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  1. 62

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    The doorman looked at the person in front of him. Izaack Gauss.

    All the data is correct, there is a DDD stamp, the passport date is correct, and the reason for entering is reasonable. Even the punctuation is correct.

    They looked at the list and faked a sad sigh:

    "Izaack... You're not on the list."

    Izaack's eyes quickly turned red and a growl escaped his mouth:

    "Shit, it was almost perfect! I forgot about it! I knew you wouldn't be easily fooled..."

    The doorman hummed sympathetically in response to the hysteria, drawing a mustache on the reporter's photo.

    Who was actually first on the list.

    Damn. Pissing off doppelgängers was so much fun.

    Just like pissing off the neighbors.

    Or: the only thing that people and doppelgängers could probably agree on was that this doorman was the most horrible person on the planet.
    A Shitty!Doorman who does their favorite job perfectly but drives everyone around him crazy just for fun and giggle.

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  2. 12

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    You take on this new job as a doorman fresh out of college. It's not what you wanted, but it's a stable government job. Seemingly easy enough, things start to get intense when there's a more sentient and intelligent doppleganger running around that keeps coming back to visit you. Is this some kind of game, or is there something more happening?

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  3. 25

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    Francis Mosses, A fit, attractive man in his early thirties, lives alone.

    Pretty Soon Francis Picks up a stray, Francis was always a sucker for a pretty face, even if it was stolen.

     

    Premise your a doppelgänger, Francis is just his fine self.

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  4. 22

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    Francis prefers to bring his neighbours their milk last after a long day of work and keeps any conversations short. One particular neighbour can't seem to get the hint

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  5. 18

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    Anastacha grapples with everyone around her talking about her parents and the doorman. She fights the urge to hit her head against the wall. She doesn't quite understand.

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  6. 17

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    The doorman is awfully exhausted, and the neighbors take notice. They decide to do something nice for them. Life feels a little less lonelier now, especially with a little surprise on the way.

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  7. 9

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  8. 59

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    A bunch of fics set in the same universe in which the Doorman is a doppelganger.

    On Hiatus, as I’m no longer in the fandom. However, I may post a new fic one day.

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  10. 1

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    Things were going relatively well for the Serpents Heart. Multiple fictional realms seem secure and prepared for any attack from the SCP Foundation and many folks both real and 'fictional' were taking it easy as they enjoyed the first few days in a while without an attack. The same a cannot be said for one Serpent's Heart member, Edward, bad news after bad news lead him to spend his day dwelling on his sour circumstances in totally healthy ways as his mood rotted. Well, at least he can spend these days peacefully as he wallowed in self pity. No more missions involving him traveling to a crazy dimension like the Regular Show one and end up in a hospital again. Right?

    Yeah, no.

    “Okay, we don’t have much time. I’m giving you a code phrase. If I say “Oh you gotta be kidding me!” then I want you to take them to the storage room. If I don't say that, then I want you to take them to the nearest police station in their reality.”

    “O-Okay?” Edward has no idea why Opossum would want to do this. However she clearly knows a hell of a lot more about this mission than he does.

    Oh well, at least it was only 20 powerless humans that needed rescue. Right?

    Nope a curse had to ruin a easy mission as well.

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  11. 13

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    Elenois doesn't believe in magic. So when she received a grimoire with the mention to not open it, she ignored it... And now, everyone is transforming in their Nightmare counterpart.

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  12. 21

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    The year is 1955, and Honotecus is starving.

    The year is 1955, and Honotecus finds a disguise.

    The year is 1955, and Honotecus gets a job. One where it will be fed plenty.

    The year is 1955, and Hono Tecus is starting his new job. He protects the humans at a DDD protected facility.

    The year is 1955, and the residents at Archerwood apartments feel something... odd, with their newest Doorman. Well, at least he gets the job done and they're consistently safe. Most doormen don't last this long.

    Truly... the glass is so thin. No wonder they needed a new replacement human after only a couple of weeks. At least, now it can eat.

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  13. 38

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    A doorman at residence 44, precinct 12, just goin' through their day job.

    Interacting with their neighbors, keeping themselves awake, occasionally calling the D.D.D. (How'd they get over there so fast?) and staying alive.

    All in all, a pretty standard 'day in the life of' fiction.

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  14. 12

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    How hard can it be?

    Famous last words of a newly graduated college student that jumped face first on the new open job.

    Join them in their new life in the building.

    May contain fire, ammos and guns.

    Will they die or survive?

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  15. 2

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    Steven is off to his job with a new company, and has an early start to his morning. His ex-best friend, Albertsky, has an early start too. Albertsky wants to make things right between the two of them, but can't do so without getting past the biggest variable — the man himself.

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    • 04 May 2025

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    • 12 Dec 2024

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      THIS one stayed in my head even though I read it then immediately went to sleep and that's got to count for something. LOVE seeing how people interpret these characters I am so joyous forever

  16. 9

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    Just another day in Victoria's life of letting residents in and keeping Doppelgangers out. At least, it seemed like that before one of the Doppelgangers tested her patience and caused her to snap.

    Once he's gone, she thinks about how she got to this point in her life.

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  17. 4

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    "Despite it all— despite the long hours, mind-breaking nightmares, and irreversible psychological damage— the Doorman had reached the one-year mark of his employment."

    The Doorman's one-year job-iversary finally comes around, and the neighbors want to celebrate and give him their thanks. Nacha orchestrates an all-building party, but not everything is as it appears. A Doppelganger breaks into the building, and has taken on the appearance of one of the neighbors. The neighbors must determine who the Doppelganger is before curfew ends-- and before the Doppelganger can strike again.

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  18. 29

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  19. 13

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    Couldn't find enough fics without smut so I made my own out of frustration :) Might add new tags later into the story but idk, first timer here

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  20. 4

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