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    Tina pays a visit to Las Nevadas and receives a tour, unaware the president and one of his husbands have their eyes set on her.

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    "Human jobs are just stupid like that, you can't take it personally. If they can't see how amazing you are, they don't deserve you."

    "I know that..." Quackity dulled, "But, it would just feel nice, you know? Be appreciated for my work for once."

    "We appreciate your work," Karl turned his head so their foreheads were resting together.

    "Unfortunately, you don't understand anything of what I'm saying when I use legal jargon."

    "Objection!" Sapnap cried, "We know that much, see."

    "This is what I get for having two non-human boyfriends."

     

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    Quackity has a bad time. His boyfriends are there for him.

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    Wilbur Soot makes small home videos to watch of his days of dessert sand and gas station attending maybe when he would be older to remember the good times, and when he ends up in some weird other dimension with hybrids and nations he keeps the hobby going.

    (There will be about 37 chapters)

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    A... Baby..?

    Still, he could hold himself back, right? Sure, he could feel his pupils widen until his red irises were just slivers surrounding pitch black, but he had a tight grip on his own emotions and feelings, and he knew he couldn’t let himself be caught off guard by his own instincts.

    Then, he chuffed accidentally, and he knew he had lost.

    The alien- the piglet- chuffed back.

    Sounder.

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    SBI is a group of aliens that takes just about any job offers- they find they're in way over their heads when they decide to adopt a human baby they found in a crashed ship.

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    humans are space orcs PARENTHOOD STYLE

    ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN BRAINROT AGAIN

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    Tubbo stood there, and turned his head to look at the building

    Something bothered him about this place.

    He paused for a moment.

    Was there a figure there in the window?

    He blinked.

    There was nothing there.

    He was probably just hallucinating it.
    ~~~~~
    In a small town known as Essempii, everyone there is just living their lives.
    Until strange things start to happen around town, people going missing, rumors of hearing strange noises, supposed sightings of something in the forest, and who knows what else.

    Tubbo is intent on finding out what happened to the missing, despite any dangers, he searches.

    Tommy is too, but finds himself stuck back in town most of the time, while his best friend is out there investigating who knows what kinds of dangers.

    Niki is worried about everything happening, but finds herself dragged into the very heart of the mess, and is determined to find a way out.

    Karl has an idea of what's happening. He tries to help those searching from the sidelines, until he can’t any longer.

    All four try to make sure nothing else will go wrong.

    Which won’t happen, right?

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    Dream and Karl haven't hung out in forever, so they decide to meet up again to spend some one on one time together. Unfortunately, Dream's heat randomly starts way too early and it triggers Karl's rut, so the two spend the week helping each other out. Dream is sure to use birth control, not wanting to have pups yet and certainly not with an alpha as busy as Karl, but what happens when the birth control doesn't work? What happens when he finds out he's pregnant when he's home in Florida again, far away from the alpha that impregnated him in the first place?

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    Dream is the God of the Overworld and the End. As such, he often gets human sacrifices, which taste delicious.

    Well, he's handed a cage with two mortals trapped inside, and fuck, he knows these two.

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    A series of oneshots (mostly smut) because I'm bored and need too write more stuff

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    Walking home alone while it was pitch black outside was a stupid idea on George’s part, but, to be fair, this was the first time he’d ever not been a cautious person. Unfortunately, though, life isn’t fair and it only takes one slip up for you to get mugged on the corner side. George thought that that was exactly what was happening when a tall man pushed him against the hard wall of the building next to him and held a knife to his throat, but his luck was far worse than that.

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    Sapnap was experiencing difficulties in his personal and professional life. He does what he can and drived to the most isolated place he could think of. Once he gets there, he feels the pull of the ocean and he can't help but come back.

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    Quackity is a shapeshifter known as a doppleganger, a creature that can take the form of any humanoid creature. They are usually hunted down and killed, as they are considered monsters, known for bringing nothing but misery.
    But Quackity has had enough.
    He was done being a doppleganger, from this day forward he would no longer be Quackity the doppleganger, but Quackity the human. But keeping his true nature a secrets proves harder than expected.

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    Chuuya, god of Calamity and Destruction, visits the mortal realm to cool down after a fight with a fellow god. Instead of relaxation, he finds a man jumping from a bridge immune to all divine power and magic.

    This man, Dazai, turns Chuuya's world upside down. His views of the divine realm start to shift and crack as he spends more and more time with Dazai and becomes more infuriated.

    What makes the bandaged man so interesting? And why was his presence so familiar to Chuuya?

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    Quackity works at a Florist Shop trying to save up money to move out and break up with his toxic boyfriend Jschlatt, he doesn't have anywhere else to go since he doesn't have a family to help him ever since he came out as a Pansexual, till he meets this special boy, Oh what will he do now?

    Might Change The Description Later

    QuackityxSapnap Quacknap

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    Ranboo, One day after work ,accidentally somehow got into a group chat like with a press of a button?
    Now what happens.

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    Ranboo hacks into dsmp gc
    Btw this is all their personas not irl

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    A scarred hand slowly turned the page, puzzled as to what the familiar handwriting meant. The two had never really spoken to Connor before yet the onesie clad man had suddenly shown up and handed a book over, explaining that it would tell them what they needed to know before he left without another sound.

    Or; Connor gives a book to Sapnap and Quackity, penned by one Karl Jacobs.

    Or; Apollo wants to test reactions to some of her headcanons and wrote a book with a lot of italics to punish herself.
     

    Note: This story contains themes of self-harm (scratching, biting and hair tugging, though Karl's not aware of it and panic attacks), derealisation, manipulation (thanks Exdee and HD you asses) mentions of blood and mentions of death. Please keep that in mind and stay safe! Remember, this is just a story.

    If I need to tag anything else, let me know!
    This is so ooc lol

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    ckarl is not okay

    i dissociated badly writing this but i think it made for good (confusing) descriptions? im not sure. oh well. enjoy <3

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    YOU SAW THE TAGS, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. I HAVE A DEGRADTION AND PRAISING KINK SO DON'T BOTHER TELLING ME SHIT

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    Tommy is a young god, his domain being the stars and youth but nobody except a few people knows about this. He is also married to Purpled secretly and has a spider hybrid son named Shroud with only a few people knowing about it. A few months after doomsday, the two of them along with Fundy decide to leave the SMP to find a new home along with their children and for them to heal from all the trauma that they experienced. A few years later, they are living happily together in their new home. But what happens when they meet a few familiar faces that they never would have thought of meeting again.

    or,

    Tommy, Purpled, and Fundy run away from the SMP, and also Tommy is a God and a Phoenix!!

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    It had been six years sapnap thought as his boots creaked against the wood floors of the house he stepped into. It was pretty much the same old wood floors, elegant glass chandeliers, open glass-stained windows. The house was gorgeous.
    It was sapnaps childhood home. Where he had grown up, In the middle of Jefferson texas. Sadly, home was not for the faint of heart. It was haunted, very haunted.
    The old house had generations of seance, deaths, and trauma. The kitchen known for flying china, pictures would just “jump off of the walls”, some of the rooms that just had a new layer of carpet between you and runes and demonic symbols, mirrors that would have handprints in the fog after a shower, doorways where shadow figures would catch your eye just to disappear mere seconds later. Poltergeist activity was not rare for the house. Coming out of the house after a few times without seeing a glass fly, or a tv bug was just unlucky on your part, or maybe it was lucky?
    The story that he could remember the best was the one from his room, and hallway.
    A boy, with brown hair and a tan shirt. sapnap oldy remembers because he used to “talk” with the spirit. what was his name… karl?

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    It's good to have you with us, even if it's just for the day...

     


    -

     


    Or: me and my friend love the game Spiritfarer and i made this for both enjoyment and to cry over so enjoy!

    Or or: Niki and her cat Daffodil has become the new Spiritfarer and must pick up stray spirits and do their final requests before they pass on through the Everdoor! Along the way it's all people Niki had met in her life and the spirits retell their stories

     

    Title is from Exitlude by The Killers

     


    TW!!! PLS LOOK AT THE TAGS THIS COVERS DEEP TOPICS

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