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    “Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”

    The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.

    In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.

    (Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)

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    04 Jan 2026

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    It starts with a single gift. A gift that turns a relationship based on hate fucking to something else that neither are willing to name.

    Join Lucifer as he navigates through his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad relationship with Alastor and learns maybe it isn’t as bad as all that.

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    30 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Lucifer woke up alone and considering he hadn't gone to bed that way, it only gets worse from there.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    The first time he meets the devil, Alastor is twenty-one years old.

    It is not the last time, though it does set the course for everything that follows. It is where it all begins.

    A canon divergence AU, beginning with a very different first meeting.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.

     

    Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.

     

    He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.

     

    Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.

    There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.

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    17 Nov 2025