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If Your Dog Has No Nose, How Does It Smell? by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Monty Python's Flying Circus
09 Apr 2020
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Steve studied the photos arrayed in front of him, then looked up at Peggy. "What's the weapon?"
"A joke."
Steve stared at her as Bucky said, incredulously, "Are you seriously telling me a joke killed them?"
"It's been tested, Sergeant. It works. Mr Scribbler accidentally created a joke so funny that it kills people."
A killer joke. Steve wanted to bury his face in his hands and laugh. "Alright. You've developed a killer joke that can take out the Germans. What do you need me for?"
One of the British Commanders leaned forward. "The problem we're facing, Captain Rogers, is that it's a weapon almost too dangerous to use, since an ordinary man," he said meaningfully, "can only take one word."
And there it was. "You want me to learn the joke."
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SPAM JA NAI KATSURA DA by Ki_no_Shirayuki
Fandoms: Gintama, Monty Python's Flying Circus
07 Jan 2017
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In which Katsura works in a restaurant again. Parody of MPFC's infamous 1970 skit.
Using this as a cosplay skit would be much appreciated.
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My Apartment Manager Is Not an Isekai Character by KanriKyaraProject, robkelk
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24 Oct 2025
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Thanks to a multi-cause multiversal snafu, people from various works of fiction are being deposited into what would otherwise be a universe indistinguishable from real life beginning in late-2016. Trustworthy natives (including the self-insert characters of the writing circle, who are outnumbered by original characters) are originally tasked with making sure these "displacees" have a place to live, but will end up taking on additional responsibilities ... especially when some displacees decide they don't like the arrangements in their new universe. Some will jump at the call to defend their new homes. Others will refuse it. Many will not be called at all. And they all have places in this world.
My Apartment Manager Is Not an Isekai Character is a multimedia project, encompassing not only text, but also AI-generated imagery and original music.
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This fic series is based on a 2-minute Flying Circus sketch "Blood Donor" (Series 3, Episode 13 "Grandstand", about 16.30mins in.) John Cleese plays the doctor and Eric Idle is the hopeful donor who's eager to donate urine instead of blood.
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Hannibal is hungry for a particular flavor from his past so he walks into a very unusual cheese shop but finds no cheese and a very unusual cheese shop owner. Sparks fly as Hannibal tries to make a purchase. He leaves the shop without any cheese but he doesn’t leave empty-handed.
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To The Four Corners of the Earth by saturni_stellis for flowerdeluce
Fandoms: Monty Python's Flying Circus
14 Feb 2021
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A professional TV presenter with a distinguished size kink doesn't take kindly to being humiliated on his own show, and he vows vengeance...even if that does mean travelling the four corners of the earth to get it!
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Free Repetition of Doubtful Words - A Drabble (Vignette, Scene, Ficlet) Collection by apacketofseeds
Fandoms: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
20 May 2023
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A collection of triple drabbles about various (minor) Monty Python characters.
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And I Can't Get You Out Of My Dreams by thispastelpinkheart
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Monty Python's Flying Circus
11 Jan 2020
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“Yesterday, I was feeling safe, oh
All I do today is trying to be brave
And no melody can seem to soothe my mind
And now I curse you for being so sweet and so kindAnd I can't get you out of my dreams
Now I know that you're the dangerous kind
And your smile is tattooed on my mind
And I can't get you out of my dreams...”- Tattooed On My Mind (D’Sound)
This is a collection of erotic reader-insert one shots (and maybe some other surprise smut fics) about the one and only Sir Michael Edward Palin.
Each chapter caters to a different sexual fantasy and some chapters might be a continuation of a previous chapters. Every chapter has a different Palin era so feel free to pick your poison!
(It’s been a while since I’ve properly written smut, so please be kind!)
EDIT: I will no longer be continuing this series out of respect for the Palin family’s mourning for Michael’s late wife Helen. Thank you for your understanding and support for this series.
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A meeting of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things.
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The Long View by Isis for flowerdeluce
Fandoms: 17776: What Football Will Look Like in the Future - Jon Bois, Monty Python's Flying Circus
28 May 2021
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Juice introduces Nine to his second-favorite sport.
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Doctor Who and the Hodge-Podge by MacBeth
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Blake's 7, Mary Poppins - All Media Types, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Indiana Jones Series, Little Fuzzy Series - H. Beam Piper, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant - Stephen R. Donaldson, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), The Lady or the Tiger? - Frank Stockton, The Time Machine - H. G. Wells, Voyagers!, Conan the Barbarian & Related Fandoms, Mad Max Series (Movies), Darkover Series - Marion Zimmer Bradley, Dune Series - Frank Herbert, The Elric Saga - Michael Moorcock, Xanth - Piers Anthony, Witch World - Andre Norton, Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert A. Heinlein, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, The Faded Sun Series - C. J. Cherryh, Elfquest, Garfield - All Media Types, Escape from New York (Movies), Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Mark Twain, Silver John (Wellman), Marvel (Comics), Mr. Peabody & Sherman - Fandom, The Flintstones, Sapphire and Steel, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard, Humphrey Bogart - Fandom, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Robin Hood (Traditional), Les Trois Mousquetaires | The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas, ENOUGH ALREADY AUGHH
23 Mar 2014
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In 1983, we set out to write the ultimate cross-universe epic – or, as I put it, “the worst crossover fic ever written.” Did we succeed? You be the judge.
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Glorious!
I hope they found all their friends again <3
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Four Ankh-Morporkshiremen by gemothy for Macdicilla
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Monty Python's Flying Circus
19 Mar 2019
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Four weird old disaster bastards humblebrag about things they probably shouldn't. Based on the Monty Python 'Four Yorkshiremen' sketch.
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Vyvyan agrees to go with Rick to sort out some paperwork at the student office when a strange new student throws a spanner in their works.
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#RikAndAdeFest2025
Prompt 45
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They don't call it "Hard Brexit" gratuitously!
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Spanish Inquisition by Darka3363
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Monty Python's Flying Circus
13 Jun 2020
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"I have been expecting you" Says Sidious from his throne.
"Impossible!" screams the head inquisitor, more convinced than ever that archbishop was right and that this vile creature is indeed a subject of Satan.Series
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Monty Python Imagines by slavcelt4304
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1979), Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983), British Actor RPF, British Comedy RPF
12 Jun 2021
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A collection of various imagines, ranging from soft and fluffy to downright smutty, between reader and the members of Monty Python.
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Something to share, Colonel? by michaelpalinspookie
Fandoms: Monty Python RPF, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)
19 Jul 2024
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The Colonel finally decides that enough is enough. He’s finally going to go to therapy. At therapy, he meets a host of other Monty Python characters.
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I made an embroidery for my awesome grandma, it features the words Hell’s grannies in reference to the awesome monty python sketch with the same name.
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His punishment: being thrown over the pommel horse, shorts and boxers yanked down to expose his bare backside to the gymnasium’s cold air. And his crime? Talking back to the sergeant major.
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The Red Eminence by JohnAmendAll
Fandoms: Sarah Jane Adventures, Monty Python's Flying Circus
04 Apr 2012
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Rani's got a new boyfriend. Not everyone approves.
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