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You take on this new job as a doorman fresh out of college. It's not what you wanted, but it's a stable government job. Seemingly easy enough, things start to get intense when there's a more sentient and intelligent doppleganger running around that keeps coming back to visit you. Is this some kind of game, or is there something more happening?
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Withered Roses: How to Bake a Loaf of Bread by EpicWingman
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
21 Oct 2025
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(C.W: Profanity, Violence and Gore, Minor Domestic Abuse, Mention of War, Alcohol Consumption, Smoking, Sexual Themes).
Nacha Mikaelys, a young girl and aspiring chef, moves to an apartment block with her boyfriend Walter Peterson to start a new life, until a single milkman, Francis Mosses, catches her eye. The duo start running into each other more often and decide to keep it their little secret, until Walter starts to catch on that there's something suspicious between the duo. Nacha is convinced she now knows what she wants to do with her life with Francis by her side, but will her boyfriend stop her? Furthermore, can Francis put his deep feeling of guilt and anxiety aside to be the best he can be for Nacha and give her the support she needs?
Recommended for readers 16+. No knowledge of the That's Not My Neighbor game is needed to enjoy this story, but it is recommended to have a minor idea of how the game works.
Please keep in mind that this story is not canon to the game and it may have historical inaccuracies. The characters and game belong to Nacho Sama, this is just a fanfiction.
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- Part 1 of Withered Roses
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Edward and Opossum Save 20 Cursed Humans(NOT CLICKBAIT!) by Snivy14
Fandoms: SCP Foundation, That's not my Neighbor (Video Game), The Owl House (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Happy Meat Farms - Alex Bale, ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Sep 2025
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Things were going relatively well for the Serpents Heart. Multiple fictional realms seem secure and prepared for any attack from the SCP Foundation and many folks both real and 'fictional' were taking it easy as they enjoyed the first few days in a while without an attack. The same a cannot be said for one Serpent's Heart member, Edward, bad news after bad news lead him to spend his day dwelling on his sour circumstances in totally healthy ways as his mood rotted. Well, at least he can spend these days peacefully as he wallowed in self pity. No more missions involving him traveling to a crazy dimension like the Regular Show one and end up in a hospital again. Right?
Yeah, no.
“Okay, we don’t have much time. I’m giving you a code phrase. If I say “Oh you gotta be kidding me!” then I want you to take them to the storage room. If I don't say that, then I want you to take them to the nearest police station in their reality.”
“O-Okay?” Edward has no idea why Opossum would want to do this. However she clearly knows a hell of a lot more about this mission than he does.
Oh well, at least it was only 20 powerless humans that needed rescue. Right?
Nope a curse had to ruin a easy mission as well.
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- Part 2 of The Fiction Wars
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Yesterday, on his very first weekend, he gets called up by the Doppelgänger Detection people or whatever, and was abruptly briefed that ‘for the next four weeks he’s to spend time with each tenant of the building he’s working at and build a bond with them for an hour’ then being told details will arrive at his doorstep the next morning. Time skip to next morning, there’s a neat file on his doorstep along with his usual newspaper.
‘Under Community Familiarity Directive of 7.3 of the D.D.D’s neighbour engagement policy (drafted by Dr. Laverne’s behavioural unit) the doorman of xxx building is instructed to conduct structured, legally recorded “social visits” with each identified tenant, up to one hour per resident to help map persona baseline for anomaly detection. Starting from April 4th to April 29th. The order in which each tenant is to be met is listed below:’ He remembers the paper saying, and below it was a list with Dr. W Afton being at the very top. There’s a D.D.D stamp so it’s official.
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Elenois doesn't believe in magic. So when she received a grimoire with the mention to not open it, she ignored it... And now, everyone is transforming in their Nightmare counterpart.
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Couldn't find enough fics without smut so I made my own out of frustration :) Might add new tags later into the story but idk, first timer here
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We have yet to see stranger things (A TNMN fic) by Alciefer_Hallows
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
24 Aug 2024
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“—Remember, even the LITTELEST mistake can be the DEATH of you, and of all of the people in this building. So please, be like Henry, be vigilant and alert when on duty, but, preferably, be better and don’t let any doppelgängers in.”
A Uni student, freshly graduated from high school, decided to move alone to the big city for the duration of their studies. And everything would’ve been perfect, if they hadn’t been obligated to live in the most Doppel-prone place in the country.
Although, as money came short, the young person was forced to take up the doorman job in their apartment building, under the training of the Doppelgänger Detection Department.The nature of the job itself is not difficult, they can easily excel with their keen eye for detail, but the doppelgängers are viciously tenacious creatures and they—just as humans—do not lack innovation skills.
Join the Doorman and their Neighbours on a wild and rickety adventure as they learn to trust one another and cooperate in order to survive in an apocalyptic world.
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A doorman at residence 44, precinct 12, just goin' through their day job.
Interacting with their neighbors, keeping themselves awake, occasionally calling the D.D.D. (How'd they get over there so fast?) and staying alive.
All in all, a pretty standard 'day in the life of' fiction.
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||We'll get through this. You and Me.||That's Not My Neighbor|| by o0Frxity_Dxmi0o
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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The thumping of feet running at me, my heart breathing out of my chest. My eyes widening at the sight in front of me. I couldn't move, I couldn't breathe. I wanted to run, but I couldn't.
Just then, It jumped at me.
And I woke up.
((I could not for the life of me find any good Nacha and Francis fanfics and I feel like these two deserve more appreciation so I decided this. I hated how they always made Nacha so bitchy in others and it just broke my heart ;-; I hope this warms your Mosses-Mikaelys heart as much as it will mine<33 Enjoy!!))
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The doorman looked at the person in front of him. Izaack Gauss.
All the data is correct, there is a DDD stamp, the passport date is correct, and the reason for entering is reasonable. Even the punctuation is correct.
They looked at the list and faked a sad sigh:
"Izaack... You're not on the list."
Izaack's eyes quickly turned red and a growl escaped his mouth:
"Shit, it was almost perfect! I forgot about it! I knew you wouldn't be easily fooled..."
The doorman hummed sympathetically in response to the hysteria, drawing a mustache on the reporter's photo.
Who was actually first on the list.
Damn. Pissing off doppelgängers was so much fun.
Just like pissing off the neighbors.
Or: the only thing that people and doppelgängers could probably agree on was that this doorman was the most horrible person on the planet.
A Shitty!Doorman who does their favorite job perfectly but drives everyone around him crazy just for fun and giggle. -
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"Despite it all— despite the long hours, mind-breaking nightmares, and irreversible psychological damage— the Doorman had reached the one-year mark of his employment."
The Doorman's one-year job-iversary finally comes around, and the neighbors want to celebrate and give him their thanks. Nacha orchestrates an all-building party, but not everything is as it appears. A Doppelganger breaks into the building, and has taken on the appearance of one of the neighbors. The neighbors must determine who the Doppelganger is before curfew ends-- and before the Doppelganger can strike again.
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Events from one mistake by Jellyfish_Toast666
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
02 Jun 2024
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Anastacha Mikaelys came home from school to see that a Doppelganger had come in...the neighbors are stuck and have to survive.
GUY I'M TYPING THIS ALL ON A PHONE SO MY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR IS REALLY BAD 😞
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A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing Doesn't Always Need to be Looking for Sheep by I_need_a_nap_and_coffee
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
24 May 2024
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The year is 1955, and Honotecus is starving.
The year is 1955, and Honotecus finds a disguise.
The year is 1955, and Honotecus gets a job. One where it will be fed plenty.
The year is 1955, and Hono Tecus is starting his new job. He protects the humans at a DDD protected facility.
The year is 1955, and the residents at Archerwood apartments feel something... odd, with their newest Doorman. Well, at least he gets the job done and they're consistently safe. Most doormen don't last this long.
Truly... the glass is so thin. No wonder they needed a new replacement human after only a couple of weeks. At least, now it can eat.
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How hard can it be?
Famous last words of a newly graduated college student that jumped face first on the new open job.
Join them in their new life in the building.
May contain fire, ammos and guns.
Will they die or survive?
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Self-control and Indulgence by Cerealkillher
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
14 May 2024
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Y/N is a young adult who had been recently been fired from their previous job for some true, and some not true claims. Due to their reasons of termination, they have no other choice but to work as a doorman for an apartment complex, potentially putting their life and their neighbors' lives at risk. They seem to be doing pretty well in their new job, but a certain doppelganger who poses as the milkman, Francis Mosses, keeps returning to pay visits to Y/N.
As the days pass on by, the real Francis may or may not end up charming our lovely MC, Y/N. Y/N, slowly getting more desperate to let go and fulfill their desires, begins to consider the doppelganger who keeps finding his way back to them. They may choose to be impatient, and indulge in what she truly wants from Francis through his doppelganger, the milkman. -
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Robertsky was always the more emotionally smart one out of the two. Albertsky decides that he should show his appreciation to him, and the Doorman, at least somewhat, helps with giving ideas.
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- Part 5 of The Resident Doorman
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I'd Answer if You'd Ring, You Know. by Anonymous
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
10 Apr 2024
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Steven is off to his job with a new company, and has an early start to his morning. His ex-best friend, Albertsky, has an early start too. Albertsky wants to make things right between the two of them, but can't do so without getting past the biggest variable — the man himself.
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I'm in Love with (Anastacha's Parents) by renmei
Fandoms: That's not my Neighbor (Video Game)
07 Apr 2024
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Anastacha grapples with everyone around her talking about her parents and the doorman. She fights the urge to hit her head against the wall. She doesn't quite understand.
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- Part 3 of The Neighbors & Their Very Nice Doorman
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The doorman is awfully exhausted, and the neighbors take notice. They decide to do something nice for them. Life feels a little less lonelier now, especially with a little surprise on the way.
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- Part 2 of The Neighbors & Their Very Nice Doorman