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    Crowley shakes himself, a mental ripple of scales to slough off the bizarre, high-strung mood that's taken hold of him. He's being ridiculous. Spooked by the threat of newness he isn't even sure is real. Aziraphale has done nothing at all to suggest any of this is out of the ordinary. If anything, Crowley suspects they're both operating under unspoken agreement that things are Getting Back To Normal.

    Well. The more recent normal. The normal that had so briefly existed after they'd averted the not-Apocalypse and before the whole almost-Archangel business.

    Before Crowley had lost his mind and done something unforgiveable.

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    Genesis 6:4 - The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went in to the daughters of humans, who bore children to them. These were the heroes that were of old, warriors of renown.

    Ordered by Hell to produce a Nephilim child, Crawley procrastinates on the project until forced to find a wife among the daughters of Eve. This does not go well for anyone involved.

    Many, many, mistakes were made...

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    Looking carefully at his reflection, Crowley did seem to be a bit bulkier, even if he felt no different than ever. His arms and legs were less bony. Even his face was less angular than it had once been.
    He had gained weight over the past few months, there was no denying it.
    Shit.


    Crowley is self-conscious after putting on some weight. Aziraphale, who’s thrilled to see his husband finally enjoying some food, is having absolutely none of that.

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    The promised prequel. Crowley is sulking in space, when the Doctor stumbles over him and decides to stay for a chat...

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    Crowley has met someone. And has something very important to say...

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    Anthony J. Crowley, a talented virtuoso violinist finally makes the move west to Nightingale Bay, Oregon after escaping a simultaneously promising yet toxic life at Elysian Conservatory of Music in New York City.

    Aziraphale Z. Fell is Eastern Gate University’s friendly and talented piano professor and symphony conductor.

    Let's see how that goes, shall we?

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    i should have left you right there (with your hostages, my heart, and my car keys)

    Crowley comes back to the bookshop for the first time since Aziraphale left for Heaven. Maggie and Nina show up with questions (and answers).

    Title: Letters To An Old Poet by boygenius

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    Aziraphale takes Crowley out for a night of star gazing, and prepares them both a lovely picnic.
    Crowley's snake eyes can't see the stars. And everything he eats tastes like dust.
    But it's fine. Really, truly fine. Aziraphale tried to do something nice... and Crowley won't ruin that for him.

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    In their newfound freedom after the almost-apocalypse, Crowley wants to explore being more intimate with Aziraphale. The only problem with that, however, is that he has always had a complicated relationship with touch.

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    Being alone in the South Downs isn't that bad.

    Turns out, the ocean is a great hiding place.

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    A study of Crowley, and his fight to finally be at peace.

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    In college Aziraphale and Crowley make a pack to get married if they're both single by 40. It goes about the way you'd expect

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    From the world of 'As Yet Untitled'.

    When Aziraphale goes away on a book tour, Crowley struggles with spiralling thoughts. The path to healing has never been an easy one.

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    Some domesticated birds, while under stress, or when depressed, or even lonely will revert to something called feather-picking. You may also find that humans can develop a similar hair pulling disorder known as Trichotillomania. Humans often try to get their beloved pets and their fellow humans to stop this self destructive behavior.
    But what does one do, if perhaps this behavior is observed in beings other than humans or birds?

    (OR: The author had a really angsty idea for her favorite ship and wasn't gonna get it anywhere else, so she's gotta write the damn thing herself.)

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    To: [email protected]
    BCC: [email protected]
    Subject: Service request 6th of April 2017

     

    Dear Tucked-In Tots team,

     

    I am contacting you on behalf of my boss, A. J. Crowley. We require your services for an undetermined period of time starting on the 6th of April at 3AM. Money is no object. The address is 31 Bruton Place, London, ring for Crowley. Could be that he’s not in and just coming back from a business trip, in that case look out for a cab dropping off a red-haired man maybe wearing sunglasses. Payment details can be sent to the same address.
    Let me know if there are any questions.

     

    Kind regards,
    Harold Sturgis
    Security @ equalCAre

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    According to mercenary rules, assassination is off the table when a dog or a kid is involved. Anthony Crowley, Robin Hood of the pharmaceutical industry, doesn't want to get killed; Aziraphale offers kid napping services. Crowley doesn't have any better ideas, so temporary child care it is.

    (Based on that Reddit post about reverse fanfic tropes, accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss)

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    “Be a dear and try it for me now.” Aziraphale could feel himself trembling, but it wasn’t fear that had him shaking so thoroughly. And maybe all his trust and curiosity and hunger were contagious because now Crowley was not whining anymore, just looking up at him, all cracked open and pleading. Aziraphale drew in a sharp breath when he felt it begin.
    ***
    Even after 6000 years together, Aziraphale and Crowley still manage to discover new things about each other - and who would have thought pumpkin carving could do the trick?

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    “Actually,” said Crowley, unsure how to word the next request. “…Could we?”
    Aziraphale blinked. “What?”
    “I’d, um… actually kind of like to try the sex thing, honestly.”
    Aziraphale’s physical reaction had piqued his interest, and if it was something the angel was interested in… it wouldn’t hurt to try it once, would it?
    Aziraphale looked taken aback by the suggestion. “Are you sure? I don’t want to force you into something you’re not comfortable with.”
    “No, seriously, I’m curious. Might be worth it to, you know, see what all the fuss is about.”

    Crowley doesn’t experience sexual attraction the way that Aziraphale does, but he’s curious about sex. Aziraphale is there to guide him through it, and to reassure him that he’s enough.

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    (Previously named 'Rogue Eyes')

    Crowley is attacked by holy weaponry and is almost a goner. With angelic assistance, he's brought back to health.

    Except he becomes trapped in serpentine form.

    Aziraphale, with Muriel's helping hand, must learn how to care for a reptile - that appears to be getting larger - and find a way to turn him back.

    Hellish shenanigans ensue.

    Story takes place post S2, but the principality remains a Southern pansy bookseller who doesn't sell books.

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    “It’s been six years but Crowley’s countdown for coming in on a line still works perfectly. He finishes the scene, and it feels like coming home. Like flying. He’s suddenly aware of Aziraphale watching him.”

    Crowley’s hoping for a distraction, for something to fill the empty hours, when he goes along to the Tadfield Amateur Dramatic Group meeting. Meeting Aziraphale, the director, was never part of the plan.

    Written for the Good Omens Theatre Bang.

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    “Crowley had thought they'd have more time before the first of the autumn storms. The plants look small and fragile against the looming grey.

    Or maybe he's seeing himself in them, newly free and entirely lost.”

    Coming to terms with peace can be hard. Crowley’s trying. Aziraphale helps.

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