81 - 100 of 18,352 Bookmarked Items in Karl Jacobs

Navigation

List of Bookmarks

  1. 10

    you think i’m toxic? baby I’m so much more than just that by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    08 Jul 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    PUAHAHAHA THE TITLE IS SIMPLY BECAUSE RANBOO HATES THE AUDIO HAHAHAHA

     

     

    Ranboo works alone. He likes working alone.

    He kills alone. He tortures alone.

    He only works with a handful of people he trusts and knows, and even then they’ll tell you he doesn’t talk nor act alongside them.

    Ranboo likes being alone. So why. Why do these heroes keep running after him? Why do these villains keep asking for more information on him? Why do these vigilantes follow him?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,306
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    881

  2. *

    The (mis)adventures of Mommyinnit, 16 year old Philza and deaged SMP by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF  

    07 Sep 2021

    Tags
    Summary

    Dream asked the entire SMP to meet up by the Community House, because he wanted to show them something. When they learn that he found an old spellbook, they tried to cast a spell.

    When Tommy comes back from his ancient debris hunting only to find the entire server as toddlers, and a boy his age who claims to be Philza, what could possibly go wrong?

    Well, out of all the things that could happend, he certianly wasn't ready for his hotel turning into a daycare.

     

    This is a family friendly AU, so nothing after the first war happend. Dream isn't an asshole, the egg is still underground, and the election happend but no-one was exiled. This takes place at the time after the doomsday, but because Jschlatt isn't a bitch and is actually a good president, that never happend.
     

    Cross-posted on wattpad

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,027
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    256
    Kudos:
    1,893
    Bookmarks:
    236
    Hits:
    29,746

  3. *

    Hush Now (You Were Lost but Now You’re Found) by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    09 Apr 2023

    Tags
    Summary

    Red Chaos was the name the world had bestowed upon him, and Dream had laughed as he dragged Tommy down against his chest in a rough sprawl back against the couch, squeezing him tight after their first official mission together.

    Tommy had done good and Dream had been proud.

    -

    Siren shifts, a look Tommy can’t be bothered to understand flashing briefly before his shoulders roll into a shrug.

    “You saved my life.”

    I know, Tommy thinks, lips drawing back in an ugly grimace. It ruined mine.

    -

    The morning paper lies discarded on the couch beside him with black bold headlines:

    RED CHAOS: HERO OR VILLAIN?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    301,343
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Collections:
    110
    Comments:
    8,871
    Kudos:
    32,594
    Bookmarks:
    5,369
    Hits:
    1,560,261

  4. *

    withered by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    22 Sep 2021

    Tags
    Summary

    Secretary of State Tubbo Underscore only wants the best for his country. He spies on his leader, endures constant mistreatment, and does his absolute best to make sure their neighbours remain allies rather than enemies. But after he loses his second life in an interrogation gone horribly wrong and the rebels are nowhere to be found, he decides to take matters into his own hands.

    President Schlatt never stood a chance.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,459
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    857
    Bookmarks:
    253
    Hits:
    17,236

  5. *

    [please stop texting me i'm in class] by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF  

    29 Jun 2021

    Tags
    Summary

    [dreamlmao has added seventeen new members to "HELP"]

    dreamlmao: what up whores

    georgenotfound: I am going to beat you to death with my bare hands

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,230
    Chapters:
    80/100
    Comments:
    7,335
    Kudos:
    9,098
    Bookmarks:
    711
    Hits:
    248,555

  6. *

    Come in from the Cold, Huntsman by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    08 Aug 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    The ground beneath Tommy’s feet gives way as he watches the chains slam onto their wrists.

    Something violently breaks inside him. His breath catches in his lungs and he struggles to keep upright.

    “What crimes?” Phil snaps as a muzzle is clipped over Wilbur’s mouth and Techno is forced into a reinforced straight-jacket. “Get the fuck off of me!”

    A trident is placed under Phil’s chin and Tommy can feel his heart shatter.

     

    Or, Tommy is free of the Red Room, only for his past to come knocking, bringing with it more trouble than he could have ever predicted.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    173,413
    Chapters:
    38/38
    Collections:
    12
    Comments:
    2,597
    Kudos:
    3,805
    Bookmarks:
    646
    Hits:
    157,195

  7. *

    Of Empty Hearths and Empty Homes by Anonymous for Fozzy

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    23 Jan 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    Tommy is a runaway working illegally at a tavern. He has a plan to stay low, stay hidden in plain sight, and to make sure nobody finds out about his most guarded secret.

    Too bad nobody informs the Emperors of the Antarctic Empire about this plan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    114,501
    Chapters:
    18/25
    Collections:
    20
    Comments:
    1,423
    Kudos:
    6,355
    Bookmarks:
    1,387
    Hits:
    171,314

  8. 21

    [Comic] Scarecrow Series: When the Sun, Stars, and Moon Align by for Marrow_and_Bone

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    06 Apr 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    Karl had gone into the basement to enchant his cloak only to find it missing. He asks the others if they have seen it only to end up empty handed once more. Although, he has yet to ask Quackity, maybe he knows where it is. Speaking of which, where is Quackity...?

    OR

    quackity steals karl's cloak, karl finds him and smut ensues

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    273
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    5,136

  9. 9

    don't be silly, ghosts aren't real by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    28 Nov 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    What happens when a father and son duo move into a house inhabited by two ghosts? Chaos, fighting, doubt, the whole nine yards. Prepare for the ride of a lifetime, complete with an auspicious apparition, a playful phantom, an apprehensive adolescent, and a fanatic father.

    check tags for trigger warnings, chapter specific content/trigger warnings will be listed in the notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,713
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    3,386

  10. *

    Storgē by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    05 Jul 2021

    Tags
    Summary

    “Fucking—let—me—go!” he snarls, wrapping both hands around the length of the rope, painfully aware of the laughter ringing through the trees; the sounds of feet crashing through bracken; and Tommy—he doesn’t understand why the rope isn’t burning, why the frayed strands aren’t catching—it’s just a length of rope used for hunting, its not important enough to be enchanted, no one would waste coin enchanting rope to make it fireproof when it’s only use is to be part of a snare and nothing more.

    The voices are getting louder and Tommy is running out of time.
    There’s a trail of smoke where something just barely catches alight and Tommy doesn’t bother with a cry of victory—not when he’s not free, not when he’s still suspended up in the air, dangling by his foot, trying to burn through his shoe so that he can gain favour towards escape or free his knife—

    “Oh my god Techno, your snare caught a child!”

    Or: Tommy is running from his past, and finds family along the way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    139,881
    Chapters:
    36/36
    Collections:
    32
    Comments:
    2,219
    Kudos:
    7,654
    Bookmarks:
    1,568
    Hits:
    237,489

  11. *

    Incidental Fatherhood by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

    07 Jul 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    The setting, for the moment, is a house on the edge of town, bordered closely by the forest. Our characters are as follows: Philza Minecraft, immortal Angel of Death, loving father of the slightly less immortal Wilbur Soot. Wilbur is an aspiring musician, intent on traveling the many worlds to share his music and his ideals. His father plans to go with him to watch him achieve greatness, just as he has always known his little boy would be capable of doing. Our third character, and the focus of our story, is one Technoblade. The Blood God, Slayer of Armies, Feller of Unjust Regimes.

    However, a foe is about to join the party.

    That foe being a three-month-old mortal infant by the name of Tommy Innit. A nuisance, if you were to ask our protagonist. A nuisance he will undoubtedly grow fond of.

    ----

    FOREVER UNFINISHED. RIP INCIDENTAL FATHERHOOD I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83,918
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Collections:
    13
    Comments:
    1,093
    Kudos:
    5,411
    Bookmarks:
    944
    Hits:
    134,770

  12. 29

    Strands by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Video Blogging RPF  

    07 Jul 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    “I’m SpiderMan,” the boy announced dramatically, and the thief nodded in recognition. He put a piece of cinnamon gum in his mouth as he spoke.

    “You’re that kid who’s been trying to stop the crime, right?” The criminal deadpanned, smacking the gum loudly. “With your strings of cum or whatever?”

    “How fucking dare you,” SpiderMan gasped, bringing a hand to his chest in offense. “Trying? I am successful, fuck you.”

    -OR-

    Tommy Innit is SpiderMan. Only, he's not the only one. :)
    (DSMP SpiderVerse AU!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,375
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    183
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4,907

  13. *

    I'd Tell You The Truth (If I Thought I Could) by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    14 Jul 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    Tommy Innit decides to try to get a job at the hero building.
    The only problem is that he's a vigilante.

    Because of course he is.
    Because everyone writes TommyInnit Vigilante AU's, and I am not immune to this.
    This fic has a discord! Hope to see you there.

     

    All characters in this fic are based on the characters from the Dream SMP, not the content creators
    (Especially Wilbur. Screw Wilbur. My character now)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    565,589
    Chapters:
    74/74
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    1,480
    Kudos:
    2,208
    Bookmarks:
    258
    Hits:
    77,495

  14. *

    The Wither Effect by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    02 Apr 2021

    Tags
    Summary

     Sapnap was not expecting to find Logstedshire’s portal broken in the nether. He cautiously walked around the portal and picked up the missing obsidian and lit the portal with his fire magic. 

     As Sapnap exited the portal, he was met with ash and the smell of fresh dirt. It looked like a bomb had gone off. Sapnap felt dread creep up his spine as he cautiously walked by the tent and came face to face with the crater that once housed the log home.

     But that wasn’t what held his attention.

     There was a tower of cobble, planks, and dirt that reached past the clouds. Below the tower, there was a small crater of sand and blood.

     Sapnap felt sick.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,797
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    9
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    2,100
    Bookmarks:
    420
    Hits:
    16,708

  15. 16

    What Makes A Hero? by

    Fandom: Dream SMP

    27 Aug 2025

    Summary

    In a world where (almost) every human is born with three unique powers they're destined to unlock by the age of five, a society of heroes, villains, vigilantes, and everything in between has emerged - with a system in place that can allow anyone (provided they can afford it) to save the world.
    Some would think this a utopia, but it very sincerely is not.
    At least, that's the opinion of four young trainees, currently enrolled in a school meant to teach them to be heroes.
    Who are these students?

    A boy who grew up with powers that left him constantly in his best friend's shadow.
    A boy who was left to be raised by his older brother, barely getting by, watching the world turn a blind eye to his family.
    A boy from beyond our world, unable to return home, with nothing left but his memories...
    ...And a boy who doesn't even know his own name.

    In this world they live in, what are they meant to do?
    Well, they could either become the solution...
    Or benefit off of the problem.
    Unfortunately, the latter is far easier.

    Words:
    445,506
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    16

  16. 16

    We Have Sex by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    11 Dec 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    sapnap: petition for dream to stop talking

    quack: id sign that in a heartbeat

    karljacobs: im going to make a gofundme

    dreamxd: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

    george: lol

    —

    or, i finally gave in to the dark side and wrote a chat fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,007
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    135
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,249

  17. *

    There Are Monsters Nearby by

    Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series  

    08 Nov 2024

    Tags
    Summary

    The day after Scar breaks up with Grian, the dead come back to life. Knowing that venturing out alone is a death sentence, the sudden onset of the apocalypse forces them to stick together despite the tensions between them. In the wreckage of the world, they're forced to survive side-by-side, coming to terms with the fact that—try as they might—there's no one they trust more than each other.

    “Go!” Grian shouts as the monster charges, putting his whole force into the blow.

    Scar watches, frozen stiff as Grian fights until blood and gore and viscera mark the creature up like a Pollock painting.

    “What are you waiting for?!” Grian snaps when he finally notices that Scar is still standing there. He grips his weapon tight and attacks a final time, slamming the zombie down—good and dead—and standing panting over top of it, strained but victorious. He starts rushing from the scene, calling back for Scar over his shoulder. “Run!”

    And in a way that’s as familiar to him as breathing, Scar chases after him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    385,623
    Chapters:
    42/42
    Comments:
    2,433
    Kudos:
    3,684
    Bookmarks:
    627
    Hits:
    142,569

  18. 22

    You Set My Heart Aflutter by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    20 Jul 2022

    Tags
    Summary

    EYO SO LIKE- this is straight (haha funny you get it straight haha) waffling BUT what if we got a superhero tnt duo au, they’re leading double lives, and they’re in love when they’re like in their superhero identities and both know that they fancy each other but they can’t get together because YKNOW secrecy and stuff and THEN their human selves are like hooking up on a pretty consistent basis, no strings attached and want to get to know each other better but neither Wilbur or Quackity can do that because they’re already in love with the superhero people BUT ITS LEGIT THE SAME PERSON-

    ----------------------------------

    that's it. that's the plot. oh- also accurate greek mythology-based superheroes. then that's it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,397
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    252
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    4,315

  19. 8

    The Nexus by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series)  

    12 Nov 2025

    Tags
    Summary

    Content Creator Quackity is a lot of things: Funny, Kind, Charismatic, and sometimes Great Under Pressure. That is when the under pressure isn’t having been somehow transported to the DSMP and having to play your DSMP counterpart. It also doesn’t help that the one man who can help you is the DSMP versions old rival Wilbur Soot.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,315
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    844

  20. *

    God Knows I Am Dissonance (Waiting To Be Swiftly Pulled Into Tune) by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    31 Mar 2023

    Tags
    Summary

    Grian liked to think that he had mentally closed the book on all things TommyInnit. Unfortunately, things don't work that way, not for him, not when his past has always been hovering on the edges of his awareness, waiting for a moment to rush back in.

    Really, the only thing Grian has been doing in the year since Tommy died has been running from everything he didn't want to confront. He forgot that when you're running from something, it means they have the chance to catch up.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    133,970
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    429
    Kudos:
    1,063
    Bookmarks:
    125
    Hits:
    23,983

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags
Include Bookmarker's Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags
Exclude Bookmarker's Tags

More Options

?
?
Bookmark types
Submit

Clear Filters

Navigation