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I Want You To Love Me (The Way That I Love You) by DeadbeatKit
Fandoms: Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
04 Oct 2025
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Amanda is at the wedding of Clarissa’s cousin when she sees someone with a familiar look in their eye
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- Part 4 of Kit’s whumptober 2025
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Cats and Allergies by Saedi920
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
02 Oct 2025
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Clarissa watches Amanda’s cat for her.
Turns out, Mark has allergies lol
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- Part 2 of SFTHtober 2025!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 418
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 24
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Clarissa's DIY Disaster by templetodestruction
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Detective v The Xmas Tree Bandits - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, All Eyes On Nigel - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Midnight Mystery - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Lighthouse - Shoot From the Hip Sketch, The Enigma Of The High Visionary - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Cardboard Stegosaurus - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
30 Sep 2025
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Clarissa Suzanne Jenkins is pregnant. She's been married for a year, this should be one of the happiest moments of her life.
Instead, she is running thousands of miles away, leaving Mark and Amanda to chase her down together, forming an unlikely alliance as they realise they might be following Clarissa for the exact same reason.
So... who is she running from? And who will she run back to?
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- Part 2 of was it always you?
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the look of love, the rush of blood by peachybiscuits
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
22 Sep 2025
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“Is that take seaten?” A pause, then, under his breath: “Fuck.” He moved to sit down before he could even wait for her reply, and then suddenly, his feet were still behind him while the floor was in front of him, and he was falling, and he landed with an unimpressive oomph, half of his body laid over something – someone? – decidedly soft and warm, and the other half of him sprawled on the floor.
Or, boy meets girl. Mark meets Clarissa, and they go from there.
Title from "No. 1 Party Anthem" by Arctic Monkeys <3
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Love Triangle Geometry by FreeFallLand
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
22 Sep 2025
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Clarissa-Suzanne is sparklingly, softly, completely in love.
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A Pizza Slice of Life by PinkPancakeQueen
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
20 Sep 2025
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Mr. Wilson, part time pizza dough bandit and full time owner of Wilson’s Pizzeria has a lot going on these days. Who will he see at the restaurant, or on his pizza dough stealing escapades?
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Playing with guns (Clamanda actor au) by Pandora_Audax
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
17 Sep 2025
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On the set of the movie "Suzanna's DIY wedding", the two actresses Clarissa and Amanda talk about the show. They've done movies together, they are best friends. One of them wants to be more.
A Clarissa's diy wedding (And Never give Annabelle a gun) actor au.
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Polaris Star // Clarissa's DIY Wedding by huddyfanatic
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
14 Sep 2025
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"Amanda had never truly believed in the idea of soulmates. "
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Amanda reflects on her relationship with Clarissa. -
It Begs to Stick Around by HawkeryNight7
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
12 Sep 2025
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A day in the life of Mark and it’s not a particularly good one.
He aches, he’s sore, but he’s never really not. He’s used to it, like background noise, always a little aware of it. Mark stretches in his bed, in the dull light that shines around the edges of the drawn curtains. Feels the ache of his ribs as he breathes. He’s supposed to meet with Suzanne today, so he has to actually get up, not wallow in it all.
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Coffee || DIY Wedding by huddyfanatic
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
11 Sep 2025
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the trio’s favourite types of coffee.
|| a reflection on characters.
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Oh but my darling, what if you fly? by teal_bird
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
08 Sep 2025
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"It was different. That’s all Clarissa knew. She didn’t know if it was good-different, or bad-different – all she knew was that the feeling was not the same, and quite frankly, it terrified her."
Title from a poem by Erin Hanson
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Was it casual? by dazeysscout
Fandoms: Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
04 Sep 2025
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After their hookup, Amanda is left to wonder what they are. Luckily, Clarissa is quick to clear it up for her.
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i'd never sing of love if it does not exist by ilikeasstrology
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
04 Sep 2025
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Titch felt his eyebrows raise unconsciously. “A friendship bracelet?”
“We uh, they’re… It’s matching. With mine I mean.”
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Five times Derek displayed one of the love languages and One time Titch did too
(title from the only exception by paramore)
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Why does my skin start to burn? by dazeysscout
Fandoms: Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
02 Sep 2025
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Clarissa and Amanda share their first kiss. Its heaven until Clarissa gets home and has to deal with how it reflects on herself.
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stage play by CassandraCaffrey
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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Clarissa gets married, and Amanda descends into Wonderland.
Amanda’s two bottles deep. It doesn’t matter that she’ll be over Clarissa tomorrow, as she’s already promised herself. She whines and sniffles and Ethel taps at her sooty tears.
The first warning sign should have been the grin creeping over Ethel’s face. “Oh, deary, I wish I could help. Would you like me to help? Would you like that?”
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- Part 6 of Sapphic From the Hip (2025)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,367
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 61
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Nothing's gonna change my world by bumblee27
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
31 Aug 2025
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“Amanda, sweetie, is the cake definitely meant to be in the oven for this long? It feels like it's been a while.”
Amanda looked up from where she was rummaging in a cupboard for sprinkles. “Uh, yeah, that's a good point, hang on-”
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- Part 2 of Sapphic From the Hip Week!!!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 586
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 30
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It's not over til it's over (and it's over) by RaccoonInTheDaytime
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Thirsty Vampires - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
30 Aug 2025
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“Hey, are you alright?” Esmeralda said, concern lacing her voice. “You’ve got a little—“
“Clarissa?” Came the groggy response.
Esmeralda sighed, shifted to her knees, and said gently, “No, I'm Esmeralda, remember?" She adjusted the strap that was falling off Amanda's shoulders and smoothed out her skirt. "Your speech was lovely, by the way.”
“Ezzmerrr.. Zemereldah… no, no, no, that's wrong, it's—.”
“You could call me Esme, if that’s easier.”
The woman nodded, sloppy and loose, and Esmeralda brushed some hair out of her face.
Amanda reached up to catch her hand. She was looking right into Esmeralda’s soul, it felt like, with big sad eyes. “You are, so pretty.”
Esmeralda smiled. Compliments from drunks were still compliments. “Thank you, dear.”
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Amanda needs a plus one to Clarissa's wedding. Because if she goes alone.... well. Lets not think about that.
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Valentine's Charms by neon_skely_67
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch
29 Aug 2025
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Since the tenth grade of high school, Amanda has loved her best friend. Possibly even longer than that. And each time she tries to confess, she stops herself. It's not the right time, the right place, or whatever. Maybe ignoring the feelings will help. It's not like Clarissa likes her back anyways, right?
(or 5 times Amanda tried to confess to Clarissa and the one time Clarissa confessed to her.)
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For day five of Sapphic from the Hip Week, RomanceSeries
- Part 2 of Cube's SaFTH Week Fics 2025
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twist and shatter by fractures
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
28 Aug 2025
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CLARISSA
Amanda, I’m sorry, I don’t-- When I attacked you, I-- that wasn’t me, okay? I don’t know what came--AMANDA
You attacked me?CABARET HOST
(talking over them)
Look at all of you gathered here! My friends, tonight, you’re going to witness two friends attempt improv comedy. -
losing dogs by perksofbeingpoet
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, We Buried The Wrong Guy - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, The Milkman - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
28 Aug 2025
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a collection of drabbles because these characters are driving me insane.
overview:
- mark and his parents
- johnny on his way to jimmy's house
- peter getting the digger from david
- the newest prom time warp