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    Birthday Gift by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    20 Nov 2025

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    Dream went looking for a birthday gift, but all he found was-

    “Aww, you’ve really got nowhere to go,” George cooed. “We’ll take care of you, Quackity. We’re your owners.”

    A hateful look flickered across Quackity's face and something in Dream's belly stirred.

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    When You Really Know by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    17 Apr 2022

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    From the smile on Dream’s face, Sapnap is starting to suspect that the reason he was so excited for him to meet his friends is because it was a con to set Sapnap up with someone.

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    Sapnap meets Karl and Quackity and is instantly captivated by both of them. Too bad Quackity seems to hate him. But at least Karl looks like he’s into him.

    Right?

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    • Bookmarked by sapphirelove472

      16 Dec 2025

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      Thinking back to all the kisses, even if they weren’t directly on his mouth, the times they would hang out alone, even if they weren’t specifically called dates, and the gifts, well even Sapnap was able to point out how ridiculous the key thing was.

      Not to mention they’ve definitely slept in the same bed multiple times.

      “Oh my god. Are you fucking serious,” Quackity covers his face with his hands. So apparently he’s been dating his crush this entire time.

      He can hear both Karl and Sapnap laughing at him.

    • Bookmarked by smileysunflower

      04 Oct 2025

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    • Bookmarked by Millisie

      10 Apr 2025

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    • Bookmarked by Flanexia (Tigerplayezz)

      06 Apr 2024

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      Abo karlnapity
      Too bad Quackity seems to hate him. But at least Karl looks like he’s into him.

      Right?

    • Bookmarked by Willow (speghhitte)

      02 Mar 2024

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    Lupi’s Breakfast Bar by Anonymous

    Fandom: Dream SMP, No Fandom

    20 Nov 2025

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    The Fiancés, And Their Adventure In Adopting Traumatized Teenagers by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)  

    22 Apr 2021

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    "Oh my Gods." Quackity says, after a moment. He does not continue, just lets his mouth gape open as the information attempts to process.

    " Oh my Gods, " Karl mimics, voice high as he takes in all of this, honestly, quite obvious information. "We honking adopted three teenagers before we even got married."

     

    Aka: The fiancés unintentionally adopt three horribly, horribly traumatized kids. Because, uh, that's... what you do when you're planning a wedding?

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    Discovery by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP, Video Blogging RPF, Web Series: Tales from the SMP - Fandom  

    10 Sep 2023

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    A scarred hand slowly turned the page, puzzled as to what the familiar handwriting meant. The two had never really spoken to Connor before yet the onesie clad man had suddenly shown up and handed a book over, explaining that it would tell them what they needed to know before he left without another sound.

    Or; Connor gives a book to Sapnap and Quackity, penned by one Karl Jacobs.

    Or; Apollo wants to test reactions to some of her headcanons and wrote a book with a lot of italics to punish herself.
     

    Note: This story contains themes of self-harm (scratching, biting and hair tugging, though Karl's not aware of it and panic attacks), derealisation, manipulation (thanks Exdee and HD you asses) mentions of blood and mentions of death. Please keep that in mind and stay safe! Remember, this is just a story.

    If I need to tag anything else, let me know!
    This is so ooc lol

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    White Wine, Fine Dine And Everything On The Line by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    20 Jan 2022

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    “What's your idea then?” he asked.

    “Well, don’t laugh, I talked to Puffy, since she opened her clinic.” Sapnap started to unfold the paper, the edges a bit crinkled from being abused in his pocket.
    “And she said it sounded like we might have fallen out of love. Now, I am still absolutely head of heels for you both.” he put a hand on his chest, right over his heart “But maybe she’s right. So I wanna do this exercise she gave me.”
    “I don't think fitness is gonna fix anything.” Karl mumbled and turned the page of his menu.

    “Not that kind of exercise” Quackity mumbled back.

    He turned his head to Sapnap “What kind of exercise is it?”

    Sapnap’s cheeks turned a bit red as he showed them the paper. It was a list of questions written down in a messy handwriting that could only belong to Sapnap. “Please don’t laugh,'' he said.

    On the top of the paper it read ‘36 Questions to fall in love’.
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    Or, Sapnap wants to fix their relationship by answering 36 questions to fall in love again, so the fiances go on a date night to rediscover their fellings and secrets about each other.

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    You smile at Death, They smile back by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    24 May 2021

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    What happens when you push a child too far, when they have absolutely nothing to lose anymore?

    Tommy is so done with Dream's manipulation and all the betrayals. At this point, He welcomes Death and hopes they welcome him in return so he can finally rest.

    Death has another idea, and Tommy isn't too opposed to it.

     

    or, Tommy takes his last canon life and Death gets to play the "actual caring adult" role, sending the gremlin back to give some people a piece of their mind. A new "Angel of Death" is born.

    A.K.A. - I'm bad as summaries and this is my Reaperinnit AU

    ~•*•~{ Hiatus }~•*•~

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    Run boy Run by for SilverWing15

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    12 Mar 2022

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    Title from run boy run by Woodkid
    Upload schedule is mostly weekends and sometimes Wednesday.

     

    Then this bitch Wilbur had a small grin on his face pupils dilated in a cat-like fashion. He had to be some sort of cat hybrid with grey fur and hollow black circle prints all over his fur. He leaned closer with a tooth-filling grin and booped his nose.

     

    Tommy is a bunny hybrid trying to survive without his friends and stumbles apawn Sbi. Lots of stuff goes down, with an angry Purpled lurking in the background.

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    Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU) by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

    19 Feb 2022

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    A series of fics in which Tommy may or may not be the Blood God.

    NOTE: I used to say that these fics didn’t need to be read in order, but we’ve definitely gotten to the point where newer chapters will make a LOT more sense with context.

    Also here's a bonus scene that you can read after Phil's installment.

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    Tommy Centric Fics by ,

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

    07 Dec 2025

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    As the name suggests these are all of my fics that are Tommy centric. [:

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    Shooting Stars and Fleeting Dreams by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    16 Jan 2024

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    A... Baby..?

    Still, he could hold himself back, right? Sure, he could feel his pupils widen until his red irises were just slivers surrounding pitch black, but he had a tight grip on his own emotions and feelings, and he knew he couldn’t let himself be caught off guard by his own instincts.

    Then, he chuffed accidentally, and he knew he had lost.

    The alien- the piglet- chuffed back.

    Sounder.

    OR

    SBI is a group of aliens that takes just about any job offers- they find they're in way over their heads when they decide to adopt a human baby they found in a crashed ship.

    OR

    humans are space orcs PARENTHOOD STYLE

    ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN BRAINROT AGAIN

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    memory boys by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

    10 Feb 2023

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    in which ranboo, karl & ghostbur accidentally become friends and it becomes increasingly obvious i started this fic last summer

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    BDF's Karlnapitybur series- Mutual Guidance by

    Fandom: Dream SMP

    02 Jun 2024

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    God Foolish and His Hubbies by

    Fandom: Video Blogging RPF

    12 Sep 2022

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    A series of books that were requested by (mostly) Ry_after_dark on Twitter. This is an AU where Foolish is the Totem God and the God of the Undead with his three angels and husbands; Karl (Angel of Time), Sapnap, and Punz.

    Edit: There are now four angels that belong to Foolish! Karl (Angel of Time), Sapnap, Punz, and Boomer!
    Also, XD has three angels himself. George, Dream, and Eret all belong to XD!

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    it's tough to be a god by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    19 Jun 2021

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    In which Karl Jacobs is tired of getting used and with the help of Dream begins to realize that he’s done with playing the role of innocent, helpless mortal.

    {We’re shipping personas/characters here! Not IRL people!}

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    Iridescent by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    21 Sep 2022

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    Karl is a hundred percent human. Definitely not the eldritch personification of the concept of color, what are you talking about?

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    Four times someone almost found out that Karl Jacobs wasn’t human, and the one time they all did.

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    time travelers and gods by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    04 Feb 2022

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    Dream's Immortal. Karl's A God. Techno's in a love triangle. Phil wants to sleep with his death goddess wife - none nsfw

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    Under The Western Stars by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Tales From The SMP - Fandom  

    18 Mar 2023

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    Mason knew from the moment he set eyes on the stranger that sleep would not come to him, or at least not easily. It certainly doesn't help that Flint seemed to know more than he let on.

    Following him couldn't hurt. Maybe some of his questions could be answered.

    In which Mason secretly follows his fellow bandit in the middle of the night and ends up witnessing a very interesting conversation between him and the beautiful mysterious person known as Karl.

    (Featuring mentions of GeorgeHD and DreamXD who, unlike my other story, isn't manipulative! Woo!)

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    i cant help u with memory problems i have memory problems by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    09 Feb 2023

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    karl jacobs: WELL I’M BLEEDING AND I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING

    ranboo: WHAT
    karl jacobs: I JUST PICKED A RANDOM CONTACT AND HOPED FOR THE BEST
    ranboo: not ur

     

    ranboo: hold

     

    ranboo: FIANCES???

    ranboo: you have fiances right
    karl jacobs: IM ENGAGED??????????

    OR

    the karl jacobs-centric tag needs more works so i decided i'd do it myself ft. the other memory boy

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    who ya gonna call? my therapist by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), Minecraft (Video Game)

    28 Mar 2025

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