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20 years of history between Joyce Byers and Jim Hopper, broken down into several short (ish) stories.
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08 Feb 2026
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you're not so nice, but sex sells so cheap by rhincodontidae
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Oct 2023
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23-year-old Jack Rackham — friendly neighborhood burnout and part-time pool boy — signs on for the summer doing maintenance work for Mary Bonnet. And, just like he does every summer, he expects he'll be getting a steady supply of MILF pussy out of it.
That is, as soon as Mary's weird fucking husband stops breathing down his neck.
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Talking things through as a crew is easier said than done, and honest communication has never really been Stede’s strong suit. When it comes to Ed, he is willing to try.
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Stede has a small dick. Turns out Ed is actually into it. Like, really… really into it.
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- Part 1 of Little Wonder
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The first time he fucks Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach is sure of three things:
Stede Bonnet’s mouth tastes both warm like brandy, and sweet like the flesh of an orange.
Stede Bonnet’s skin smells like fresh air, and sun, and the good type of dirt.
Stede Bonnet is going to be the greatest, most wonderful mistake of Ed’s life.or: Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.
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He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven by AuntieClimactic
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2022
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“Here we go again,” he heard Lucius scream over Izzy’s furious cursing.
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He snaps. “Ed’s long gone now.”
Stede has always been good at pushing his luck. Especially with this man. “I don’t know, I think I see him, lurking around under all that dirt.”
Because they can't get away, start over, reset.
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Luctor et Emergo: The Call of Edthulhu by Dracothelizard
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Sep 2022
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Stede pulled a face at that. “Hm, well, I don’t want to do any human sacrifices.”
“Kinda rule number one of being in a cult,” Pete scoffed.
“Ah! Not in this cult!” Stede beamed at him and looked around expectantly. “Remember? What’s our number one rule?”
Roach raised his hand. “Don’t sacrifice my chicken.”
“Not quite number one, but still high up,” Stede replied. “Swede?”
“Stick to the chore schedule?”
“Definitely in the top ten.” There were no more hands, and he sighed. “Come on! If we want to get a good result, we talk about it…”
“As a cult,” the others chorused, some more reluctant than others.
AKA the Lovecraftian AU no one asked for!
In which High Priest Stede struggles with nosy Badmintons, his cultists and the Spanish Inquisition. Meeting Edthulhu makes everything better. Now Stede just has to help the eldritch deity emerge fully into this world. It'll be fine! Probably!
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- Part 1 of Luctor et Emergo
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Captain Blackbeard is as mean an alpha as the seven seas has ever seen. It is on theme that his ruts are a force to be reckoned with, that's why nobody has been allowed near him during such a time when his instincts are high and his inhibitions are low-- at that point, you'd stand better chances fighting a pack of wolves butt naked, really.
Who better to face such a challenge than the determined and brave Gentleman Pyrate?
Turns out nobody seen Edward rutting for good reason, but its not because he's dangerous. 'Pathetic' is perhaps a better word for it.
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- Part 1 of Seasonal Temperment
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Sailors call them watermarks. A gift from the sea, a name or symbol written on your chest, meant to guide you to your own true love.
But Stede Bonnet's mark doesn't look like anything at all. Not really. And it certainly doesn't look like 'Edward' or 'Teach' or 'Blackbeard' or a black beard and that's fine. Completely fine.
Ed's absolutely fine with it.
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Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness.
And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick.
One problem: Stede's still married.
ETA: Podfic available thanks to the inimitable KninjaKnitter at this link
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- Part 1 of sleeves touching sleeves
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Stede’s being kissed before the door fully clicks shut behind him.
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“Would you like me to pick you up anything special for the crossing?” Stede checks.
“Oh, I dunno. You know what I like,” Ed grins.
Me, it’s me, it’s me! Stede’s heart rejoices. He can’t go wrong with such wind beneath his wings.
“I’ll have to see if I can find a treat for when you get bored at sea,” he tells Ed. “Something to keep you occupied.”
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Quite simply, Stede and Ed "romance" their way across an ocean.
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I don’t know who will find this, if anybody. Who would even understand it, as Captain Bonnet is long gone?
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The crew of the Revenge find a message in a marmalade jar.
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Newly divorced dog person Stede Bonnet and local business owner/hot biker and cat person Edward Teach meet in the waiting room of a vet's office.
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Blackbeard has broken stronger men than Stede Bonnet.
And yet, this foolish, soft, effervescent man refuses to even bend, let alone break.
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Or: Stede comes back, he stays, and he perseveres, much to Ed's chagrin.
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Forgiveness takes a while. But it doesn't stop lust (or love).
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A silk scarf, a copper button, and a pair of warm brown eyes change the course of Ed's entire criminal career.