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You want him in the way a wolf wants a lame rabbit; not because it’s satisfying, but because it’s easy. You know exactly how he’ll crumple. How he’ll say no without meaning it.
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Rozanov posts on Instagram a lot. Not on his feed, but his stories.
Every time he lands in a city, he posts a story. Usually it's just back of his seat, or sometimes the view out the window—on the tarmac, never anything exciting, one of just many cities their lives are broken up into—and a location tag. Low effort.
It’s pretty obvious what it is. Guys laugh about it, call it Rozanov’s Fuck Signal. The easiest way to get the hot girls who follow him to slide into his DMs.
Easy pussy.
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27 Feb 2026
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Bark bark bark bark (also read their nick suzuki stuff)
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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In 1971, Sidney Crosby died on the Civic Arena ice.
Forty years later, he fell in love.
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Public Bookmark 581
Mystery Work
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“Let’s get one thing straight,” Suguru says, his voice low and threatening, dark eyes glittering in the waning sunlight streaming through the windows. “I’m not doing this as a favor to you. I am doing this because you’re right about one thing and one thing only-- Megumi deserves better than a life with Limitless.”
Suguru leans in close enough that Satoru can count his individual lashes. Satoru’s heart thunders in his chest, his limbs cold and useless where he sits.
“And when all is said and done, I want you gone from my life. Permanently. I have worked too god damned hard to give my daughters some sense of normalcy, and if you fuck that up-- you will wish you’d stayed an agent. Are we clear, Satoru?”
Satoru’s nod is the barest flicker of movement. Suguru releases him and steps back.
“Good. Glad we understand each other.”
Or: the one where a young Megumi is thrust upon Satoru and they go on a good old-fashioned American cross-country road trip about it.
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13 Jan 2025
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Public Bookmark 3421
Mystery Work
Part of hidden fics 2026
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material witness by lances
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Jan 2022
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“Ah, real shame neighbor,” he was breathless, bending to accommodate Toji’s violence. “Was hoping we’d have a bubbly conversation, small talk about the weather, the dead body in your bag, capitalism—that kinda thing. Get to know the man I’ll be living next to.”
He was a sweet-looking thing, with a narrow bridge, strong shoulders and a tight-orbit waist. Commerical beauty, the contrived type in dentist offices and balmy perfume adverts.
It registered a beat later. “You’re the guy who just moved in.”
(or: jaded gojo witnesses his neighbor kill someone & they don't talk about it)
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“A curse that hates humans but treats us like this?” Six-Eyes’ voice is lilted incredulously. “That’s even more interesting. It makes me wonder, y’know—you never did answer when I asked what could’ve made a curse like you.”
Suguru sighs, smile dropping ever-so-slightly. “It’s very rude,” he drawls, “to ask a curse their origin, especially if they’ve already denied answer.”
///OR: the one where Getō is a millennium-old curse with an abnormal amount of moral agency and Gojō is very, very interested
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- Part 3 of Author's Favorites (JJK)
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07 Oct 2024
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In 1965, Voldemort became Minister for Magic. In 1968, the leadership of the Order of the Phoenix was destroyed, the remnants of the terrorist organisation driven underground. By 1970, all was well in Great Britain.
The year is 1984. Sirius Black has just turned 25. He's rich, he's powerful, and most importantly--he's bored.
But all of that is about to change.
8/24/23
PLEASE DON'T POST MY FICS ON GOODREADS/STORYGRAPHS/ETC.PLEASE DON'T REPOST MY WORKS ON ANY OTHER SITES.
PLEASE DON'T PRINT OR BIND MY WORKS USING THIRD PARTY SITES THAT MAKE A PROFIT - DO IT BY HAND OR NOT AT ALL. DO NOT SELL BOUND COPIES OF MY FICS.
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Bookmarked by wetlizard
05 Aug 2024
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more hurt than comfort, sometimes a story has a twist that changes your life; jkr you dumb fucking terf I can’t wait for you to burn in hell
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“What do you want me to do?” Remus says, tiredly. All he wants is to curl up on his bed. Smoke a pack of cigarettes. Get drunk. He can’t stop looking at Harry.
“Remus...” Dumbledore is gentle. Remus hates when he has that tone. Hates that he knows it will hurt. “There is no one else left.”
A bitter laugh escapes him. “So you’ll curse the poor thing with a werewolf for a guardian?”
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Bookmarked by wetlizard
25 Feb 2024
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Fuck JKR you dumb fucking bitch, but like, yeah. This is some of the best written work on this website.
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THE MARRIAGE OF TRUE MINDS by spicyshimmy
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
05 Mar 2014
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Prince S'chn T'gai Spock of Vulcan, engaged to Prince James Tiberius Kirk of Earth through an arrangement made by their parents many years ago, writes to his intended on the day of his birth in the interest of diplomacy. Jim is not interested in diplomacy. Though there is no precedent set for the commencement of a written correspondence begun due to these specific parameters, I will strive to maintain, to the best of my abilities and with ample preparatory research previously conducted, the appropriate level of formality between us, based on a number of factors, primarily examples of a similar nature.
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07 Sep 2016
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Public Bookmark 875
Mystery Work
Part of Fic_To_2021
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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11 May 2016
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"That's the beauty of this stuff," the salesman said, tilting his head toward the display Bucky had been looking at. "Nobody knows what you're keeping under your clothes. That's between you and yourself."
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09 Sep 2015
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Arthur is an ex-model and Eames is Vegas card dealer. Arthur wants Eames to help him with a con.
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Public Bookmark 1976
Mystery Work
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09 Jul 2015
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