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Big Brekk had a problem.
Fortunately, there was an easy fix. "Just gotta kill something." Easy as that. "Easy as pie." Actually, pie sounded good... Just needed to get some new leather, on account of his pink plainstrider-- Luanne, that is-- had torn his leather vest to smithereens.
Luckily, it wasn't rabies. It was just Luanne's time of the month. "Gonna getcha some pie, once we're done here." Brekk tore off a tall blade of tough grass; he stuck in his teeth. "Buncha pie, Babe." So much pie.
First things first, Brekk had to bag a beast. "Big beast, preferabalistically." Big Brekk wore a big vest. The Barrens had big beasts, which is why Big Brekk was in the Barrens, which weren't all that barren. Big beasts in the Barrens. "You bet. Just gotta find one." Luckily, Big Brekk was a big beast tracker with a big bird and a big bow. This was gonna be cake. "Gonna get my girl a cake." A big cake. "Big-ass sheet cake."
The tauren shielded his sharp sapphire eyes. He scanned the wavering, chest-high, golden grass for any sign of high-yield quarry... There! Oh, for fuck's sake. "Damn you!" With lightning-speed and a thunder-growl to match, Big Brekk drew an arrow from his quiver. He didn't have to draw his bow. "Already had it in hand, ya blue son of a bitch."
Brekk took careful aim, on account of all the tall grass waving around. He narrowed his eyes and waited for his vile and disgusting subtauren target to-- "C'mon, jackass. Show your ugly mug." -- show its ugly jackass mug.
"SAY GOODNIGHT GR-- " With a puzzled but highly intelligent frown, Brekk lowered his big bow. He squinted his prussian-blue portals. He glanced at Luanne, who stared at Brekk's tail. Brekk shrugged. He cupped his beefpaws around his mouth. "HEY, BUB!"
Luanne pecked at Brekk's lashing tail. "One sec, Babe. Daddy's gotta check if the-- Yeah, that can't be good."
Brekk refastened his bow. He dug a coiled rope from his pack. As he knotted and tugged the stiff rope, Brekk's dazzling dumortierite gaze swept back and forth, to track the-- "Aw, shit." Brekk spit his piece of grass aside. "C'MON BABE!"
Together, Big Brekk and his beautiful bird charged into some kind of situation.