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    Roxy gifts Rose a robotic horse for her birthday. Rose is a pervert.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    247
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    Vriska has to fend off a critter.

    Language:
    English
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    1,522
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    29
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    A famous movie director and a successful writer have a rather odd conversation. Also there's a pony.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    131
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    You get like this sometimes. Sitting and staring blankly while you wait for…something. You’re not even sure what. Something to prompt you into action, you guess, like a sim left without anything in its action cache. Usually the program will automatically fill some arbitrary task in to fill the nothingness, but evidently, someone turned that option off for you a long, long time ago.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, but that feels so very far away right now.

    Or: Dirk Strider, and how he- or more accurately Hal- discovers he's a system.

    Language:
    English
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    7,366
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    681
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    Kanaya Maryam, Daughter of Demeter, considered herself blessed when she found a home in Camp Halfblood. Along with that came her first friends and her first love. Rose Lalonde, Daughter of Apollo, was her ray of sun in between the routine of her life, but they were both still demigods; things were bound to get strange.

    Series
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    English
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    876
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    16
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    Rose Lalonde did not intend to fill her home with rescue pets, but here she was, and here was a very attractive blond on her doorstep.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    120
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    Once was an Accident.

    Two was a Coincidence.

    Three...there's gotta be some Sburbnanigans going on. Kids don't just fall from the sky!

    Just when things were settling down, it became very clear that DARquius was not the only one to fall between the cracks. Be careful what you wish for.

    Spin-off of Beneath the Glitch and the Damned & Ersatz Abyss.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,590
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1,075
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    John turned more than a page.

    When a timeline is undone, what else is there to do but fall?

    When the story moves on, when the lens of the narrative fades away to black, who tells those who lived it?

    You did not want to die.

    D isn't sure if he did.

    What's one more note, shoved haphazardly into a requiem the Gods left behind? A key change that dissolves the chords into chaotic dissonance.

    Two (three) notes that were never meant to meet.

    It's not their fault Sburb and anything related sounds completely bonkers when you haven't lived it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    181,391
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    4,815
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    After getting terribly lost in the deep dark woods, you find a pale horse and her rider; enchanted, she takes you home and you two have a friendly discussion about wizards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,952
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    449
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    He vowed that he would find her and she believed him. To embark on such a journey seemed stupid yet he still did it. He was a fool to the world, but to him the only world that mattered was her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    376
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    In which Jake gets a visit from a certain Dersian noble and discovers his best friend, Dirk, has been keeping secrets from him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    245
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    [[ON A PAUSE!! RLLY OLD FANFIC AHEAD]]

    [[Here is a Homestuck Fanfiction told in the Collegestuck AU, however, non-fans can read this, too. Since I would be introducing characters from square one.]]
    John Egbert, the brother of Jade Harely, has several questions. Why does his sister and him have different surnames, and yet they are in the same family? Why do 36 people at his school are zodiac crazes, and their birthdate is the start of their favourite zodiac? Why does he see the numbers "413" practically everywhere? Why does he see spirographs of a long forgotten game everywhere he turns? Why does he have an uncontrollable urge to embrace the strong wind on stormy days? Why does he play unknown songs he has never heard before on his piano?

    John may consider himself crazy, but as a new teacher comes to this school and he has started this new experience as a college student along with his close friends, John begins to realise that everything is much more complicated than it seems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,901
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    623
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    Summary

    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Girl Examiner!

    Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.

    26 Bad Endings.
    5 Secret Bad Endings.
    2 Normal Endings.
    1 True Ending.

    Can you find them all? 8^y


    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!

    **UPDATE**

    Added a link to an HTML, CYOA-version of this fic a friend of mine did on the first chapter's summary, feel free to check it out and thank them for their work!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176,800
    Chapters:
    100/100
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    897
    Bookmarks:
    168
    Hits:
    163,149
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    Summary

    “I’m just here to sex up your lusus-figure. Don’t expect bed-time stories. Or cooking.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,046
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,590
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    Summary

    Dirk: Wake up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    216
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    Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.
    (Abandoned)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,227
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,137
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    Summary

    Aren't you something to admire; you were right here all along.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,635
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    “Okay,” AR says, and the subliminal buzz of processing picks up enough that Dirk can tell he's touched a nerve. A metaphorical nerve, anyway. “Look. One, that was the most tortured and unnecessary bro pun you've ever made. Two, I am acutely aware of how long you've been planning this stupid troll-humping shit because until I woke up as shades it was me planning it. The fuck, dude.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,886
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,542
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,580
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    301
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Sequel to "Pilfering a Heart" and "Let the Games Begin".
    Several vignettes of moments throughout the Alpha Sburb-session, culminating in the new universe and Jake meeting up with Dirk and Post-Scratch Dave in Houston over a year later, once they've adjusted to their lives in the new universe. How will Jake react to the world outside of of his island home?
    And will Jake and Dirk be able to finally admit their developing feelings?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,575
    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3,435

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