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    Aziraphale is gone. He won’t come back, Crowley knows it deep inside his heart. It breaks him, takes away the one thing he has lived for for so long.
    But Crowley has a plan. It’s ineffable really.

     

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    This hurts.

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    Aziraphale’s quite huffy most nights now, though Crowley can’t particularly blame him. Tempting the anti-Christ into salvation would wear out any angel. By the time they’re out of costume and drunk in the bookstore, more than a few difficult quips have been exchanged between the two of them, insults and injuries that can only be hurled after a thousand years of knowing each other every way but Biblically. Crowley bites his tongue when he tries to apologize, knowing it’s not a demon’s place. Aziraphale, on the other hand, shows no remorse in his carefully crafted insults, stinging words that aren’t even meant to hurt, just remind Crowley of their ultimate divide that grows ever closer.

    Aziraphale guards the garden. Crowley sullies the life.

    He really hadn’t thought they’d throw the poor humans out over an apple of all things.

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    “Once upon a time, before Time, there was a Serpent and a Deer. The Serpent should have lied, he should have been better, known better. He might have been good enough then if he'd known.”

    Or, Crowley remembers a lot more from Before than he’s ever told Aziraphale. Sometimes it’s easier to tell someone else’s story than your own.

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    The look of absolute despair on Aziraphale's face sears itself right into Crowley's mind and punches a hole straight through the ironclad chest he’s forged for himself.

    Because Crowley knows that look. He has fucking worn it too, in that very same drab and oh-so-beloved common room of that darn halfway home he refuses to think about. He fucking knows it feels like dying, shittier even, to realise that yeah, oh fucking yeah, everything you’ve ever known is gone and everyone who was supposed to be there for you, all those bastards, have just tossed you straight into oncoming traffic and they’re not even interested in watching the crash play out because it matters piss all to them if you make it out alive or not. He knows what it’s like to hit rock bottom so hard you leave a fucking crater behind.


    Or at 29, 6 years after turning his life around, Crowley meets Aziraphale, a 27 year-old recent cult escapee, and together they learn to live again.

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    “ I’d like some help with the cooking, Crowley.’

    It's not until much later, carefully slicing vegetables from the garden, that he realises how neatly Aziraphale's tempted him into it. Two hours in the kitchen shoulder by shoulder, with a steady list of tasks to do and the warmth from the oven, is a couple of hours when he isn't worrying about anything else.”

    Crowley’s still waiting for something to go wrong with their new life. Aziraphale tempts him into a new hobby and then something much more.

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    Aziraphale heard the footsteps and scrape of the lock, which gave him a split second of warning before the door swung open. It was not enough time to prepare him. Perhaps no time would’ve been enough to prepare him. He’d thought to see Crowley as he always was, impeccably dressed, polished and impenetrable. Maybe even a little slurred with drink or sleep, if things had been really bad in the last month.

    The Crowley in front of him was—there was no other word for it—soft. His hair was mussed in places, sticking up on one side. He wore no glasses, and there were wrinkles from bedsheets across the side of his face. His feet were bare, and he wore a silky black robe loosely tied across his hips, exposing a long V of skin that started above his navel and traveled tantalizingly up to his clavicles. Aziraphale was so transfixed by the sharp jut of that collarbone that he completely missed the dumbfounded expression on Crowley’s face.

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    A month after Aziraphale follows the Metatron into Heaven, he's gotten himself reassigned to earth. He's finally free to express his love...but Crowley isn't ready. Aziraphale comes up with a Plan.

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    After Crowley and Aziraphale meet in a bar and share a night of passion, Crowley flees early in the morning without so much as a goodbye, fearing what a genuine connection would mean for him.

    What happens when Crowley realises the reason the street of his new flower shop seems so familiar is because he’s been there before? And the friendly bookseller across the street is none other than the gorgeous man he cowardly fled from?

    Can the two overcome their trauma and pursue the relationship they both want so desperately?

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    "All these years... you've been so nice to me. You've helped me get out of trouble so many times, and-"

    Aziraphale's sentence was abruptly cut off. Crowley bolted towards him and heaved him by the lapels of his coat, filled to the brim with demonic rage. The angel's shoes barely grazed the ground.

    "I. AM NOT. NICE." The demon screamed, his eyes like piercing spheres of molten gold: glowing, blinding, hypnotic. "I WILL NEVER BE. I CAN'T BE FORGIVEN. I AM A DEMON, AZIRAPHALE!" His voice cracked, as his shout transformed into a cry. "I AM DAMNED FOR ETERNITY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?"

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    Crowley's never been known for making good decisions. The M25, Eden, womens' pants' pockets. So, after Aziraphale leaves, well. The decisions he makes aren't the best.
    They might be the last he ever makes.

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    Aziraphale’s face spun like cotton candy before him, mild confusion becoming downright shock. A blast of warm air spilled out, enveloping his frozen figure. His eyes stung with tears that hadn’t been there a few seconds ago.

    “Merry Christmas,” Crowley croaked, feeling the words sour against his tongue. “Mind if I darken your doorstep for a while?”

    His legs gave out before Aziraphale could respond, and he tripped forward, vision going black.

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    Crowley gets drunk in the cold English winter and loses himself. There’s only one place he’d go, whether he wants to or not.

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    Imagine you took a lost and found box full of jigsaw puzzles and tried to put them together and the pieces that shouldn't fit together somehow did and on top of that they would create a beautiful mosaic of pictures and stories.

    That's exactly how getting to know Crowley felt for Ezra.

    OR: It was nice normal day for psychiatrist Dr. Fell. It wasnt so normal for Anthony Crowley, itwasnt his first time either. Kind doctor with disarming smile meets a patient with walls longer and bigger than China's. And he build them for good reason. Can Ezra get to know him?

    This fic is documenting Crowley stay at mental health facility where Ezra is resident psychiatrist.

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    After saving the Earth from destruction, Aziraphale and Crowley are rewarded with eternity together, hidden in a cosy cottage in South Downs. When they welcome their first baby, Crowley is forced to confront past trauma. With Aziraphale's unwavering support and help from friends, he embraces fatherhood and finds his happily ever after.

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    Humans are known to come up with the craziest ideas, and when a new way to take selfies rises, Crowley is curious to try. When Aziraphale accidently finds one of the demon's "spicy selfies" Crowley has to confront his body image and realizes his best friend has been struggling with similar issues. The two of them work on their confidence by taking photos and hyping each other up as friends do.

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    When Aziraphale inherits his dad's stable, he decides to leave everything, his bookshop, behind and turn his life upside down. For the best or for the worse as long as things change, he needs to find his place back in the world before he starts fading into oblivion.

    But when he decided to change his life forever by going back into the horse industry, he didn’t expect for it to be the racing industry and even less did he expect to show up one night on ex-jockey Anthony J. Crowley's front door to ask him to ride his new horse, who was initially supposed to end up in a kill pen, to see if he would have a good potential to race.

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    A human college AU.
    A healthy dose of confusion, gay panic and the likes. Demi sexual rep, gender non conforming Crowley.
    Aziraphale is essentially walking Autism with special interests up the wazoo and has very little social or romantic experience, but once Crowley bumps into him at a party Aziraphale's first day on campus, he opens the flood gates they find themselves, eventually very very pleasantly surprised.
    Crowley is experienced, quite, but not in the tact and patience it'll require to delicately build something that might last.

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    Crowley has spent 6000 years suppressing his heats in fear of what other demons might do if they caught him. But since the Apocawhoops, it has started to catch up with him. Crowley starts to unknowingly indulge in his omega instincts, and finds himself heading for his first heat on Earth whether he likes it or not.

    Thankfully, he does and so does Aziraphale.

    Or: Crowley and Aziraphale build a nest.

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    “Now Crowley!” Aziraphale scolded, “We’ve discussed how I feel about you speaking about the love of my life in such a manner. And we’ve discussed the consequences.”
    Crowley remembered those discussions. And the vivid detail with which Aziraphale had described said consequences. “I didn’t mean any of that,” he tried to step back from his spiral, to deny it, but Aziraphale knew him better than that.
    “I think you did, dearest,” Aziraphale said softly. “I think this was one of those moments where you went back to what hell taught you. Am I correct?”
    Something about that voice made Crowley sink into Aziraphale, resting his head on the angel’s shoulder. “Yeah, you’re right.”
    “And you suggested what we would do the next time this happened.”
    “Consequences,” Crowley said, resigned.

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    BDSM scene where Aziraphale forces Crowley to internalize a compliment

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    Love can drive us to many things; sacrifice, success, happiness, death.

    For Crowley, it drives him to look after and care for his husband's corpse as they walk together through a world forsaken by its creator, physically holding what was left of his heart as close as he could.

    Don't look at him like that, surely you would do the same?

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    The Great Fire of London. Aziraphale is trapped in a burning church with a strange creature born of fire. A creature who isn't a demon, but has a connection to a demon he knows very well. What is the pyrophore? What is its connection to Crowley? And what does it want with Aziraphale?

    FTH 2022 gift for Wick_de_la_vela!

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    Sometimes, when things got hard, Crowley went to church.

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