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A princess is kidnapped, a casualty of an ongoing war. She finds out she may have more in common with her orc captors than she first believed.
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01 Feb 2026
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This was starting to feel like surreal fever dream.
He was in the apartment of his colleague, who previously acted towards him like a stereotypical high school bully, but now he wanted to fuck his brain out, for some reason, and at this moment he was blasting Sade, of all musicians, and Herm had to basically force a super powered diarrhea, to wash his insides squeaky clean. And it also was his first sex ever. After years of fantasizing and then coming to terms with that he’ll probably die a virgin, a buff gay man just picked him up by the scruff of his neck and tossed him into his bed, because… he was so pathetic that it was funny?
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
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After their drunken hookup, Robert thought they’d avoid ever mentioning it, leave it lost in the awkward silences it would inevitably bring. What he couldn’t have anticipated was Waterboy taking to him like a duck to water.
In which Robert commits several HR violations and Waterboy learns to ask for what he wants.
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- Part 2 of Sink or Swim
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Using fake plans with Waterboy to get out of things seemed like the perfect idea. The only problem was Waterboy did not understand the plans were fake and is now very excited about going out to get drinks with his new friend.
In which Waterboy learns how to kiss and Robert learns he has a hard time saying no to Waterboy.
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- Part 1 of Sink or Swim
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Omega Herman goes around obliviously showering everyone with attention and the consequences that brings.
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Waterboy is scheduled to have his heat tomorrow, but wants to finish his second shift today even though he's feeling under the weather. He's shipped out with Flambae to do a mission.
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Waterboy is obsessed with the only man at the SDN who’s ever shown him kindness: Robert. After nearly getting caught tailing him and digging through his things, he’s suddenly placed on Robert’s dispatch team, giving him the access he’s always craved.
Now surrounded by Robert’s voice and attention, Waterboy keeps pushing the borders of his secret obsession, slipping further into desperation as he seeks more and more from the man he adores oh so much. How long can he hide the suffocation of his longing? The immoral need building beneath every mission before Robert has discovered his sick obsession?
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“You’re fidgety but not this fidgety, Waterboy.”
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Robert notices that Waterboy is a lot more distracted and squirmy than usual during dispatch and while confronting him, he finds out that Waterboy is a lot less innocent than he appears.Or; Waterboy likes to hold in his pee and Robert indulges him.
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My Heart Lies Smothered in my Breast by quakergoth for horseboneologist
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
31 Jul 2023
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The suite was lovely. Really a generous welcome gift; Lester had spoiled him.
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Hector has fallen ill, and is in desperate need of some repairs. Who knew having his insides dug around in would feel so... interesting.
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Extreme Measures by shadowlord420sgf
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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After a near-disastrous adventure, the Hanks confess what they've been trying to prove to you all along.
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Every Breath You Take by ghxstjett
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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As long as Hector could remember, it has always been you, and only you. No matter how many others had wandered the halls of this house, none of them could ever compare to the way you made him feel. They had all taken him for granted. They never spouted praise for his hard work, only complaints. He was constantly being poked and prodded, treated like he was nothing other than an object. In their defense, he is. He is nothing more than a means to an end. Hector’s only purpose was to serve, not be served.
That is, until you came along.
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Cut From the Same Cloth by lovethegenuine
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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An alternate reality where you've taken up stalking your next-door neighbor, Hector, only to find out he has the same sick and filthy obsession for you.
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Can't Seem To Cool Down by Maryonamaryona
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
18 Jul 2025
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Absolutely obsessed with fucking the AC at the moment, how about you?
I personally love a good slow burn stalking so if you are looking for immediate action this is not the story for you. WARNING! This character is written to be unsettling and unwell, there are also mentions of obsession driven violence. If you can get down with that, welcome to the freak show! I'll be your ring master :)
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08 Jul 2025
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A Matter of Time by BucketsofFrogs
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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You were not handling your new responsibility well. The stress over which objects you should be giving sentience to and how you should be handling things was eating away at you. It didn’t help matters that your newest object-turned-person was…. interesting. Cute? Maybe. Irritating? Certainly.
Unfortunately, his other half was about to complicate everything.
[[New chapter releases every other day]]
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someone's been stealing your dirty laundry. as more articles of clothing proceed to go missing, you decide to investigate. it leads to steamy gay transgender sex.
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feelz by utskeielserkaper (historieskaper)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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alternative title : would you fuck me right on the floor?
“he watched you, and he had very little shame in admitting it to himself. so what if he stared? so what if he laid in wait, following you between rooms, watching you, watching the things everyone would do to you. it’s all he had. all he could do was watch, and fantasize.” ch1 snippet
FAIR WARNING hector is fucked up in this but that’s my favorite part of him sorry…
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you can have the hate that it brings by findinggodwithajuicebox
Fandoms: The Most Dangerous Game - Richard Connell
29 Feb 2024
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This isn’t hot or anything and it isn’t a character study, it’s just a bunch of words. The porn isn’t even the main part of it.
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That really hit my Spot by Sidekick_Sm1tt3n
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
12 Jun 2023
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The Spot tries to practice his powers before fighting Spiderman, but chose a gross bathroom stall
A stranger mistakes one of his spots for a glory hole (but does ask for consent first)
Also, sorry its short but, its a quickie in the fic too
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- Part 1 of Spot Sex Saga (tripple S rank)
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02 Jun 2024