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Twelve Days (a.k.a. The Epic Holiday-Themed Porn) by Savoytruffle
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
24 Dec 2009
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Bones' doesn't have to ask Jim what he wants for Christmas. It's his job to know. It's Jim's job to wait patiently until Bones gives it to him.
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- Part 2 of Wingman
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"I don't understand why you fight yourself."
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When someone can read your mind, there's not much point in denying what you want.
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The Founders weren't the only ones watching over Hogwarts in its earliest days.
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Merlin consoles Arthur's armour about its sad lot in life.
Podfic version of this work: [Podfic] For the Love of Arthur's Armour and Working Out the Kinks by sophinisba
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"Would it even fit?" He wondered aloud, because like, yeah, it was shaped like a cock but sort of bigger, and he hadn't really seen any dildos that big either, not that he looked a dildos a lot, but like, he'd encountered them, or whatever.
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Hermione Granger is is one of Lucius Malfoy's prisoners. She has information and he intends to use Muggle methods to extract it. But will he succeed? And what about the other occupants of the dungeon?
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- Part 2 of The Valkyrie Universe
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Winnemucca was fucking far.
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"When Harry suggested they ‘move dessert to the bedroom’, he expected chocolate sauce or perhaps just whipped cream – but an apple?"
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In their first year in the Pegasus Galaxy, Rodney was one of the few people who wrapped their Christmas gifts.
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Written for kink!night at Severus Sighs. Thanks to atypicalsnowman for the beta!
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Just a Taste by fecklesslyfine (seidrade)
Fandoms: Franz Ferdinand (Band), The Mighty Boosh RPF
17 Feb 2009
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Alex Kapranos and Noel Fielding get along like oil and water, but that doesn't stop Alex from bending Noel over a sofa in his dressing room and fucking him stupid.
Little does Noel realize, there's someone else who has a vested interest in seeing him used like a cocksleeve.
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Alec loves gadgets...
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God, how long had he lain here like this, bound and pushing up into nothing but air?
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Sometimes, you just had to improvise.
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The Goblet must choose the Champions
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It's been fifty-nine days, and they're still not talking about it.
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Jack finds a novel way to show Ianto what the Doctor means to him
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Lion doesn't remember the beginning, but who does?
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Ianto tries out something he's been fantasising about.