20 Works in Crying Breakfast Friends (Steven Universe)
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Don’t text and drive (why’d you only call me when you’re high?) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
27 Aug 2025
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Steven makes a group chat… that’s it…
He also has an identity crisis but… not important
Should update if I feel motivated enough
(I might not update for a while because I’m busy with school and choir and will probably forget about this with my adhd [my meds don’t do shit])UPDATE: burnout is hitting me like a truck so im putting a hiatus until I find some motivation sorry!
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✰ There'll Be Tears to the Very End! ✰ by pinklasagna
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
08 Aug 2025
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"The adrenaline, instinct, coding, whatever the half gem’d been running on since he fell back into consciousness, dropped like the flick of a switch. He couldn’t focus on anything around him. Everything was wrong.
No, he was the one wrong.
And he couldn’t fix it."
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Steven fucking dies
Except he doesn't! But, maybe he does? And...maybe he's a fusion? But, it's not fusion, because they're still just Steven. Fusions are totally different people, and Steven is Steven! That alone was the biggest relief of his life, so, why wouldn't it be true?
..Not like being Steven hasn't sucked lately, anyhow, considering how many stunts he's pulled that've only made things worse for everyone...
You know what, let's just go watch some Crying Breakfast Friends!!
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Garnet lowered her visor just enough to reveal her third eye, glimmering mischievously, “I did however use my future vision enough to know tonight will be perfect.”
Steven gasped, eyes lighting up with childish excitement before he ran off, “YES! I gotta finish the popcorn!!!”
Pearl looked over, setting the laundry she had been collecting into a neat pile in the corner as a temporary solution that she knew would drive her insane if she didn’t fix soon, “What else did you see?”
The fusion’s smile dropped, “The movie’s incredibly boring.”
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no one teaches you what to do / when a good man hurts you / and you know you hurt him too
Sam is going through a rough divorce and a bit of an identity crisis, but after reconnecting with an old friend and eating lots of toaster waffles, she has an idea that's going to get her out of the blues.
Weird obscure fic about a character we’ve never seen: Samantha Pepper, creator of Steven’s favorite show, Crying Breakfast Friends. This is the origin of how Steven’s favorite cartoon came to be. Absolutely no one is going to read this but here it is!
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- English
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- 1,732
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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Steven Universe Born Earlier AU Ep. 46: Cry For Help by LMasterm1nd
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
18 May 2022
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The Universe Family settles down to watch their favourite TV show but the broadcast gets interrupted by Peridot.
The Intergalactic Communication Hub is back online again, presumably by Peridot's actions. The solution is a surprise fusion of Garnet and Pearl!
But it would seem something is amiss...
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- Part 46 of Steven Universe Born Earlier AU
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One phone call can change everything for Garnet and Pearl. This is what happens when they open their hearts and their home to two lucky kids in need.
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“Steven?” Peridot asked as the young man picked seeds from the Little Homeworld greenhouse. “What are you doing?”
“Oh, just recreating the cast of Crying Breakfast Friends with fruits and vegetables that I plan to give sentience, so I can create my own continuation of the series. Why do you ask?”
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The President Kisses Babies, and Other White House Briefs by citrusella
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
02 Nov 2020
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Oneshot escapades of President Connie Maheswaran and her First Man, Crystal Gem and public speaker, Steven Universe.
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I had writer's block, so I wrote about Steven having writer's block.
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I Can't Believe It's Over by SlightlyObsessedwithStories
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2020
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Steven watches his favorite series come to an end and talks to Connie about it.
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Steven and Connie share a conversation after watching Crying Breakfast Friends: Under the Butterknife.
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Those Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head by TheRegularWriter
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
07 Oct 2019
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Lars is out in the rain, in another blue, foggy day of his. Next thing he knows, he catches a flu and finds himself being taken care of at Steven's house.
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Finally! How not to get excited when he finally heard about his program?
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500 Words a Secret Santa Gift: The Gratuitous Reference by citrusella for E350tb
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2019
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200 words a day, every day, until Under the Knife comes back. Or Crying Breakfast Friends. We're not picky at this point.
Secret Santa edition!
(A Secret Santa gift for E350tb that deliberately and gratuitously references their 100 Words a Day series.)
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Steven awaits news for the return of his favorite show, Crying Breakfast Friends. Hopefully, there'll be news at the VA panel today, but he won't know for sure until he checks Stumblr...
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Steven faces the greatest threat of all; leaks.
Thankfully, he's not alone.
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Steven contemplates the return of his favorite show.
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On Another World With You by Lily_Specter
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
20 Nov 2016
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Kirk, Spock, and McCoy take their shore leave near a beautiful beach on a warm planet. McCoy goes fishing, Kirk and Spock do other things. It's got way too much plot to call PWP but it's got a lot of the other "P." I don't want to give the game away, but I promise lots of smut and a happy ending.
Space travel's in my blood
And there ain't nothing I can do about it
Long journeys wear me out
Oh God, you know we won't live without it
I think I'm on another world with you, with you
I'm on another planet with you, with you- Another Girl, Another Planet by The Only Ones
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Healing, stargazing, and time travel. Or: Steven and Pearl have an important conversation in the wake of Peridot's revelations, and both regain a measure of peace.
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- Part 3 of Rocks And Water
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For IFD 2015. Pearl questions Steven's interests.