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It had been enough time, Dream was waiting for them.
They expected him to be in a rough condition, but not this rough.
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- Part 1 of Dream SMP One-Shots
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Quackity visited by his ex fiancé’s in Las Nevadas, in all ways except physical.
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Blood Brothers (Blood God!Tommy AU) by lockergirl
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Feb 2022
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A series of fics in which Tommy may or may not be the Blood God.
NOTE: I used to say that these fics didn’t need to be read in order, but we’ve definitely gotten to the point where newer chapters will make a LOT more sense with context.
Also here's a bonus scene that you can read after Phil's installment.
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Blood god tommy!!
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YESS 10/10 BLOODGOD TOMMY
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Karl is a hundred percent human. Definitely not the eldritch personification of the concept of color, what are you talking about?
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Four times someone almost found out that Karl Jacobs wasn’t human, and the one time they all did.
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- Part 15 of Belle's Dream SMP Fics
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Dream Team Smut Fics by blackberry_writes, orphan_account
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Apr 2022
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Shooting Stars and Fleeting Dreams by fishbonesart
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jan 2024
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A... Baby..?
Still, he could hold himself back, right? Sure, he could feel his pupils widen until his red irises were just slivers surrounding pitch black, but he had a tight grip on his own emotions and feelings, and he knew he couldn’t let himself be caught off guard by his own instincts.
Then, he chuffed accidentally, and he knew he had lost.
The alien- the piglet- chuffed back.
Sounder.
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SBI is a group of aliens that takes just about any job offers- they find they're in way over their heads when they decide to adopt a human baby they found in a crashed ship.
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humans are space orcs PARENTHOOD STYLE
ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN BRAINROT AGAIN
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Gnawing on the bars on my enclosure in a pitiful attempt to read more...
THIS IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL. PHENOMENAL. I'm subscribed
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Tommy had never known a life without his pod, without his parents. But when he wakes up one morning to find his home and nest destroyed and his parents, as well as the rest of his pod, missing. Life doesn’t look promising anymore. He’s too young to be on his own by himself. So he shivers and starves in his ruined nest.
Wilbur was honestly not sure how it came to be. One moment he was enjoying a brisk swim along the coast, something he rarely did, and the next he was hearing the desperate calls of a lone mer pup. Next thing he knew the tiny thing was in his arms. Well, more like his palms. The pup was so small as were all tropical mer were when compared to Wilbur’s large size. That’s what happened when you were born and raised in the deep abysses of the ocean. But he had found this pup, and he was going to take care of them.
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Tommy is baby mer and woke up to being abandoned. SBI comes in and saves him, but will Tommy like it?
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- Part 2 of SBI [:
- Part 2 of Tommy Centric Fics
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Ch 9
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Look at maybe
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Discovery by Imperfect_Apollo
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), DreamSMP, Video Blogging RPF, Web Series: Tales from the SMP - Fandom
10 Sep 2023
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A scarred hand slowly turned the page, puzzled as to what the familiar handwriting meant. The two had never really spoken to Connor before yet the onesie clad man had suddenly shown up and handed a book over, explaining that it would tell them what they needed to know before he left without another sound.
Or; Connor gives a book to Sapnap and Quackity, penned by one Karl Jacobs.
Or; Apollo wants to test reactions to some of her headcanons and wrote a book with a lot of italics to punish herself.
Note: This story contains themes of self-harm (scratching, biting and hair tugging, though Karl's not aware of it and panic attacks), derealisation, manipulation (thanks Exdee and HD you asses) mentions of blood and mentions of death. Please keep that in mind and stay safe! Remember, this is just a story.
If I need to tag anything else, let me know!
This is so ooc lolSeries
- Part 2 of Tales of The Scribe
- Part 3 of Have some block men
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Karl thought he was only gone for a few days, maybe a week at most. A lot can change in a week after all.
A lot more changes in two years though.
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- Part 1 of ◊ Fiances Trio ◊
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re flashero mal esto
cap 11
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Dream, Nightmare and Dee shenanigans ensue. Karl is there to stir some stuff up as well :)
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Tubbo stood there, and turned his head to look at the building
Something bothered him about this place.
He paused for a moment.
Was there a figure there in the window?
He blinked.
There was nothing there.
He was probably just hallucinating it.
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In a small town known as Essempii, everyone there is just living their lives.
Until strange things start to happen around town, people going missing, rumors of hearing strange noises, supposed sightings of something in the forest, and who knows what else.Tubbo is intent on finding out what happened to the missing, despite any dangers, he searches.
Tommy is too, but finds himself stuck back in town most of the time, while his best friend is out there investigating who knows what kinds of dangers.
Niki is worried about everything happening, but finds herself dragged into the very heart of the mess, and is determined to find a way out.
Karl has an idea of what's happening. He tries to help those searching from the sidelines, until he can’t any longer.
All four try to make sure nothing else will go wrong.
Which won’t happen, right?
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- Part 1 of The enigmas of several sagas -- Enigma
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Chaos (Dreamsmp group chat) DISCONTINUED by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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This is going to be bad but here we go. Rated teen for language
Dream created a new group chatDream added Sapnap and 11 others
Dream: HI
Sapnap: thanks i hate it
Sapnap: these names are almost as boring as gogy
Tommy: ^
Tommy: DON"T MAKE FUN OF GOGY!!!
Eret: this was a very big mistake dream
Dream: yeah I'm starting to see that now
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Never before has anyone so twisted came onto the villain scene.
When a new organisation- Discord- arises in the city of Manberg, top heroes of the SBI work tirelessly to bring them to justice, not realising that the group of kids they recently met are the twisted minds behind the organisation.
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Bench trio are the leaders of a villain organisation that wants to tear apart the city (not literally) but SBI (and Dream Team) keep getting in the way and eventually adopt their civilian personas.
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- Part 1 of Pull the Strings
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- 28/28
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A pretty good take on the villain scene, decent yk
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Working at a bakery during the day. Vigilante at night. Work during the day. Vigilante at night. Tommy gets surprise adopted by the most notorious villains in the city because they're concerned for their favorite civilian.
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- Part 3 of Hero/Vigilante Multiverse
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Superhero pog
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Pull the Strings by orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, DreamSMP, mcyt, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Feb 2024
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“Hey, Q!” Sapnap calls. “This cute thing won’t come off!”
“Sap, what the hell is that?” Quackity nearly squawks.
“I dunno! It just latched onto me,” Sapnap giggles, hands hovering at his sides. “It’s cute, right?”
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In which Sapnap inherits a cabin from his estranged great aunt, he and Quackity go on a hike in the woods, and a loopy purple person(?) latches onto them and won't let go.
But he's cute, so it's fine.
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An (amateur) exercise in Chekhov's gun featuring Karlnapity. Inspired by this post on Twitter by @chaikavsky: How They Met
UNFINISHED DUE TO WILBUR SOOT BEING AN ABUSIVE DICKHEAD
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If We Get Out Alive, Don't Question Me by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Mar 2022
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A mass murder sweeps through the empire, a birthday celebration is held, and a kidnapping takes the empire by storm.
The third prince, Thomas Innes Wisterion tumbles through a storm of emotions and secrets that shouldn't have been shared, and the only thing he can do is wait...Somewhere else, a man named Cornelius wakes for the hundredth time
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- Part 1 of If We Get Out, I Think I Might Disappear
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The Fiancés, And Their Adventure In Adopting Traumatized Teenagers by HonkAus
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Apr 2021
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"Oh my Gods." Quackity says, after a moment. He does not continue, just lets his mouth gape open as the information attempts to process.
" Oh my Gods, " Karl mimics, voice high as he takes in all of this, honestly, quite obvious information. "We honking adopted three teenagers before we even got married."
Aka: The fiancés unintentionally adopt three horribly, horribly traumatized kids. Because, uh, that's... what you do when you're planning a wedding?
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Adorable 😌
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My Void Deity AU :3c
Featuring an assortment of divine angst and suffering <3
Title from A Confession and Other Religious Writings by Leo Tolstoy
Today or tomorrow sickness and death will come (and they had already arrived) to those dear to me, and to myself, and nothing will remain other than the stench and the worms. Sooner or later my deeds, whatever they may have been, will be forgotten and will no longer exist. What is all the fuss about then?
It's a stupidly good collection of Tolstoy's thoughts. He was cooking (depressed) (depressed but calling it philosophy)
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