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hold me & explore me by whatacaitastrophe for AshWritesRarely
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games)
20 Feb 2026
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fallon is stuck in minrathous on a job for the crows on her birthday, and she's pissed about it. juno makes her feel better.
**set five years before the events of my longfic, Hopeless Hallelujah**
juno belongs to AshWritesRarely <3
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- Part 3 of The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva
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Hell That I Call Home by whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
16 Feb 2026
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fallon "rook" de riva doesn't regret much, but not telling lucanis dellamorte how she feels before his untimely passing? that will haunt her until the day she dies. if she could go back and change it, fallon would fight like hell to keep him.
even after a year in the ossuary, lucanis dellamorte never stopped loving fallon de riva, but he told himself that if he ever escapes, he'll stay away from her, if only to keep her safe.
as if saving the world isn't going to be difficult on its own, fate seems to have decided that it isn't done yet with fallon de riva and lucanis dellamorte, and they have to do it together. everyone is in hell, but it's the hell that they call home.
**this is a sequel to my fic Hopeless Hallelujah. reading HH is not required to understand the bulk of this story, but definitely recommended for additional context**
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- Part 5 of The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva
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Pockets Filled with Knives by whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games)
26 Jan 2026
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Every marriage has secrets, but Fallon and Lucanis?
Fallon and Lucanis's secrets could kill.
When a vacation that was supposed to help fix their stagnant marriage turns deadly, Fallon and Lucanis must figure out how to move on from the shattered illusions of who they believed their spouse to be.
Every marriage has secrets, but not every marriage has pockets filled with knives, and well, that changes everything.
*loosely inspired by Mr. & Mrs. Smith*
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This Is Your Song by whatacaitastrophe for theelderdemon
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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On the evening before the first night of Satinalia, Lucanis and Rosalyn find some time for a little night music.
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My Prayers End Up Unanswered by whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
17 Dec 2025
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Contrary to what she loudly tells anybody who asks about how she broke her arm, and where she got the thin, new scar that runs horizontally across the bridge of her nose and her right cheek, Lucanis Dellamorte did not push Fallon de Riva off a warehouse scaffolding two weeks ago.
Okay, fine. Lucanis pushed her, but it wasn't done with malicious intent, and it certainly wasn't because Fallon stole his kill, like she claims. He wasn't even trying to make her fall off the industrial beams; Lucanis was just trying to get her out of the way. She lost her balance and fell! If anything, that's Fallon's fault, not Lucanis's.
**set ten years before the events of my longfic, Hopeless Hallelujah**
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- Part 1 of The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva
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The Misadventures of Fallon de Riva by whatacaitastrophe
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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Two Talons, Two Hearts by handsignals, xkatchy
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
17 Feb 2026
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Viago de Riva takes Andarateia Cantori up on her offer of a visit, after a required but unpleasant meeting with his father following the events of Eight Little Talons. After a tense miscommunication, Viago returns to Salle, not realizing Teia is soon to join him in pursuit of silent promises on the Verdant Isle…
Bookmarked by whatacaitastrophe
27 Jan 2026
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the divine right of kings by rook-de-rivas (someassemblingrequired)
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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14 Jan 2026
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Satinalia Magic by Vorcha_Girl for whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Lucanis decides to surprise Rook for Satinalia, but Rook has a few ideas of her own about how to make the night even more magical!
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05 Jan 2026
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Just For Us by AshWritesRarely for whatacaitastrophe
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
28 Dec 2025
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'She smirked, wicked and sharp, and Lucanis felt his cock throb in the confines of his trousers. Maker. "This is the last night before the fasting week begins," Her voice was a low purr, hypnotic; Lucanis was glad to lose himself in it. "I wanted you to have your dessert and still be able to call yourself a good Andrastian in the morning."'
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Fallon saves Lucanis from the Crows Satinalia banquet by giving him his present a little early.
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Bookmarked by whatacaitastrophe
28 Dec 2025
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After suffering severe injuries in a contract, Lucanis must rehabilitate himself back to what he once was. He struggles to come to terms with his injuries, his relationship with Rook is strained, and he starts to question his position as First Talon of the Crows.
Occurs roughly 1 year Post-Veilguard
Bookmarked by whatacaitastrophe
18 Dec 2025