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It wasn’t until Draco found himself staring silently at his calendar for the following Saturday night, feeling as though he had floated several feet outside his own body, that fragments of the conversation began returning to him. Red spoke first. She had said it had recently come to light that their husbands had engaged in some very non-Gryffindor behaviour during an Auror trip to Portugal. Apparently, the only way to answer the spectacular shame of it all was to make use of the two men their husbands loathed most.
Which was how Draco Malfoy came to be standing in his study, hastily scrawling words across his calendar:Shag Granger — 7:00 PM
The ink was still drying when Theo, who was standing over him in his own brand of dumbfounded stupidity, leaned over his shoulder, plucked the quill from his fingers, struck a neat line through the entry, and added instead:
Foursome with Red, Granger, and Nott — 7:00 PM
Note: The girls to approve photographs before anything is shared with husbands, or ex-husbands, pending clarification.-
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He tilts his head, chin to chest, tongue dragging over his too-sharp canine. “You’d like that, hmm? Need your Moony to show you how very, very good you are?”
“Yes,” she whispers, a divide she won’t be able to uncross, fingers gripping the fabric in her hands so tightly that they begin to go numb.
“Take it off,” he urges. “Show Moony what belongs to him.”
And so she does.
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During a lunar eclipse, Hermione makes her way down to the cellar at Grimmauld Place, only to find that Moony has taken over Remus's body and is ready to claim what Remus won't.
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The one thing nobody who knew her could deny was that when Hermione Granger wanted something, she took it.
Which led her here—in her shortest skirt and her tallest boots, leaning against the barricade in front of the stage as she sang along to every word, determined to catch the attention of one—or all—of The Marauders.
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It's Christmas Eve, and Hermione Granger is stuck at work due to the incompetence of her co-worker, Draco Malfoy, who is apparently incapable of following the simplest of directions.
Now they're up against an urgent deadline, and Hermione is stewing in spite. Unable to keep her feelings bottled inside, she lets him have it, only to find herself being fucked on her desk.
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Draco Malfoy spent his adolescence performing the role of pureblood scion to the best of his ability, including saving himself for his future wife. Leave it to Hermione Granger to show him what an idiot he’s been.
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Hermione is a woman with very... specific needs. The Room of Requirement helps her meet them.
Only problem is, she can't see the man with the Cinderella cock through the solid stone wall she's stuck in.
Whatever's a poor girl to do?Series
- Part 3 of Malfoyesque Kinktober 2024
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Draco doesn't want this. He does, but he doesn't. He'll lose everything, or he'll lose her.
But Hermione knows what she wants.
And she's taking it.
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Knock me flat on my back, yeah, just keep doing that
That thing you're doing there
Brush me with your hair
I swear I don't know how long I can last
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Her shadow moved in the small crack of light below the wardrobe’s doorframe, and he followed it with his gaze. He didn’t have to see her to feel her in his blood, hearing her was enough.
He relished these moments.
Once she was asleep she didn’t make much noise.--------------------------------------
Baby, I can never tell
How do you sleep so well?
Don't you want to wake up?I think I'll take my whiskey neat
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Tortured soul bird man and his why fix him when she can fuck him instead woman
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When Sirius convinces Remus to get matching tattoos, their initial plan is to heal Hermione of the curse damage she suffered at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange. It soon becomes obvious, however, that his real plans include claiming his Kitten and forming a triad.
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Draco Malfoy's Friday To-Do List:
Survive another day working opposite Hermione Granger without spontaneously combusting from his devastating crush.
Intercept a tacky Valentine's card meant for her. (For her own safety, obviously).
Accidentally inhale a full dose of a powdered lust potion from said card.
Suffer the deeply humiliating, full-body, and extremely delicious consequences for the next 48 hours.
Try not to moan when she touches you.
Failure on all counts is imminent. It's going to be a long weekend.
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Hermione Granger thought she knew who she was. War hero. Ministry official. Loyal friend. But with Pansy Parkinson dragging her into a glittering underworld of velvet masks, scandalous secrets, and forbidden pleasures, Hermione discovers another side of herself—one who answers to Ginger.
At the club, anonymity reigns. Consent is sacred. Desire is law. There she meets Apollo and Ares—two masked gods who worship her like she’s their goddess incarnate. What begins as flirtation turns into fire, leaving Hermione torn between the intoxicating freedom of Ginger and the complicated reality of Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott, now probationers working under her supervision at the Ministry.
But secrets don’t stay hidden forever. As danger rises in the shadows of the Ministry and old enemies return, Hermione must navigate the collision of her two worlds: Ginger’s masked surrender and Hermione’s unflinching strength.
Masks will fall. Hearts will be laid bare. And between velvet shadows and harsh daylight, Hermione may just discover that love—real, impossible, and all-consuming—was waiting for her all along.
Themes: identity, masks, desire vs. duty, redemption, triad/OT3 romance, Dramione + Theo/Hermione
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“What the fuck, Malfoy?” Ron bellowed. “Stop kissing her.” He rounded on Hermione then, his face screwed up in outrage and confusion. “What did you do that for?”
Dazed, Hermione blinked at him, absently thinking he looked a bit like a gaping fish.
“Oh,” Malfoy smirked. “I do apologize. I spent the summer at our French Chateau and kissing is a customary greeting in France.” He didn’t look remotely repentant.
“I didn’t see you kissing anyone else like that,” Ron spat, still eyeing Hermione suspiciously.
“Hm?” Malfoy asked, distracted, looking at Hermione, his knuckles brushing her cheek.
Hermione felt hot all over.
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Draco returns from a summer in France with an insatiable thirst to French kiss Hermione (especially in front of one Ron Weasley).
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A Gryffindor party, a prototype lust potion, and Hermione Granger trying very hard not to think about Fred Weasley in ways she shouldn’t. Too bad the magic had other plans.
“S’that what you meant, ‘Mione?” He breathed. “Did you mean me?”
She shivered. Everything in her screamed to pull him closer.
“...Yes,” she whispered.
Fred exhaled like he’d been holding it the whole time. And then, finally, he touched her—just his fingers brushing her wrist—but it was enough to ignite everything again.-
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This is a 'vampire Harry' drabble originally posted on Instagram.
Harry is a vampire. There's smut. That's it, that's the tweet.
My writer policies can be found on Instagram
Trans Lives Matter
I do not own the rights to the original series this work is inspired by.
The original source material is the intellectual and legal property of J.K Rowling.
I do not stand to gain or profit from this transformative work.
I DO stand in defense of the trans community against the abhorrent views certain mold-induced TERFs may hold.
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Slytherin Sex Education - Deflowering Draco Malfoy by Mykonos19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy had a bit of a reputation.
Sex God. The Impaler. Pureblood Pumper. Squirt Master. Slytherin Stallion. Hell, once he was even called the Bedroom Bedazzler.
The problem with all of these names, however delightful that most of them were, was that they were all terribly mistaken. Now, it wasn’t that Draco was bad in bed, per se, but it was that he’d never had the opportunity to prove himself in the bedroom.
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“How do you know we even want to?” Theo inquires, tone mild. “Just because we’re friendly with each other doesn’t mean we’re gagging for a shag.”
Draco isn’t gagging, not yet—but if given the chance…yeah, he’d like to.
He clears his throat discreetly, though not discreetly enough if the upward twitch of Astoria’s mouth is anything to go by. Theo flicks a look at him before refocusing on Pansy, who is giving him a patient look.
“You don’t look at other women—” she begins.
“I’m married,” Theo interrupts impishly. “To you, and I value my balls, thanks.”
“—but you look at Draco,” she finishes, ignoring his interjection. The arch of her brow is uncompromising, daring him to deny.
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Or, Astoria and Pansy decide to put an end to the unbearable sexual tension between their husbands.
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How to Tame a Pillow Princess by SiriusBlacksTwinkBrother
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It starts with a wrestling match, just a bit of roughhousing on the drawing room floor. Regulus ends up flat on his back, panting, pinned with a knee between his legs and far too aware of how easily they’ve overpowered him. Now James and Remus are curious, and Regulus is about to learn what it means to be manhandled, tamed, and dumbed down into something pretty and pliant.
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Welsh weather, dusty books & an insatiable wolf in knitwear
Hermione goes to a little Welsh antique bookshop and instead of discovering a new book for her collection she finds herself drawn to the shops owner.
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Hermione has set off to find a magical creature related to dragons call the Amaru. She has handpicked her team, and they just happen to be 6 of the hottest men she knows. How will she ever be able to focus on the task at hand? But when they come across some sex magic, it turns out no one really wanted to stay focused anyway.
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