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    He isn’t expecting the way Valentino walks, for some reason. Maybe it’s the extra limbs. Maybe it’s the wings. Maybe it’s the heels. Vox had skipped briefly through a few of the slut’s movies, for research, and isn’t expecting the way Valentino moves in person to feel so…

    Different.

    “…You must be my four o’clock,” he says, standing and offering a hand. Oh, shit, he’s huge. Valentino towers over him, easily would without the stripper heels. Vox is not afraid of heights.

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    (in the same universe as "Hail, Horrors, Hail," but absolutely not necessary to read for this one)

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    Ghost ends up in Hell

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    After the battle, Eve gives Alastor six months left to live before she plans to devour his soul in a final extermination.

    Alastor has to find a way out, but his wound won’t heal, his contract is crippling, and Lucifer keeps making his face warm.

    What’s a deer to do?

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    Alastor barely survives his fight with Adam, and to make matters worse, Lilith stops by to visit with him after the whole fiasco. It doesn't go well and when she leaves, he can barely hold himself together anymore, and he gets help from an unexpected person.

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    In the days before humans, angels possessed a unique ability to tether themselves to the essence of the universe around them, and to each other. It brought them strength and harmony, and helped hold together creation itself.

    Today, no one has ever heard of a 'soul bond', and Lucifer is totally fine with that. Too old to even be a myth, the very concept is relegated to the dusty shelves at the back of the oldest Seraphims' minds.

    Until Charlie comes along and asks Lucifer to heal Alastor, that is.

    (AKA The 'accidentally married/bonded' fic no one asked for but we all sorely need).

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    Alastor (once Harry) has been swept through time from 1995 to 1912, gone through his life and afterlife, brought Balance to New Orleans and the Pride Ring, and gone and married to the Devil (some people have all the luck). But now he's been summoned back to the Wizarding World to end the war he was always destined to finish.

    However, how will the Order and his old friends react to a Harry who isn't a 15 year old wizard anymore? To the world, he's now a 36-year-old radio host who is hiding behind a weight of lifetimes. He still feels like Harry at times—but there are moments where his old friends question who he's become.

    Dumbledore is determined to get him back on the path of the prophecy. And he wants answers about the new prophecy as well as where Alastor stands now. But Alastor is armed with a sharp tongue, sharp teeth, and the Devil at his back—he isn't playing by anyone's rules anymore. And when Lucifer does inevitably follow Alastor, chaos follows.

    Now, politics are being politicked, plans are being made, lines are looking to be drawn, and steps are being taken. So the next act begins.

    -ACT II of V.
    -ACT II is fully written.
    -Will (try) to post every Thursday.

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    It's been one week since you looked at him. He doesn't care. Nope. Not one bit.

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    Husk knows about Valentino. How could he not? He’s the one that Angel works for. Although, he doesn’t know much about him other than what Angel has said. And, he’s decided that, this guy sounds like a prick.

    When Husk finds out that is assumption is correct, no one is going to stop him from avenging his friend. It’s almost as if he cares about his spider friend a bit more than he’d like to admit…

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    Everyone knows you can only have a baby if both partners want one, it's one of Lucifer's best features in Hell! But when two people want one, and don't want each other, it can get a little dicey.

    Husker desperately wants to start a new family, but he doesn't count on one of his partners feeling the same.

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    Alastor found the golden opportunity to capture his mark when Lucifer Morningstar himself wandered off to an isolated room at the party that he went to with his seemingly distant wife, Lillith. But after making the man unconscious and bringing him to his car he finds that he cannot go through with the hit on him. And no, it isn't for any sentimental reason. It's because the man is pregnant judging by the bulge starting to show on his stomach. Now Alastor may be a serial killer for hire, and he may even enjoy it, but he has one very firm rule; he refuses to harm a child, no matter the circumstances.

    So now this was quite the pickle they both found themselves in. Because Lucifer woke up to find himself in a, admittedly very nice, cabin in the middle of the woods. Chained to a bed by his ankle, with his kidnapper sitting there telling him that until Alastor can get in touch with the person who hired him to kill Lucifer to clarify a few things, or Lucifer gives birth whichever came first, he was going to have to stay in that cabin. With his kidnapper. That he was getting more fond of by the day in spite of everything. Or he would have to die. Really at this point it was a coin flip.

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    The wound Alastor sustained in the fight against Heaven is refusing to heal. Instead, it festers. The infection spreading deeper into his core with each passing day. Despite his best efforts, Alastor’s health is steadily declining, leaving him with only one option if he wishes to survive.

    He needs to ask for help.

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    Or; Lucifer heals Alastor's wound. Alastor gets a taste of Lucifer's true power, and is left craving more.

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    After working a horrible shift at the Porn studio, Angel finds himself pulling away from his friends to save them the trouble. Destroying himself for everyone he loves has become second nature, making him hurt everyone in the process.
    Vox always knew Valentino was horrible, but after one too many brushes with unconsciousness, Vox decides that he would bring down the moth for Angel, even at his own expense.
    Alastor didn't know how to comfort people, but when two of the people he grows to care for are damaged, he finds that comforting them is the least of his worry.

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    An answer to a question you wouldn't think to ask is yes, there are postal offices in Hell. You would know, you fell into one when you got there. Now, after being tricked into signing a deal with the man who owns it you are now an eternal employee of that very same postal office. Now, how likely would it be that you will eventually be sent off to deliver a letter to one of the most dangerous individuals in Hell?

    Short answer, much more likely than you had anticipated. Long answer, would be this story.

    [Reader uses They/Them]

    [COMPLETED BEFORE S2//LAST EDITED: 01/26/25]

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    In which Alastor mourns a friendship doomed to fizzle out, and Vox begins planning a proposal

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    This is a series that collects all of my Hazbin Hotel fics that are based on the same base idea of Seraphim Emily is in secret a daughter of Lucifer and Sera, and these fics are about what happens when the rest of the family find out the truth.

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    Vax—an ugly, uninspired name that has clearly crushed him under the weight of his progenitors combined egos and expectations—is sitting in one of the armchairs and muttering furiously to himself. Occasionally two of his arms twitch in an unconscious, violent gesture before returning to fist the crumpled fabric at his knees. The boy is, as Angel has whispered cruelly under his breath on more than one occasion, ‘fucked in the head’.

    Of course they’d considered the possibility that he might be a spy—for all of about five minutes, that is, by which time it had quickly become apparent that the boy is…well—simultaneously unstable, pathologically incapable of telling a convincing lie, in possession of a hatred for Vox that dwarfs any animosity even Alastor himself has ever felt for the man, and most delightfully suffers from a cavernous lack of self-esteem.

    And with it, naturally, a deep seated, violently desperate need for recognition and approval!

    Vax comes to stay at the hotel, and Alastor scents blood in the water.

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    Vox was given every chance to stop before hand. And he took none of them. Prepared to take down every person on the field, Vox forgot to prepare for the one who wasn't there. someone nobody in Pride expected. Not even the King of Hell himself... although, Lucifer is starting to question that as well.

    (It's sort of finished. I find it really fun though! Enjoy!)

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    So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.

    It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.

    [An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]

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    Mr. Alastor Baptiste gets with the times and buys himself a smartphone. Charlie is a menace about it.

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    Charlie wasn't sure how she was going to make the hotel work and save her people from Extermination, but then her Aunt Calliope comes back to Hell and turns everything they all thought they knew upside down.
    Angels can be killed, Exterminated Sinners get reborn somewhere else, and the Peverell Name is more than just a myth, who knew?
    And a certain Radio Demon in particular is keeping a very close eye on the situation - with all the chaos that happens around Calliope Liliana Peverell on an hourly basis alone, things are set to be highly entertaining.

     

    Found a video on YouTube called 'Charlie goes to Court' and watched it on my lunch break. Now I'm hooked on Hazbin Hotel.
    PS. I own nothing, all rights go to original creators. I also have no particular opinions about religion, so don't criticize my take on the concept of a show that's literally about the afterlife, please.

    Edit: Adding in a bit of Helluva Boss after finding the gem that is Fizzarolli's song 'Two Minute Notice' and thinking he and Angel Dust would be fantastic friends.

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