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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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this barnyard's no place for a beating heart by baobeijuns
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 May 2024
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Shang Qinghua's shitty plots catch up to him when he gets transmigrated into the other version of his famous novel.
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#OnlyInGotham by forevernightfall
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe
20 Jan 2025
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kimmy — @redrobinNOTthebat
› tfw you publish an article saying that if the rogues threw down croc or harley/ivy would win and now youve been kidnapped by riddler and penguin because they got offended #OnlyInGotham
> kimmy — @redrobinNOTthebat
› btw come to dock 5 warehouse 6 or sum shit , the rogues are throwing down in a cage fight tournament!! you wouldn't want to miss it! #ROGUECAGEFIGHT
>> Robin #2 ✓ — @theREDHOOD
replying to: @redrobinNOTthebat
› hey so why the fuck wasnt i invited
>>> kimmy — @redrobinNOTthebat
replying to: @theREDHOOD
› im.. sorry? i didnt know we were still considering u a rogue. come down and sign up ig man
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or, twitter (x) slowly goes to shambles as gothamites band together and #OnlyInGotham trends internationallySeries
- Part 4 of chat/social media fics
- Part 4 of hero's, man
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yup. mhmm
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HOT WIZARDS CROSS WANDS! by blackwhitelight for danpuff
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 May 2024
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A mystery smut writer is making waves at Hogwarts. They've launched a magazine of raunchy tales featuring Harry, his friends, and his professors. No one is safe from the smut writer's quill. Who are they? Why are they writing such filth? And why is Harry especially enjoying the stories that pair him with Snape?
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the wonders and terrors of their age by Sunchaser (Eldritch_Exile)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
01 Feb 2025
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Daemon decided to be a father on a whim one day, and he just never stopped.
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Daemon Targaryen pulls an Oberyn Martell 200 years too early and starts collecting his bastards to raise them. Surely, nothing could go wrong.
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House of the dragon
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On the Second Day of Christmas the DCU Sent to Me … Two Charity Galas by aestorian
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
17 Dec 2023
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Oliver Queen presides over the decorating of his ballroom like a King over his country. “I will crush him! He will regret the day he ever decided to cross bows with the Green Arrow! This is war! I'm going to pound him into the dirt-”
“And collect money for charity?” Dinah raises an eyebrow at Oliver, "Right?”
"Yes, yes."
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In which the Queens and the Waynes are both hosting winter holidays charity galas and this year Oliver is going to crush Bruce and win
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- Part 2 of For Christmas the DCU Sent to Me
- Part 7 of Batfam fics
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If anyone asked the Batfamily which Robin had the funniest ’joining the family’ story? Well, everyone would start with, “Well it seemed like Jason had the spot taken for good after having the audacity to try and jack the Batmobile’s tires and hit Bruce with his tire iron.” And then they’d say, “But then tiny Tim decided to try and steal the whole thing.”
Or: When Tim is 11 he figures it’s not hurting anyone if he. Ya know. Takes a picture in the Batmobile. But then the power goes to his head and all of a sudden he’s hacking the Batmobile and tearing through Gotham on a rescue mission.
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- Part 1 of Enter Road-Runner
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WAYNE AFFAIR WITH SUPERMAN??? by knightsend
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
10 Sep 2022
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*Ding!*
New text from “dickwing” in “Adopted and semi-Adopted” Chat
dickwing: Okay, so first off… it’s not my fault, don’t be mad
dickwing: But if anyone asks, Bruce slept with Superman---
In a competition to see who takes the blame, let the spy vs. spy shenanigans begin!
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Rated T For Traumatised by WibWoby
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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What was the fun in collecting trauma like pokemon cards if you couldn’t play them?
Peter trades in his gallery of trauma for the Bats’ rogue gallery as he adjusts to living in Gotham, losing his entire universe, and living with the ghosts of the Avengers. It’s not a fair trade—Peter is definitely being scammed for the damned shiny Jigglypuff—but at least he is getting out of this alive. Mostly.
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- Part 1 of Bitsy and the Bats
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- 16/?
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Chapter16
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16 hahahahahahaha
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What started off as sending their best to appease the beast turned into getting rid of the strong willed instead, those who wouldn't conform.
SeokJin being one example and now Jimin and Taehyung being another.
But pants...
"Who bloody sacrifices an omega over pants?!"--- --- --- --- --- ---
What happens when the truth is revealed behind a centuries old tale and what happens when that truth is directly linked to your fate.
When the truth is unconventional; follow seven wolves as they carve their own path as it was always intended to be and fall in love in odd circumstances. -
don't you just want to go apeshit? by kkachis, MargaritaDaemonelix
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Aug 2020
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Midoriya jokingly says, "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?" Everyone's too focused on Iida telling him off for swearing to notice Shouto in his corner of the lunch table, mulling over his words.
He is tired of being nice. He does want to go apeshit.
Or: the one where Todoroki Shouto finds his personality, bit by bit, through the power of memes and friendship.
(background momojirou; tsuchako, shinkami, kiribaku if you squint)- Language:
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After the war, Hermione Granger finds herself searching for something steadier than what her past relationships offered, only to unintentionally spark a romance with Severus Snape while chaos unfolds around them thanks to Sirius Black’s misguided magical meddling.
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Loud explosions? Am I hearing gunshots? Fireworks? Explosions? Anyone else hearing this or know what it is?
(OR: Jeonghan is in love with the moderator of his Ring Doorbell app community.)
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In the middle of the night, Wednesday hears strange sounds. Not an intruder or a prophetic dreams, but small sighs and moans from her roommate. Apparently, as an Alpha, Enid’s sex drive is going crazy, and she needs to jack off. A lot. Of course Wednesday graciously allows it. She can handle her best friend getting off right next to her every night. How hard can it be?
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Nick's Bad Day by androidsdreaming, BluestJM, cadeira, erinthelibrarian, jaily, KareliasKiss, L56895, oatcakez, Oatsiexx, phlimsical, shootingforthestars, Tee_85, Thisismeht for bishyreadytocry
Fandoms: Heartstopper (TV), Heartstopper (Webcomic)
20 Oct 2025
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Nick Nelson has just started uni and he's having a tricky day. What happens next? Well that's up to you ☺️
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At the end of each chapter, click on one of the links to decide where to take the story next.
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Enid released a moan at the soft caress beneath her blouse, the ravens fingers obviously struggling to maintain a form of patience with the garment in the way.
Her hands pulled at the fabric, the buttons flying from her top as Wednesday cupped her breast through the lacy bra. her lips brushing along the wolfs neck, her teeth nipping at the skin to mark it into a red blemish.
“Wednesday.”
The Addams purred internally at the breathless moan of her name falling from the girls lips. Her mind whirling with little care about anything that wasn’t pleasing the pastel blonde in her arms right this second.
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I Would Do Everything If You'd Hear Me Say by midnightmoonyclaws
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Oct 2025
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Persephone "Percy" Weasley wants absolutely nothing to do with an insistent 11-year-old Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately for her, Draco has already decided she’s his soulmate, and pesky details like age differences, her outright disdain, or her relentless attempts to push him away are mere obstacles in his path.
Hogwarts has seen its fair share of dramatic romances, but this one threatens to overshadow even the likes of James and Lily Potter. (No offense, James and Lily—you had your moments, but Malfoys set a whole new standard for theatrics.)
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Teenagers scare the living shit out of me by ratking_withnotail
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Feb 2025
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There was one hill that Tony Stark would die on, Peter Parker was a deceitful person. But not in the way you think, no not at all. Peter was a genuine, kind, and truly thoughtful person. He would do anything for those he cared about, even those he didn’t. But that was just the outer shell, Peter Parker was also one of the strangest people Tony had ever meet.
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4 times Peter was chaotic and weird and 1 time Tony met the source.
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Pary 9 of the army dreamers series.
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- Part 9 of What could they do? (Army Dreamers)
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Dick is recruited by the Justice League while Bruce is absent. Jason is simultaneously detained by the JL while Batman is away.
Anyway that’s how Nightwing speedruns going from JL’s newest recruit to top of their most wanted list (a fact Jason is still salty about since he’s now in second place). Anyway, they’re both getting grounded when Bruce gets home. Assuming the JL don’t catch up to them first.- Language:
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Re:Gourmet of Another World by Intelian
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), 异世界的美食家 - 李鸿天 | Gourmet of Another World - Li Hongtian
25 Nov 2024
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Natsuki Subaru had finally been transported to another world!
Whimsical Adventures and Exploits awaited him… no? He’s been chosen by a system, but instead of receiving a powerful Excalibur, he’s been forced to become a chef?
—And why does it want him to become a God?
(Slight Toriko and “Gourmet of Another World” references.)
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