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    When Tommy opened his little shop, he never expected it to be a hotspot for people, who frankly, get into weird situations.
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    Or: Tommy is a regular cafe owner, who just so happens to have the ability to see the future. Technoblade is a man who's life he's accidentally saved on multiple occasions.

    Bellator is a supervillain who's not so keen on letting his new trump card go.

     

    Check titled chapters for updates!

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    He wasn’t thinking clearly — not since the moment he walked into the room, and as his eyes trailed over Sapnap all he could think about was doing something so incredibly stupid.

    “Teach me.” Karl breathed out, not as a question or a suggestion, but as a command. He looked directly into Sapnap’s eyes as he said it, and even though it was barely above a whisper, the way that Sapnap’s eyebrows raised indicated that he had definitely heard it.

    “Teach you?” Sapnap repeated, a playful smile creeping its way onto his lips. There were the smallest traces of a chuckle as he then said, “You’re not serious.”

    “I am.” Karl said, lifting his chin up.

    “You’re not.” Sapnap deadpanned.

    Insistent, Karl stepped forward, “If you’re so good at kissing… then teach me.”

    Sapnap offhandedly mentions that the reason all of Karl's dates aren't working out is because he's bad at kissing, and Karl is desperate to prove him wrong, even if that means asking him for help.

     

    title from "Sugar We're Goin Down" by Fall Out Boy

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    "You lied to me! " Tommy hissed, pressing his back against the window with his hands gripping on the frame.

     

    The monster creeping closer with their jet black wings slightly spreading to prevent him from running in other direction.

     

    "Oh, hatchling. Your remembering wrong..." They spoke softly, making Tommy flare up. His wings ruffling while he bared his teeth at them.

     

    "You tricked me! You... You knew! You knew! And you used it to your advantage!" He shouldn't had screamed, it wasn't the best course of action but he was blinded by emotions.

     

    The feeling of betrayal left a bitter taste on his mouth.

     

    Suddenly a hand brushed his cheek, his bird side had immobilized him. Traitor... All of them!

     

    "My little phoenix, your are mine to own and mine to take care off... Such a lovely gift you are"

     

    How could had it gone so wrong.

     

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    A fic inspired by 'kings to you by flustered"
    https://archiveofourown.org/users/Flustered/pseuds/Flustered

    Check then out and also inspired by "The Secret of Being Colorful by bitsinboots"
    https://archiveofourown.org/users/bitsinboots/pseuds/bitsinboots

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    A series of fics in which Tommy may or may not be the Blood God.

    NOTE: I used to say that these fics didn’t need to be read in order, but we’ve definitely gotten to the point where newer chapters will make a LOT more sense with context.

    Also here's a bonus scene that you can read after Phil's installment.

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    Tommy was living his life happily on the streets until he met a friendly neighborhood alien named Dream.
    Absolutely nothing goes wrong after that.

    Space travel, aliens, adventure, and of course a bit of angst

    ✨Completed✨

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    Tommy was handed a small flyer in printed in black and white, with the words “POETRY NIGHT - OPEN MIC” splayed across the front in bubbled font. He fumbled with his binder as he took it, eyes wide as he said, “are you sure? I mean, I love poetry and all, but I don’t think-I’m not sure—what if I can’t write poetry?”

    Mr. Sam’s dark eyes softened, and he reached out to place a hand on Tommy’s shoulder, squeezing it gently. “Everyone has to start somewhere; every poet, from me to Rudy Francisco, started off without knowing a clue about what we were doing. Tommy, it’s not about if you can or cannot write poetry, it’s about if you want to.”

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    The performance poetry AU in which Tommy joins a slam team and finds a home in the arts.

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    Ranboo jabs a pointed finger into his friend's chest. “You got singe marks all over me! And I really liked this shirt...”

    Tubbo sticks out his tongue and laughs, his palms suddenly erupting in rich cyan flame. “But the crowd loved it! Everyone, cheer if you want to see me light Ranboo’s hair on fire!”

    Predictably, the audience goes wild.

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    OR: The one where Techno, Phil, and Wilbur are a group of smoke-and-mirrors stage magicians whose monopoly over the entertainment industry is threatened one day by a new trio of rookie performers—except, these kids might actually be real witches, with real magic powers...?!

    … Nahhhh. Wilbur is determined to expose Alchemysteria and their impossible tricks for what they are—tricks! Illusions! Lies! One of these days, he’ll catch them unawares, and then they’ll be sorry…

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    Tommy is a runaway working illegally at a tavern. He has a plan to stay low, stay hidden in plain sight, and to make sure nobody finds out about his most guarded secret.

    Too bad nobody informs the Emperors of the Antarctic Empire about this plan.

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    Summer has hit, and Tommy Soot-Watson is all too excited to jump right back into the high-action life of Spiderman, especially now that he's got his support system by his side. But secrets are bubbling just underneath the surface, and a mysterious new villain is set to put everyone on edge.

    Tommy's not scared, though. He's got this.

    (or, the spiderman tommy SEQUEL that some people actually did want this time! lies, intrigue, and tommyinnit angst. what more could you ask for!?)

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    "The spider bite is still pulsing, and Tommy hopes that whatever venom he’s been injected with doesn’t, say, end his very short life where he stands. Or, well, lays. Eventually, though, the exhaustion wins over, and Tommy’s stomach churns with anxiety. He really hopes Phil’s not going to come in with acetaminophen in the morning to find him dead. That would be a rather shitty experience for the both of them."

     

    In which crimes will be fought, predictable enemies and unlikely allies alike will be made, and tiny cow plushies will be revered.

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    Spiders are both overlooked and feared. They spin their webs, catch their kills and move on. Some hunt, finding their prey and stalking until the kill.

    Tommy’s not a Huntsman Spider anymore, though. He made sure of that when the skies bled black with smoke and the horizon was stained with orange and red.

    From a class of twenty-eight to a class of one.

     

    Or, Tommy has escaped the Red Room, only to stumble into the lives of a family of Villains, who want him to join their ranks, a corrupt businessman and his makeshift family and a bunch of Heroes, who swear they want to help him.

     

    Now with a Sequel: Come in from the Cold, Huntsman.

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    “Sorry Quackity and Karl, but we have to break up. Dreamy, you’re my new husband now.” Dream laughed as Quackity gaped at Sapnap and Karl laughed. 

    Techno huffed from behind him. “What about me?”

    “Sorry, pig boy, but the boy is mine.” Dream didn’t have to turn around to know Techno was glaring, and it only made him laugh harder. The warning bell rang and Dream wiped the tears out of the corners of his eyes, his sides hurting from how hard he was laughing. “Seriously, Dreamy, you look good!”

    The blond smiled gratefully. “Thank you, Sapnap, now go to class, you can’t be late or you’ll get detention again.” Sapnap groaned before walking to his class, his two boyfriends following. Dream quickly walked towards his own class, Techno following closely behind. The only good thing about having math class bright and early in the morning is the fact that Techno’s also in the class, but it also means-

    “Holy shit, Dream, why do you look hot?!”

    … Punz is in there too.

    Maybe wearing this dress without a little warning wasn't the best idea.

    Or: Dream willingly wears a dress to school and people simp

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    The first time the guy came into the coffee shop, he didn't even make eye contact with Karl. The second time, he was dragging along a guy in a bright green sweatshirt. The third, he gave Karl a fake name, and yet Karl was halfway in love before he walked out the door.
    (Seriously, what kinda name is Sapnap anyway?)

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    dream never stays dead.

    a weekend trip to his cabin on the lake goes horribly, terrifyingly wrong and, for the first time, dream wishes that he did stay dead. the people he seeks vengeance on for what was done to him will wish the same before it's all over.

    technoblade never dies.

    putting his ability to use, he tracks down killers and puts a stop to their rampage. a new killer, leaving behind a smiley face drawn in blood, has struck and techno seeks to stop them.

    when the two paths cross, neither could predict what happens.

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    The title really explains it all, I think.
    These are just snippets of things that could've happened if Grian had been on the DSMP. If you have any ideas/requests for scenes or arcs you want to see, let me know and I'll write it :D

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    The manhunt for Dream was . . . not going well.

    You’d think being an eldritch deity with literal eyes everywhere would make things easier.

    But no.

    Cause nothing is ever that easy.

    Grian sighed and let his head thump against the table. Another area of the server had been looked over with a fine-toothed comb, and you know what he found?

    A snow fox.

    Adorable, but not quite what he was looking for.

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    He had a notification glaring at him from his inbox.

    Mr. Not Found: Hi :] Just wanted to make sure you’re still available for tonight. I really wanna hear your voice again.

    “Ah, shit,” Dream muttered. He pulled up the dialogue box and typed out a response.

    Dream: Hi Princess! I’m good to go, I just got stuck in traffic. Give me two minutes? 😘

    Mr. Not Found: Sure thing! The link is live whenever you’re ready. Same one as usual. Can’t wait to talk to you.

    Dream, the idiot, smiled to himself at the response.

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    Dream has been slowly befriending his favorite camboy for a year. When the camboy tells him he’s moving to Dream’s city, he has to figure out what to do with all these Feelings.

    AKA, the DNF camboy AU no one asked for but everyone needs.

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    Now, a ways away from that curséd place
    yet still in sight of sins from the red base,
    stands a brobdingnagian red hotel
    where many vagabonds around do dwell
    Exploded, defamed, shut down all the same
    No smirches: the Big Innit hotel name
    Meeting place, beacon, a new journey
    Foreign voice calls them to Serenity
    Nothing remains in the Wreck of the home
    and so ends this tale I write in our tome
    Who joins, but myself, some friends and some foes
    now all pilgrims to a land no one knows

    The DreamSMP ensemble gear up to head to a mysterious new place called Serenity they heard about over the radio... All of these people in one place-- a recipe for disaster

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    Young, lonely George Davidson discovers he can use an old telephone to communicate with a boy living fifty years in the past.

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    Og creator is astronomika

    Originally posted on Jan 8th 2021 and completed jan 18th 2021 but was taken off the internet for reasons I don't know.

    I genuinely dont care who sees this. I uploaded this for myself from a pdf I saved 4 years ago. Disagree? Don't comment.

    Feel free to bookmark or save I don't care

    Original link is: http://archiveofourown.org/works/28631172

    A copy: https://web.archive.org/web/20210114220025/https://archiveofourown.org/works/28631172/chapters/70178004

    Another copy: https://archive.org/details/flowers-from-1970/page/n1/mode/2up

    No idea whats wrong w the formatting sorry

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    Jun 6th update: i finished this thing and will be orphaning it. I want no connection of this fic to my main ao3 acc.

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