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Alastor has moved to a new town and he needs to prepare before he can go for his next kill. Everything is perfectly lined up - that is until his plans completely fall apart upon meeting a little girl and her father. Will he embrace the good things that have been brought before him, or will he follow through with his initial plans?
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alastor is a serial killer who finds himself accidentally becoming a part of a family.Series
- Part 1 of on the brink of starvation
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Father Of Monsters by chibinekogirl101
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
14 Apr 2026
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The wound inflicted upon Alastor by Adam is deep and unfixable, so much so he dies before the battle against the Exterminators comes to an end.
He has no idea what comes from a double death, but he's pretty sure it isn't supposed to be this!
[In which Alastor is reincarnated as Lilith at the dawn of time, and he would like to have a refund issued thank-you-very-much!]
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- Part 4 of An Orchard Of (Radio)Apples
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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship by keelywolfe
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Apr 2026
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It starts with a single gift. A gift that turns a relationship based on hate fucking to something else that neither are willing to name.
Join Lucifer as he navigates through his terrible, horrible, no good, very bad relationship with Alastor and learns maybe it isn’t as bad as all that.
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"Touch me,” Alastor demanded, hot against the Devil’s mouth. “Put your hands on me, Lucifer.”
How could Lucifer do anything but obey?
He pulled his face back, Alastor’s grip on his lapels not strong enough to prevent him from doing so – and desperately searched for an unmarked strip of flesh. Somewhere that didn’t show the deep bruises or violent lacerations; the evidence of Alastor’s near fatal brush with the higher order of angels.
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- Part 27 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS