Whumpay 2026
Another year another reminder I gave my event the stupidest name.
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Oh, What a Thing To Do by DanaFox1013
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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I don’t think; I react. There’s an incredibly loud bang, far louder than I ever imagined, and I watch as if from outside myself as the man who was in front of me crumples to the floor. I see red spreading across his chest, and I hear gasps from the others. I don’t think they believed I would do it. I didn’t think I would do it either.
Ryland Grace's attempt to flee from his destiny goes differently, allowing him to escape. Who can he turn to but his long-lost older brother?
This was originally supposed to be a one-shot for Whumpay 2026, Day 17 (Self-Defence killing/“Does it ever get easier”) but it just kept going and has instead become this!
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- Part 15 of Whumpay 2026
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He had no clue where he was or what he was doing there, but he was certain he knew who was responsible. Ford may have made a good few enemies during his romp across various dimensions but only one that was likely to outfit him in a collar with a triangle-shaped charm dangling in its center.
Ford is teleported to the Theraprism where Bill has conned the staff into believing that Ford is his pet.
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Whumpay Day Twenty-Eight — Chronic Pain by MeYaGurl
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 May 2026
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Grace explains to Rocky what it will be like for him after burning his arm.
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- Part 28 of Whumpay 2026
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Whumpay Day Twenty-Seven — “I’m sorry, I can’t help it.” by MeYaGurl
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 May 2026
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Grace tries to hide that he is crying from Rocky.
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- Part 27 of Whumpay 2026
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Oh, what a cruel trick indeed. Bill knew about the postcard –Bill knew everything Ford did– and he’d dressed his hired hitman up as Stanley as an extra punch in the gut.
Was it supposed to lull Ford into a false sense of security? Or just rub it in his face that his brother didn’t love him enough to come to his rescue and probably hadn’t loved him at all in the past decade?
Stan arrives in Gravity Falls confused and worried and wanting to help. Ford is being switched back and forth between being his normal self (terrified of Bill and trying to shut the portal down) and a cultist version of himself who wants nothing more than to open the portal and start Weirdmageddon.
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- Part 2 of A Tale of Two Fords
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is there something you want to tell me? (no) by SakuraKage
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
15 May 2026
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“Just what are you doing here, Miss Swan?” Regina had to know. “I was under the impression I wasn’t your favorite person.”
“Yeah, well.” Emma jammed both hands into her jeans pockets. “You don’t have to be a favorite to be important. Henry needs both his moms.”Or, Regina falls into the portal with the wraith from S2 and has a little trouble (and a little help!) getting home
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- Part 1 of SakuraKage OUAT fics
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You thought I wouldn’t notice? by SakuraKage
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Brotherhood - Mike Chen, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 May 2026
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He wanted to run down there and confront Anakin. Did you really think I wouldn’t notice your improper affair with a kriffing senator?
He wanted to shake some sense into Anakin. You can’t be an impartial peacekeeper when you’re married to a former queen!
But most frightening of all, Obi-Wan wanted to rationalize it.Series
- Part 2 of SakuraKage Star Wars fics
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“It’s not as bad as it looks,” Steve denied. He still didn’t feel like his denials were all that believable, but practice makes perfect, right?
“I wouldn't know, since I can't see it.” Eddie leaned across the counter towards him with a grin.
“You want me to take my shirt off, just to show you an injury that's fine and is healing?” Steve didn’t realize how ridiculous that sounded until it was too late.
Eddie raised an eyebrow. “I don't think that's what I said, but if you want me to look at it, I'm here to help.”
“I don't want you to look at it,” Steve lied. Maybe he’d get better at that, too.Series
- Part 1 of SakuraKage Stranger Things fics
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“I know, I’m not supposed to ask,” Umino asked softly, almost at a whisper. “But did you see that burn?”
“You’re right, sensei,” Kakashi answered coolly. “You’re not supposed to ask.” He disappeared in a swirl of leaves.Series
- Part 16 of SakuraKage Naruto fics
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Dead Men Walking by SakuraKage
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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It was so hard to accept that dead men were walking around again. Every touch helped, and somehow the clones could tell. It helped him accept he was really in the past, that he wouldn’t just wake up to deserts and sand and twin suns, to crushing loneliness and grief and guilt. It helped ground him in the present, in the now, that he’d already lived and grieved and somehow had the chance to live again.
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- Part 1 of SakuraKage Star Wars fics
