeps.

    There's a dream that feels like turning inside out, like stretching and rebounding, like a path cleared and his is the first skate that touches the ice after the Zamboni leaves it, and he wakes —

    He wakes.

    Head thick and foggy until he shakes it and it clears, but he wakes —

    — and they're back at the hotel.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    “And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”

    Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”

    “It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”

    “Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”

    The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Shane Hollander, captain of the Boston Raiders, is the the undisputed best hockey player of his generation. But he’s lonely. His relationships with women have never worked out, and he’s afraid he knows why.

    Ilya Rozanov is a charismatic, openly bisexual personal trainer and influencer. His Insta is half thirst traps, half brutal and perceptive hockey critique.

    It’s no surprise, really, that Shane falls for him so hard and so fast.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    He goes to the fridge to look for the bell peppers, and while he’s in there, he says, “It was a good first kiss. As far as I could tell. I hadn’t really kissed anyone before.” He takes an orange bell pepper from the bag his mom brought over and brings it over to the counter. “Not anyone I really wanted to kiss anyway.” He cuts the top and bottom off the pepper and then works on cutting out the seeds. “Ilya’s a good kisser,” he adds. And he can’t believe he’s just said that out loud to his mom.

    Shane and Ilya's dinner with Shane's parents at his house following the end of episode six.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Set after season 1.
    Shane and Ilya try this dating thing for real.
    Slice-of-life explorations on sex, rivalry, and looove.

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    22 Feb 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 21

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    Jackie Pike's marriage (bad).

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    22 Feb 2026

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    “It’s yours,” Shane says quickly, as if he can hear the change in Ilya’s breathing, as if they even know each other that well. “It has to be.”

    “Oh.” For a single, shameful moment, satisfaction thrums through Ilya’s body. Mine, he thinks, briefly, before bile rises in his throat. This is bad. This is so bad.
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    It's 2016, and Ilya Rozanov's lonely Christmas is interrupted by the worst possible news: Shane Hollander is pregnant.

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    21 Feb 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 63

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    When Ilya sees the picture, he drops the phone on his face.

    It’s a piece of fan art – if you can even call it art – depicting Shane and Ilya, naked and locked in passionate embrace. The Ilya isn’t bad, if a bit clumsy. A lot veinier than the real Ilya, for sure, and his dick is somehow bigger than a horse cock.

    But Shane. This Shane is a good six inches shorter than actual Shane. They’ve stolen his body hair, waxed his pubes and leg hairs clean off. On top of that, they shrunk his ass. It is a war crime.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “Fuck, look at you,” Ilya breathes. “Ask me for it again.”

    “Hit me,” Shane says instantly, not a moment of hesitation.

    “Is your face not sore? You still want more?”

    “It’s sore,” Shane answers. “Please. I want more.”

    “Fuck,” Ilya hisses, and he extends his arm out, muscular and powerful, and he brings it down hard, harder than any of the previous smacks. This one makes Shane’s head reel, his entire upper half jolting in response to it. Ilya watches in concern and fascination, gauging his reaction.

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    Ilya's playful slap during the Hayden phone call scene awakens something in Shane.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “I want you to be able to fuck me whenever you want,” Shane blurted out. “And with, this, we can be together even when we’re apart.”

    Ilya looked at Shane like he just got down onto one knee.

    One day, Shane thought. But for now, he figured this was an unconventional alternative to a promise ring.

    Shane revels in the pride of another victory—he’s gotten Ilya the best anniversary present ever.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    07 Feb 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 92

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    Shane texts him his second day in Sochi, after the Opening Ceremony is over and the sports are beginning.

     

    Are you staying in the Village? he asks. Capitalization, proper grammar. Innocuous.

     

    Nyet, Ilya texts back. Here in his country Shane can learn a little Russian. Latin alphabet, he can be generous.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    "Ilya," he says, and knows even as he says it that he's doing it wrong. That he doesn't sound at all serious about it, winded and belly up on the couch with his boyfriend taking up all the space in the world over him. "Get off me."

    Sure enough, Ilya snorts and doesn't move a muscle. "Say it like you actually mean it," he shoots back, "and maybe I will."

    Shane and Ilya experiment with resistance and with trust.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “Why did you even come here?”

    “I came to get laid,” Ilya says honestly. “But my friend is not well, so.”

    Shane jerks his chin towards the door.

    “Still time,” he mutters.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Shane’s fingertips lazily trace down the middle of his back, and then tap their way back up. Ilya wants to die here.

    “If you could be any animal,” Shane asks, yawning in the middle of the sentence, “what animal would you be?”

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “Ilya,” Shane says warningly, but he’s too late as the grin unfurls across Ilya’s face. “I said no laughing,” he snaps, glaring at him. “You’re laughing.”

    Ilya shakes his head. “Is not at you, sweetheart,” he says, unable and unwilling to stop his beaming. “I am just—happy. To share this with you.” He meets Shane’s eyes. “You are—singularity,” he says, careful with his pronunciation. “My favorite.”

    Shane goes red so fast, Ilya worries about his heart for a second.

    “I just want to know you,” Shane murmurs, closing his eyes when Ilya lifts his hand up and strokes through his hair. “I miss you when you aren't around, and I want to carry the little bits of you I can.”

    OR: Shane has some questions. Ilya always seems to have an answer. (And one time, Ilya has a question, too.)

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    03 Feb 2026

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    In the stale hallway of the Sports Hall of Fame, he understands the cottage more. He has to wander down unpaved paths for privacy.

    Ilya looks over at the growing crowd around Shane. There are things to learn, he decides. There are things to learn that cannot be kept behind glass in this wretched museum.

    Or, Ilya and Shane learn each other.

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    03 Feb 2026

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