Technoblade Angst
Technoblade-focused stories where bad things happen or you want to cry or both.
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Those butchers had no right. They had no right to come to his home, to threaten his horse, to arrest his friend, and worst of all, they had no right to put a muzzle on him.
Technoblade was not an animal.Or
Little bedrock bros hurt/comfort oneshot that didn't have a plot when I started it
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- Part 1 of Areus' Oneshots!
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Taming of the Blood by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 May 2021
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There were different methods for a newcomer to assert their place on a server: make a grand entrance, come out guns blazing to wreak havoc, or flaunt their wealth. But none of those were as amusing as the challenge presented by wanting to put a collar on the Blood God himself.
Or: Technoblade catches the eye of a stranger and bad things unfold.
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- Part 1 of We Are Born to Break (But Built to Mend)
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When he hears the sounds of Phil entering his cabin, Technoblade doesn’t even look up from the work with which his hands are busied, and that’s his first mistake of the day.
Or: Phil falls victim to the influence of the Egg. Its first command? To kill his meddlesome, pro-omelette best friend.
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He breathed out slowly and locked eyes with the other man.
“I’m dying, Dream.”
Dream’s eyebrows furrowed, green eyes narrowing as he finally let go of his weapon. The man took a step forward, towering over Techno’s hunched form. “So? You have two more lives. Just eat a God apple or something. I know you have one.”
Techno laughed bitterly. Trust the practically immortal man not to understand what he was saying. “I’m talking something that can bypass that.” Dream paused at that and if he didn’t know any better he’d say the other man almost looked panicked. As it was, a strange expression crossed his face.
“That’s not good.”
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- Part 1 of Soulbound AU
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Mystery Work
Part of old fics
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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It started small, an almost unnoticeable tremor in his hands that started after he was executed. He had chalked it up to leftover adrenaline, something temporary.
Imagine his dismay when he found that he could barely hold a mug.
“It’s okay mate,” Phil tried, giving him a sympathetic smile as hot liquid spilled from the lip of the mug and over his hand. Techno stared blankly as it sunk into his skin, the burning sensation that had shot through his hand slowly dulling.
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The execution damaged Technoblade's hands and he's struggling to come to terms with it.
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Empty Crown (theres a war inside my head) by SimpSupreme
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2021
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“Techno,” Schlatt's voice is low, as if the words are private and for Techno’s ears alone despite the fact they are being projected across the audience, “…Techno, I need you to take him out.”
A Blade can be a weapon of justice or subjugation.
It only depends on who is wielding it.Series
- Part 1 of left my rights at the door
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08 Dec 2021
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WARNING: Before you read this fic, you should probably get a head start on applying to join a heart transplant waitlist.
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I Don't Want To Start A Fight (wouldn't you rather start a riot?) by KryOnBlocks (Kryon)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Feb 2021
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An universal ping rang out from behind him, the third and final he knew, and Phil sobbed, clutching the body tighter.
Techno didn’t move.
It always has been Technoblade and Philza, Philza and Technoblade. Take one half, and you shall never go back.
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- Part 2 of The Piglin Way
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Techno doesn't like fighting. He's indifferent to it at best and downright repulsed at worst.
But one day, he wakes up to a cacophony of voices crowding his head, and they demand blood.
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All at once, it hit Phil how much Technoblade’s fearful stance resembled the way he had stood in that cage, under the anvil, how it had been exactly three months since the execution, three months in which him and Techno pretended it hadn’t happened, ignored the silence that followed Ranboo’s visits, his companion’s sudden lack of interest for mansions, the ghost pain Phil knew – god damn it, he knew - came after using a totem of undying.
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or: Technoblade isn't dealing with the execution as well as he thought