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    The question of his death lingers on him the way the sticky scent of cigarette smoke seeps into a coat. Most people can get into a car and buckle up without a second-thought as to the weight of metal, how it might crumple in god’s palm, how it might kiss each artery and bone. Ford is not one of those people. How will I die? It’s a question we all try not to ask, sitting there in the spaces behind our eyes, collecting like a headache no matter how we might try. We all think of it, he just does a little more. Collecting methods of his expiration as sure as one does bottle caps or tins. The dead come to the mortuary, laid out on a cool metal tray. Sometimes, under the cool-toned lamplight of the refrigerator where there are no eyes on him but the deceased, he tears white cloth from the corpses and maps his body onto the remains.

    aka. ford pines is a mortician. a corpse is delivered to his door.

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    As a self imposed Paranormal Investigator, you eventually find yourself wound up in the infamous mystery town called Gravity Falls, the source of all the mystery you could ever ask for! But amongst the alien ships, eye-bats, gnomes, and suspicious shack owners, there's one certain one-eyed being that seems to be stalking your very move. Why is it interested? What does it want with you? And what is its obsession with teeth? You're not sure, but maybe some poor old man's journal once belonging to his missing business partner can explain just why this entity is so interested in you. Either way, everything is inevitable, and everything is forever.

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    After a year of the events of Weirdmageddon, Bill turned into a human and taken to the Pines to learn to value and apologize for his actions, however Bill after escaping into the forest, finds a crack that will take him to a world where humans are dead.

    Now he will have to survive in hell, while the Pines try to find out how to rescue him from that dimension with external help from allies and new enemies that will cause serious problems in gravity falls.

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    Dipper was honestly surprised when the first setting he was greeted to after dying wasn't the fiery pits of hell and the screams of the damned, but instead a very crowded, clinical looking waiting room. He definitely didn't expect for his eternal fate to be determined by a rigged game of poker either. Still… maybe, just maybe, he had a shot at getting his life back.

    "Oh, come ON! Poker? Really?" Bill threw his hands up dramatically. "It's like he wants to kick it in this gaudy hallway for the next billion or so years!" He shot a glare at his surroundings. "Hey, how'd you even afford all these candles anyways? Aren't you guys in a financial deficit? Did ya have to buy them in bulk?"

    Or, Dipper Pines slowly realizing he is oh so screwed and then watching in horror as that same realization dawns on Bill in a way that isn't nearly as funny. Axolotl save them all.

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    Bill plays his last card to escape the Axolotl’s punishment and the Theraprism—only to land himself in the mindscape of Lena, a twenty-something Londoner stuck in a dead-end job. To keep him from shattering her mind, she begrudgingly agrees to work for him until he finds a way to wriggle out of the Axolotl’s sentence.

    What neither of them realizes?

    Bill is exactly where the big, frilly bastard wants him to be.

    AKA as the magically bizarre daily adventures of Bill the Demon and Lena the Human

    (This project has been sitting on the back burner for over seven years—what better catalyst than The Book of Bill to resurrect this monstrosity? I'm sorry but the brain rot for human bill smut and human bill getting feeling is just too strong)

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    After Bill winds up on the porch of the Pines’ house whole the grunkles are away, Soos and Melody find him and help get him back on his feet. Now working in the shack, and the Pines family coming back for the summer, he has to deal with Ford breathing down his neck, Dipper’s paranoid stalking, Mabel’s glitter-bombs, and Stan’s small chat. How fun. And to top it all off, the Axolotl sent him here to better himself, and he feels like he’s only getting worse.

    ———

    Formally named “You Would Have Loved The Softer Me.”

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    Dipper ma brzydki nawyk spóźniania się do pracy. Jego szef tego nie lubi. Ktoś inny zaś nie lubi, gdy Dipper jest punktualny. Sprawy się komplikują.

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    Bill is brought back as s human, having completed his therapy. However he lands in gravity falls as an old man, but is weak and scared.
    He eventually finds his way to the mystery shack, but depleted of his energy he passes out in the basement. Ford found him and pity's him? He cares for him and eventually maybe their old romance can return...

     

    Inspired by a human Bill design by a-drawship on tumblr. Check them out! Tell em in the comments if I should change something or left any typos in! Also while ur there leave some kudos

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    Stanley Pines is perfectly content to no longer be a twin: no matter that he’s entirely alone on his little sailboat, no matter that he hasn’t spoken to his mother in seven years, no matter that he can’t look at a magazine or television anymore because he sees his face— or rather, the face of his brilliant, talented, rich, inventor brother, Stanford. Stan is perfectly fine to roam the cold waters of either coast, depending on the year, and count down the days until he drowns .
    Then Stan gets a call from Dr. Pines’ business partner and fellow eclectic inventor, William Cipher. He’s missing, Cipher says. You’re the only one that can help me, Cipher says.
    Stanley thought he was content to no longer be a twin— but he finds himself in the unnervingly quiet seaside town of Gravity Falls, Oregon, nonetheless. The town is one of choked mystery and rotting intrigue; shadowed by William and haunted by his own brother’s strange house that seems to have a heartbeat of its own, Stan reverts back to one of his oldest talents: treasure hunting. In trying to save the future of CipherTech, however, Stan begins to drudge up the past: and battered between the two of them, he may not come out the other side.

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    Bill and Ford have been having a.. fling.

    This is a short thing about one of their meetups that leads to “emotional”conversation (at least for them).

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    Dr. *&$-%@#’s Report for Patient #323322 Mandatory Therapy Session #10,382
    Mr. Cipher has once again not shown improvement in his first session since his most recent stay in the Solitary Wellness Void. He is once again participating in voluntary silence, refuses to interact positively with other patients, and has made no effort in his sessions with me or in his group sessions. He has made attempts at attacking me and other patients as well. It seems as though our methods are not working for Mr. Cipher, and he is in need of a different approach to his recovery. I would like to recommend Dr. #@&$+= find a different method for his recovery if possible to prevent any continued worsening of Mr. Cipher’s condition
    I appreciate your consideration,
    Dr. *&$-%@#’s
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    The Theraprism has tried everything, and Bill isn’t improving; in fact, he's getting worse. The Theraprism decides that Bill needs a change. And due to the attachment Bill obviously has to the one specific human, a connection he hasn’t shown since his dimension’s horrific destruction almost a trillion years ago, they think this man might be able to help him have a breakthrough.

    ITLE IS IN THE WORKS I HIT POST ON ACCIDENT

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    If Bill had known that The Axolotl's "mercy" included a human body genetically tied to his enemies, he would've (maybe) happily burned away in Stanley's mindscape.

    Now, he is a powerless husk unable to exact the revenge he so craves on his brand new "family". If The Axolotl really thinks making him relive summer 2012 as the reluctant older brother to the Pines Brats will make him "better", that lizard has another thing coming.

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    CW: SLIGHTLY DUBIOUS CONSENT (they both want it tho trust), BDSM, UNDER NEGOTIONATED KINKS (they both ljke it tho), KNIFEPLAY, BLOOD, CHOKING

    bill really pisses ford off

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    ***Dipper thinks he needs to go back to Gravity Falls to gain "purpose" in his life again like the "old days", but gets way more than he bargained for when he discovers the stone tomb of his childhood tormentor. When the Pines brother is faced with his own human fears, he must confront an ever harder question: Can a demon gain humanity?

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    The Axolotl knows somewhere deep down some how there is a sliver of goodness inside Bill Cipher. (At least in .7% of the different timelines that could occur in this universe) and the Axolotl is way to much of an optimist to let that potential go to waste. In a last ditch effort to save Bill's soul the Axolotl decides to arrange a sort of out patient rehab situation for Bill including a brand new body, free rent at the mystery shack and whole lot of unwanted human experiences. And not ten minutes into outpatient Bill decides he'd rather suffer through psychobabble with D-SM5 than have to avoid eye contact with Ford. But it'll be fine. Probably.

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    Down in key west Florida, there's a particularly nasty cult. It was founded back in the Midwest a century ago. It almost disbanded but has experienced a rebound in recent years. Two of its boys are going to try and get out with the help of their partners, a beaten-up car, and a prayer. Normally, no one escapes Ciphertology. But, across their lives, these boys have never been normal.
    Bill, Ford, Stan, and Fiddleford, four very human boys who, by all metrics, seemed to have lived relatively normal human lives, are now on the run.

    (A bill reincarnation fic, but Ford, Stan, and Fidds come too.)

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    Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?

    He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.

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    So... Basically this a late Kinktober of OS fanfic, however I'll continue to draw until I finish half of the tags that I put here. It will be slow like my other projects, so I hope you have pacientes with me.

    See y'all in the next chapter!!!

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    Bill Cipher.. An unexplained, and unidentified being of pure chaos and unimaginable power, after falling into the hands of forced theraprism Bill goes through the stages of redemption, falling in love and causing his own chaos.. without the use of his magic..

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    Bill Cipher gets tricked to his death but with one final plea to the frilly guy upstairs he finds himself in 1978! But in a less than ideal form...

    (Tags will be added along the way)

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