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    Subtitle: I want to give you my soul (but you must love every piece of it first)

    The new semester started on a grey day and Casey did not mind.

    She was meeting her class at the Gladys Conservatory beside the Philadelphia Zoo. For the rest of the term, she would be working on a final project for her botany class.

    But then she met Barry. And Dennis. Then her apartment flooded. And did she mention her uncle John was still looking for her after she ran away from home? Barry invited her to live with them. And she met all of the Alters. And she started to get closer to Dennis. And then the Beast showed up and so did Kevin?

    Casey begins to take charge of her own life and unravel the mystery of 23 (24?) other people. They all wonder:

    What is a human life?
    What does it mean to be human?
    And what must you be willing to give to live as one?

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    At the end of their non-honeymoon in Mexico, words left unspoken shatters everything. Remington walks away, Laura is left behind — and the life they'd carefully built begins to unravel. With the INS circling, new enemies surfacing, and secrets too heavy to keep, both must navigate a world without the other. Can love survive silence, distance, and the lies they've told themselves? Or will the masks they've worn finally cost them everything?

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    "Have you ever been to Antigua, Herr Lipp?"

    "No, never. But ach, life! It is such a cabaret, nein?" Lipp asked, spreading his arms wide in excitement. "Being able to go wherever you vish, for very little at all..."

    Charlie and Stella looked at each other, then back at Herr Lipp.

    "Yeah, if you have the money for it." Stella said, turning her nose up at Lipp.

    ******

    In which a load of the Vasey characters go on holiday to Antigua. Tears are shed, laughter is shared, and love reigns strong.

    Oh yes, and Herr Lipp is there too.

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    “Last time someone showed up with a jacket covered with pins from that time period, I got dragged into all sorts of trouble”.

    Bill sneaks into a lecture. The professor notices her.
    Or
    History doesn’t repeat itself but it sure does rhyme.

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    The class goes to Summer Camp and Mr. Krupp is their counselor. Yeah, the struggle is real for everyone, including the author.

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    Benjamin has finally escaped from his aunt and uncles house..freedom is closer than it ever has been. He stands on the platform, awaiting for his ticket back home that he’s waited years for. When all of a sudden, all of his dreams are put on hold and his world is turned upside down. But who is this strange individual? And what on earth is he doing in Royston Vasey?

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    I think I'll just make this a place for all my crack fics. None of these are canon to my actual AUs, like at all, and quite frankly I know I was high as hell while writing most of them. Enjoy.

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    After doing the worse thing he's done yet, Kipper Krupp finally has to serve detention, and for the rest of the year. This is much to George and Harold's dismay.

    However, upon deeper thinking, Mr. Krupp decides to turn these detentions into an opportunity. He assigns them a Cornerstone Project focused on helping the community, but they have to work together with Kipper to get it done. The bargain is, if they complete this assignment and pass, they get to pull and epic prank on the last day of school and get away scot-free.

    But remember, they have to work together with Kipper, and, well, let's just say, Kipper is making things difficult.

    Also there's a fun side-plot where Krupp gets a cat.

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    Chloe was just going to a party. Life had been dull lately, and she was looking for a bit of excitement.
    She didn't expect to be kidnapped, and certainly didn't expect to fall in love. But, well, it certainly was exciting.
    The Universe really does work in mysterious ways. Maybe she should have been more specific.

    POVs switch mostly between Chloe, Dennis, Patricia and The Beast as they're the main pairings.

    Please, enjoy.

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    10/?
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    “I'd blow up the planet,” The Master says, firmly. “Give me a year, I bet I could do it. I'd blow it up with both of us and all the humans still here and call it pest control.”
    “He would,” The Doctor says, ducking her head apologetically, and then, calmly, she picks up an autumnally themed decorative pillow and starts making a concerted effort to smother him with it.

    Or

    Tfw you invite your friends over to your house but your little sister and her best friend won't stop bugging you.

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    A breakdown of Irving Braxiatel's timeline and the order it takes.

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    “I'm dating…”

    There aren't many people around them. He finds with his eyes a few women that seem to be his age, but none that seems like his type. The one person who does somewhat resembles his type is-

    Him!” Robert shrieks and points at a stranger with piercing eyes and a sharp jawline that came straight out of Robert's dirtiest dreams, who's just walking behind Rebecca, scrolling through his phone. He's wearing a dark faded hoodie, and a pair of black jeans that look like they’ve seen better days but fit him with a precision that should be illegal, and he has headphones sitting on his neck. He looks like the polar opposite of Robert. He looks exactly like the type of guy he'll pick up at a pub for a quick shag, and never talk to again. He looks like the last person Robert will ever be in a serious relationship with.

    -

    In an attempt to avoid his sort of ex, Robert claims the first guy he sees as his boyfriend. He expects it to be a one and done sort of deal, except he seems to be running into Aaron everywhere he goes.

     

    Across every universe day 2- family: university | romcom plot | fake dating | 'the universe is pushing us together'

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    A look at the people that make use of the confessional and Bernice's withering patience.

    Similarly to 'Of Bartenders and Taxi Drivers', a lot of people are mentioned in this fic, though not as much as that one. So, once again, since I didn't want to get people's hopes up by tagging someone and then not having them show up very much, I'll leave the list in the end notes <3

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    Set right after “Steele of Approval” and through the end of Season 4, this work reimagines how Laura and Remington's relationship might have unfolded after a single decision changed everything between them.

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    13/?
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    “Bit warm in here for a jumper, innit?”

    “Says the one wearing a hoodie.”

    “Yeah, well, I’ve got precious cargo to carry ‘round.” Aaron unzips his jacket and pulls one side open, reaches into a hidden inner pocket to pull out one of the small plastic bags Robert’s come to know so well. 

    “Tonight is business then, is it?”

    Aaron makes a grand show of looking Robert up and down. “I could be open to some pleasure,” he murmurs, acting all coy like he hasn’t just short-circuited every wire in Robert’s brain. 

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    20
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    5
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    Aaron Dingle is seventeen. And that's about it. Without a clue what he wants out of life - or what it wants from him - he drifts through the days, aimlessly bored and silently in crisis.
    All he knows for certain are the secrets he can't share even with his best mate, and how reality doesn’t magically change like in films.
    Until it does.

    AKA Season three of Skam but it's Robron. You don't have to be familiar with (either of) the series to follow this story.

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    2/10
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    They've learned a lot from each other.

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    Casey Cooke has been kidnapped by a psychotic man raving about a beast. It could be worse, and eventually it couldn't be better.

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    2/?
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    How April of 2026 plays out in Emmerdale,

    Mack's an inevitable third wheel-
    Aaron throws his fists around-
    Robert's a schemer-
    Chaos ensues, Comfort follows.

    Nothing too odd, really. Sort of.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    36
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    6
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    The Church may no longer offer a Charity Dinner for those alone on Christmas, but that doesn't mean Pauline has to be lonely. Bernice instead uses the opportunity to teach her an important lesson about the Season of Giving.

    For Jingle Bell Schlock, Day 8: Charitable Oral Sex.

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    1/1
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