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Theo spends a long awaited night with his best friends parents
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Pansy Parkinson has a secret.
One that is now 14 and a brillant plant loving smart as a whip Hufflepuff.
Pansy and Theo who have been married just as long would do anything to protect their daughter but things are about to change when a rather handsome snake slayer takes over as the Herbology Professor.
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Harry just wants to wallow in misery with a couple drinks, but the boy who lives can never catch a break.
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Harry leaves the bar with Pansy Parkinson and put her to good use.
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When Pansy Parkinson is captured by one of the most deranged lunatics there is, she struggles to accept her fate. She prays someone rescues her but how long is too long of a wait? And what happens when she slowly starts falling for this delirious unforgiving man.
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A Collision of Red and Green by wildlyconfusingaffairs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2026
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Ron Weasley and Pansy Parkinson had never been friends, he still saw her as a traitor and while Harry had forgivin her, Ron had not, but all that was about to change.
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‘Draco?’ Theo’s tone was light, breezy.
‘Seeing as you’re my best friend in the entire world, might you be willing to maybe help Hermione and I out with a little…demonstration?’‘A demonstration of what? Malfoy asked, taking another bite of his donut.
‘Will you let Granger suck your cock so I can watch and learn how to suck Potter’s?’
Malfoy immediately began choking.
His grey eyes went wide as he coughed and spluttered, spraying drops of white icing and sprinkles onto the table as Theo whacked him hard on the back.‘Y-you fucking what?’ He asked eventually, taking a sip of water, his eyes streaming.
‘You heard me, mate.’ Theo said. ‘Granger says she’s an expert at blow jobs and I don’t have a lot of experience. I want to see how she does it.’
Hermione expected Malfoy to immediately push away from the table, to either be utterly repulsed or to start laughing.
But he did neither of those things.
His eyes suddenly darkened, the silvery shade turning to stormy grey as a muscle fluttered in his jaw.Oh, God.
Malfoy was actually considering this, she realised.
He was imagining her sucking his cock.
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04 Feb 2026
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Professor Longbottom loves to be a naughty boy in the greenhouses when school isn't in session.
When the students are away the teachers shall play.
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03 Feb 2026
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Minerva McGonagall was proud to be the Headmistress of Hogwarts.
Of course, she never imagined that not long after achieving her life's goal her staff would change so drastically. Almost her entire faculty is now made up of former students from the same graduating class.
THAT graduating class.
They are just as unruly as ever and so are their many children who are growing up on the grounds of the magical school under the watchful eye of Hagrid, their devoted carer. Now in her twelfth year as Headmistress, Minerva's life at Hogwarts is a daily lesson in patience as she tries in vain to control the chaos.
This is a story about one day in that beautifully unpredictable life full of bickering professors, plotting children, and the indulgent half-giant that loves them all.
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02 Feb 2026
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Notty for Santa by Mother_of_Lilith for Slytheremm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2025
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With a little help from firewhisky, Theodore Nott tells Santa exactly what he wants for Christmas.
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02 Feb 2026
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Charlie wanted Harry, but he’d never planned on having him. He’d never planned on Draco Malfoy, either. He hadn’t planned on anything but living out his days in Romania, with his friends and his dragons and his safe, peaceful distance.
Apparently, it wasn’t a very popular plan.
This is a story about crumbs and flickers and roots, running away and coming home; about falling in love without meaning to (twice), and having truly good friends, and the mutually revealing recognition between two people in love with the same man.
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02 Feb 2026