Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Tony...Shark! Do do do do do! by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
26 Oct 2018
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After messing around in the water for a bit, Peter noticed that he’d been softly humming a little tune- that baby shark children song that everyone still knows by heart. After hearing Thor address Tony by his last name a few times, a Looney-Toons esc light bulb flicked on in the spider’s head. Peter went around and behind Tony, wrapping his arms around the man’s neck and hopping onto his back. The water they were in wasn’t too deep and he was probably as heavy as an empty backpack, so there wasn’t any concern about Tony falling over. “Pete, what are you-?” Peter put his hands together and rested them on top of the man’s head, a huge smile plastered on his face.
“Tony...Shark! Do do do do do! Tony-Shark do do do do do! Tony-Shark!”Series
- Part 1 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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A Loopy Spider by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Oct 2018
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“M’s’er Star’?” Peter smiled, head rolling to the side facing Tony. “You wanna know my fav’rite superhero?”
“Sure, who is it?”
“It’s… it’s….” He shut his eyes for a moment before they shot open once again. “Spider-Man!”
The man couldn’t help a small laugh, the kid was just so out of it. God, May was missing out. She should be getting here soon, though. “Well, I mean you’re Spider-Man so that makes se-”
“I’m what?! “ Peter gasped, absolutely amazed at this revelation.
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- Part 2 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Expect The Unexpected by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
29 Oct 2018
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Happy Asexual Awareness Week!!!
The following morning, Peter woke up in the room Tony had gave him in the compound- he must’ve fallen asleep during the movie again and got moved back into his room while he was sleeping. God, he had to stop doing that. Peter rubbed his eyes and yawned as he sat up, swinging his feet off of the bed and going over to fix his absolute mess of a bed head. He almost didn’t notice what was in front of the dresser-vanity’s mirror until his brush knocked it off and there was a soft clank. It… it was a little ace pin. But, that wasn’t his, he didn’t really have anything of it and hadn’t told anyone yet. There was a little note attached, though:
Thought you might like this, enjoy your week.
-TonySeries
- Part 3 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
- Part 2 of LGBT-Spidey
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Burning Up by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
27 Nov 2018
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Out of everything the spider-bite made him deal with, his new six eyes were the worst to deal with. The fangs took some time to get use to, but were manageable since they retracted. It still felt weird to feel the teeth just move and retreat back into his gums. Surprisingly, unlike when regular teeth moved around, these didn't hurt. Why? Peter didn't know, but wasn't about to argue it. Sometimes, they’d accidentally slip out, and would send the spiderling into a mini panic with making sure that they weren’t seen. That mostly happened after he hadn’t ate in a while and was crazy hungry. Maybe it was a little scary too, but for other reasons.
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- Part 4 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Kiss A Guy? Sure, Why Not? (Also Thinks Girls Are Hot) by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Apr 2019
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Bider-Man, Bider-Man. Does whatever a bider can. Kiss a guy? Sure, why not? Also thinks girls are hot.
______________________________“Fine,” He sighed. “Explain, you’ve got one minute on the clock, starting now. Go.” The engineer didn’t know what to expect from Peter, but he certainly wasn’t expecting the kid to start speaking a mile a minute that he only caught half of.
“So there’s this guy who goes to my school and is a grade above me who’s really nice and sweet and smart and funny,” Peter began quickly, grammar going out the window in order to save time. “A-a-and sometimes he sits with Ned and me at lunch even though he could literally have a seat at any table he wants. A-Anyways, he mentioned that he goes to Oscorp after school sometimes to help his dad and I told him that I was applying for an internship there and he smiled at me and then I signed up. I-I didn’t know what I was doing, I-I’m sorry. I wasn’t th-thinking, I w-was just trying to get him to like me and I’m sorry tha-”
“Okay,” Tony interrupted, holding a hand out. “Alright. So, what you're telling me is that this was all for a boy?"
Peter nodded shamefully. "'M sorry..."
"Pete, you're ridiculous,"
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- Part 5 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
- Part 1 of LGBT-Spidey
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School Trip Home by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi for seainstorm
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
25 Dec 2018
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M. Parker: How’s the field trip going?
If you know, that is.
Peter was pretty worried this morning about not wanting any attention.T. Stark: What field trip exactly?
M. Parker: Peter never told you?
He said that he did.T. Stark: I don’t have a clue about what you’re talking about. Sorry.
M. Parker: Peter’s class is on a field trip at your Tower.
Are you even there?T. Stark: Today? I heard about a STEM school field trip, but I never knew it was Midtown.
Yeah, I had a few meetings today. I’ll cancel them and make a surprise visit.M. Parker: He might not have wanted any embarrassing dad moments in front of his class.
T. Stark: “Embarrassing dad”?
M. Parker: Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.
T. Stark: I think I’m going to.
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Merry Christmas!!! (not a Christmas fic though, just a present)
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- Part 6 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Sorry! by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
22 Jan 2019
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“Mister Stark, you don’t have to do this.” Peter pleaded.
“Oh, but I do.”
“Miss Potts’ piece is closer to your home, you know.”
“I know, but Pepper’s not threatening my chances right now.” Tony shrugged.
“Well, excuse me,” Pepper faked being offended.
“W-What about Happy?”
“Thanks for throwing me under the bus, kid,” the man huffed.
“Happy didn’t force me to give up the red pawns with big sad puppy dog eyes.”
“I won’t ever do it again, I promise. Please, I haven’t been able to catch a break!”
“I know, I know. Here’s a little life lesson for you, kid— life’s a bitch, and it doesn’t care about your feelings.”
“I-Is that a Ben Shapiro quote?” The teen tried to distract.
“Nope, sorry!” And all too dramatically, Tony knocked Peter’s pawn off the board and a few feet away. The crushed look on his kid’s face was priceless, bringing forth a few snickers, but what happened next shut them all up.
“What the fuck, Anthony!”
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- Part 7 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Teddy Bear Protocol by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
12 Mar 2019
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(The tags have all the little warnings. Some gun violence, but nothing too bad. Still, please be careful if that bothers you.)
____________________________”No detection of a heartbeat.”
Peter stopped, hands shaking and covered in this stranger’s blood. This stranger that he couldn’t save. He could have, so easily too. All he had to do was swing in and web up the perpetrator, but… he froze up. Now, because of him, this woman was dead. It was just… he just couldn’t. He felt like he couldn’t move no matter how badly he wanted to. His knees had locked and he felt like he couldn’t breathe.
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- Part 8 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
- Part 2 of Tony's Protocols
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Living Archives (Shmaptain Shmerica) by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Captain America (Movies)
07 Apr 2019
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Inspired by this post: https://ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi.tumblr.com/post/182946490587/peter-calling-steve-hey-captain-rogers-i-know
_____________________“Peter!” Speak of the devil, and she shall appear.
“Yeah, May?” Peter called back from his room.
“Get your butt over here!”
Peter knew that tone all too well. As of late, it’d been used more towards Mister Stark when he would let the boy stay out a little too late or he got hurt over something stupid.He forgot how scary it was to be at the end of it. So, Pete hurried on out of his room and over where his aunt was by the front door. “Yeah?” He asked once there.
“Mind explaining why the fuck Captain America is knocking on the door?” May asked in a hushed scold.
“Wait, what?” Peter asked, wide-eyed and peeked out the little peep hole on the door. Sure enough, the man stood there holding an old notebook and what looked like either a notepad or sketchbook. “Holy…”
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- Part 9 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Blankie Protocol by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Apr 2019
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The third stage of sleep, also known as deep NREM sleep, is the deepest stage of sleep within the cycle. It's difficult for one to be woken or disturbed during this stage of sleep because of this. Stage three is the sleep cycle stage in which parasomnias such as sleepwalking, sleep talking, and night terrors are prone to occur.
________________________Days such as this were rather draining for Peter, and from the moment he woke up for the eighth time to what, for him, was an ear-piercing clap of thunder, he’d already felt exhausted. Insistent that he was fine, a little mind-over-matter sort of thing, the teen had practically dragged himself out of bed and into the kitchen to get himself something to eat and some water.
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- Part 3 of Tony's Protocols
- Part 10 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Scraped Knees Protocol by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 May 2019
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“Hey, hey, hey!” Peter yelped, barely avoiding the machines. “Watch it! You could really hurt someo--” The wind was then knocked out of him by one of the four arms, sending the Spider-Man flying face-first against the opposite wall. Peter hadn’t had enough time to react to his spidey-sense that attempted to warn him of the oncoming danger, but he had managed to stick his hands out to try and protect his face. It turned out to be a fruitless effort, because not only did Peter still hit his face on a brick that jutted out-- more specifically, his right eye and the area around it-- but his wrist made a sickening snap sound upon impact.
Peter groaned and moaned as he fell off and onto the ground below, almost seeming the bounce a little as he hit. “Ow…” He knew he should be getting up and trying to web up the doctor, but god, did everything ache.
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- Part 4 of Tony's Protocols
- Part 11 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Becoming Human (and part of the family) by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
19 Sep 2019
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Basically, I took the game Detroit: Become Human and made an irondad AU. You don't need to know about the game to read, I'll do my best to explain what's happening, but if you do know the game, you'll obviously have a better understanding. However, I'm not using the plot of D:BH, simply the world and Cyberlife. I'm making some edits to it to fit my universe as well.
In six months, there had been twenty-five mishaps with the deviant android collections. Twenty-five times, and it was still the same individual-- someone, most likely an android, clad in what looks like all black pajamas and a ski-mask with white, goggle-like eyes. Some of the employees assigned to the job of locating and detaining deviants were calling this anonymous individual “the Spider”, though mostly from their odd ability to stick to walls just like an arachnid. No one was really sure how they were doing it, but Tony’s assumption was that they were a self-modified, deviant android, and probably has some sort of martyr complex.
“Sir, Squadron C has obtained the rouge deviant and is bringing it back.”
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On Hold: Whumptober (I can't multitask)
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- Part 12 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Whumptober 2019 by seainstorm, ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
31 Oct 2019
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An Irondad & Spiderson Whumptober 2019 collaboration between ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi (odd days) and lost_in_a_sea_of_fandoms (even days). Enjoy!
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- Part 13 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
- Part 5 of Collabs with Someone Neat :)
- Part 4 of LGBT-Spidey
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Mortification and Megatron by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
02 Nov 2019
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“Now approaching Midtown Transit Station.” Announced the loud speaker on the train.
“Alright,” Tony said. “I should let you get going.”
“M’kay, sounds good,” Peter agreed, yawning once more. He shuffled his way towards the doors of the train now.
“Keep me updated, and let me know if you want to go home earlier.”
“‘Kay,” Peter agreed, and running largely on auto-pilot now, continued, “Love you. Bye.”
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- Part 14 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles
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Illusions of the Light by ssssssssssssssssssspiderboi
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Apr 2020
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On April 15, 2005, there was a mysterious private plane crash in Midwestern America. The plane originally took off from JFK Internal Airport, New York and was headed towards San Fransisco International Airport, California. The passengers aboard were well-respected scientists and their families, but unfortunately, neither any of them nor the crew aboard survived. Officials say that there was a malfunction in the plane itself that brought it down, despite rumors of a terrorist attack.
There were no attempts to escape the cabin found, but somehow, not all of the passengers were found. The body of a young Peter Benjamin Parker, four-year-old son of scientists Mary and Richard Parker, was unable to be found. It is unlikely he survived the crash, but please be on the lookout in the southern Iowa area, for his aunt and uncle are looking for him. He was last seen wearing blue sweatpants, a red, dinosaur shirt, and a grey sweater. He's a white, caucasion male about 36 inches tall with curly brown hair. If you have any information, please contact the following number...
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- Part 15 of Irondad & Spiderson Dabbles