15 Works in Malcolm (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

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       "Shrignold felt their entire being tremble as the tall figure of his father approached with slow, heavy steps. Their heart raced, chest rising and falling almost as fast as their breaths, backing up until hitting the wall behind them with their back.

       “I will not repeat myself, Shrignold,” the Lord’s voice boomed. “Give me that telephone of yours..."

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    2
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    This is my book where I'll be posting my hijinks! It's gonna be total chaos y'all. There will be NO GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF SEX OR SA (Cause I'm bad at writing it) but there will be mentions and/or hints of it happening. Please do comment about it so I know how to exactly use archive warnings since I'm new to writing fics on AO3 and don't want to tag my fics wrong.

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    3,096
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    482
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    Shrignold is raised at home and Larry is raised In a (mostly) regular social life. well what do you know they fall in love and after being separated by their parents/guardians they decided to run away and live their own life together

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    164
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    A Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared Fanfic dedicated to the ship: Lamp x Shrignold. Both characters suffering through personal issues home and away from home. They find that the only thing that keeps each other going is, well, each other. However, the Court of the Love Cult – King Malcolm, Aesoptree, Aeacus, and Minos – Are not happy with this image. Therefore, they do what they can to put an end to this sin.

    𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞:
    Lamp as “Larry”
    Sketchbook as “Paige”
    Talking Clock as “Tony”
    Computer as “Colin”
    Steak as “Stanley”
    Spinach Can as “Spinach” (haha)
    Love Cult Purple Flower as “Daisy”
    Love Cult Yellow Flower as “Cosmos”
    Love Cult Unicorn as “U’ni”
    Love Cult Rabbit as “Rab’”
    Love Cult Frog Boy as “Frog’”
    Love Cult Paige Lookalike as “Aeacus”
    Love Cult Tony Lookalike as “Minos”
    Love Cult Tree as “Aesoptree”

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    English
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    22,924
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    930
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    A low-budget, cheaply made kid's show called The Fun Friends once took the world by storm. Now, one of the ex-cast members reflects on his time with the show and the dark side of its creator.
    Rated M for graphic violence, suicide, and child abuse. Please be careful if you're sensitive to these topics.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,214
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    the aftermath of dhmis 3

    If theres enough support to show that ppl actually like this fic I'll continue it

    Language:
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    170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    27
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    334
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    Don’t Hug Me I’m AI-Generated is a currently ongoing parody fanfiction series based off of the popular YouTube-series-turned-TV-show, Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared. Made in collaboration with my girlfriend, Melody, our good friend, Uriximi, and of course, AI Dungeon, this book proves that the trio does, in-fact, live in an actual nightmare. Enjoy!

    (PS. NEITHER I NOR THE CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS STORY DO NOT CONDONE THE USAGE OF AI FOR WRITING SERIOUS STORIES. THIS IS PURELY SATIRE AND MADE FOR FUN.)

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,337
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    Shrignold has a nightmare about Michael, the loneliest boy in town. As a result, he is forced to make a life changing decision regarding his new friend, Warren.

    What will happen when things don't turn out as Shrignold planned?

    (DISCONTINUED)

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,138
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    You have finally done it, you have joined the prestigious "Cult of Love" and gained an audience with Malcolm, the King of Love. But when you forget to bring an offering of gravel with you, things get messy...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    This is a DHMIS AU, crossed over with the Goosebumps book series. In which the three puppets (along with Yellow Guy's Special One, who is his sister in this) end up in Horrorland, where (sorta) humanized versions of the teachers work.

    Doi, Drew, David and Speck discover a dimensional gateway in a bookshelf, and they end up in a theme park called Horrorland. And now they need to escape before it's too late...

    (More in the notes)

    Language:
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    Words:
    682
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    294
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    Oh no! Shrignold has forgotten to feed Malcom gravel! Now he has to face a horrible curse that will effect not only him, but all of the other teachers as well!

    UPDATED AS OF DECEMBER 2024!
    New chapters on the way!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,848
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2,000
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    Good LORD what is happening in there?
    A very very long and complicated human AU, which provides backstory to everyone, gives everyone a PoV, and still shows the content of the show and aftermath. In a world where all object shows take place in the same universe, humans and objects are the two main species around. Humans are humans, obviously, and objects are humanoids with ink bodies and heads made to resemble whatever object they are.
    I wonder what will happen.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    85,126
    Chapters:
    61/61
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,974
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    Shrignold finds it hard to get the others' attention, whih is understandable, seeing as they don't know sign language. Or, one of them does. Samantha. Shrignold likes Samantha. A lot. The only problem is that he has no idea how to deal with that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,994
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    159
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    (Human!Characters of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
    With this stories 'Out of the Frying Pan and into the Fire' theme, and miserably morbid comedy, you're in for a ride. It escalates quickly and then deescalates. And then quickly escalates again. It's a fucking roller coaster, people. Dealing with depression and continuous torture is hard enough. But when others know, that's a whole new sort of pressure. Harry knows this more than anyone else. But after being forced to kill himself, things don't take their time to go from bad to worse. Especially with a weird butterfly man trying to brainwash you. (Warning: Suicide Along With Terrible/Violent Thoughts and Actions)

    [ON HIATUS :3 ]

    Series
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    English
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    6,815
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,288
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    Shrignold had never wanted his new friends to fight over whether he did betray the Concepts' secret or not. But as feelings get hurt and Puppets get confused in all of this chaos, Tony and Shrignold get offered the possibility to become humans again...
    And on top of that, the Lovebug still needs to find his special one within the month!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,196
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,738

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