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Chaos (Dreamsmp group chat) DISCONTINUED by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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This is going to be bad but here we go. Rated teen for language
Dream created a new group chatDream added Sapnap and 11 others
Dream: HI
Sapnap: thanks i hate it
Sapnap: these names are almost as boring as gogy
Tommy: ^
Tommy: DON"T MAKE FUN OF GOGY!!!
Eret: this was a very big mistake dream
Dream: yeah I'm starting to see that now
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Pull the Strings by orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, DreamSMP, mcyt, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Feb 2024
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“Hey, Q!” Sapnap calls. “This cute thing won’t come off!”
“Sap, what the hell is that?” Quackity nearly squawks.
“I dunno! It just latched onto me,” Sapnap giggles, hands hovering at his sides. “It’s cute, right?”
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In which Sapnap inherits a cabin from his estranged great aunt, he and Quackity go on a hike in the woods, and a loopy purple person(?) latches onto them and won't let go.
But he's cute, so it's fine.
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An (amateur) exercise in Chekhov's gun featuring Karlnapity. Inspired by this post on Twitter by @chaikavsky: How They Met
UNFINISHED DUE TO WILBUR SOOT BEING AN ABUSIVE DICKHEAD
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If We Get Out Alive, Don't Question Me by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Mar 2022
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A mass murder sweeps through the empire, a birthday celebration is held, and a kidnapping takes the empire by storm.
The third prince, Thomas Innes Wisterion tumbles through a storm of emotions and secrets that shouldn't have been shared, and the only thing he can do is wait...Somewhere else, a man named Cornelius wakes for the hundredth time
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- Part 1 of If We Get Out, I Think I Might Disappear
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My Void Deity AU :3c
Featuring an assortment of divine angst and suffering <3
Title from A Confession and Other Religious Writings by Leo Tolstoy
Today or tomorrow sickness and death will come (and they had already arrived) to those dear to me, and to myself, and nothing will remain other than the stench and the worms. Sooner or later my deeds, whatever they may have been, will be forgotten and will no longer exist. What is all the fuss about then?
It's a stupidly good collection of Tolstoy's thoughts. He was cooking (depressed) (depressed but calling it philosophy)
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Just a bunch of stories of Sapnap being a slut for his boyfriends.
Current WIP (Work in Progress) Story:
* N/ACheck Sapnap's _______ Harem Ideas for updates, book ideas, and future books in the series!
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Death follows Karl Jacobs wherever he goes. It seems just as quickly as the sugar baby appears, wrapped in the arms of one rich client or another, his sugar daddies die in mysterious ways just as fast.
Quackity knows Karl Jacobs is trouble. His bodyguard and boyfriend, Sapnap, has warned him against his idea. It's stupid, it'll get the casino owner and so called 'king' of Las Nevadas killed.
But Quackity has to know the truth, even if that means his death comes from rosy lips and lithe hips.
There's more to this Karl Jacobs, however.
And, as it turns out, there's more to Quackity as well.
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"It seemed like a good idea at the time."
There was no artifice, no lie - not that there could have been, not with a fae. Not for the first time, Technoblade wished the boy was a bit better at using his supposed silver tongue to get out of trouble. Wilbur could out-maneuver members of parliament with his quick wit and twisting prose, but Tommy - Tommy depended too much on his big blue eyes and hang-dog expression to get out of trouble.
It wasn't going to work this time.
The man pinched the bridge of his nose, eyes squeezed shut, and sucked in a deep breath. "Tommy, you got a tattoo from a stranger. I told you that if you ever wanted one-"
"To come to you, I know, I know!" Tommy threw his arms up, then winced when the new tattoo on his shoulder burned with the movement. He grimaced at his shoulder, where there was supposed to be a 'super pog sun rising over an ocean of alliums', but it looked more like an orange sitting in a bowl of squashed grapes. "I fucked up. Can you fix it?"
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Tommy gets a bad tattoo and goes to his favorite artist to try and get it fixed, featuring magical creatures!
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- Part 9 of Blocky Bois Are Oddly Inspiring
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"Chaos Amoungst the Shrooms" (Discontinued) by Maple_Fair
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
03 Mar 2025
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(based off a wild comment from @urfav.dreamstan on tiktok, that went from joke to serious and now we are here )
"Tommy, do you know who your real parents?" inquired Drista.
"I thought I did! Do you know who my real parents are?" exclaimed Tommy, very confused.
Drista floated over to Tommy with a sly grin on her face.
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A god and mortal have a demi-god child which is Tommy, but guess who the parents are! :D
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Fresh Deck (FOREVER DISCONTINUED) by Buba_Pluto
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
14 Dec 2021
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The old speakers crackle across the abandoned metal platform, yelling for the criminals arrest. The high fast winds of this planet rush past his face, fueling him. The guards stand, about 20 of them, blasters charged and pointed directly at him. The head commander begins the count down,
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Basically, little human Clay was kidnapped by aliens and now he got some new alien friends. Oh yea he is an outlaw too but meh. At least there is tasty food now.
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On temporary break for this work!! I don’t have enough motivation and I want to make sure I write something good. Will be back!
Also still be writing other things but will return to this soon!Series
- Part 1 of Feral-Boys Ship(FOREVER DISCONTINUED)
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Despite the mess of creatures inhabiting the enchanted forest Phil and his friends(and their two children) called home, it felt like it was still lacking something. So when, for the first time in a long time, a foster agency reaches out to ask if he's still open to fostering, well of course he jumps on the opportunity. Which somehow leads to a whole horde of children infiltrating their lives.
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large cast of charas, good dream, cs not ccs!
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the tragic tales of time immemorial (told by a traveling god) by lover_of_angst
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jan 2022
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Secret Santa Fics for sheep_bloopers! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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Kinoko Kingdom's Whore by Ciel_Creations for Ry_after_dark on Twitter
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
10 Mar 2022
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The plan was simple. Go to Kinoko Kingdom, act normal, secretly place TNT, blow up the kingdom, go home. It was so simple, Dream had Punz stay back with the instructions of "if I'm not back in a few hours, come help me."
Needless to say, it didn't go as plan, but Dream didn't mind how this turned out.
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- Part 5 of God Foolish and His Hubbies
- Part 12 of Requested Stories
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Philza’s breath caught in his throat, throbbing as it pushed against his vocal cords.
There was a child in the cart now.
There was a child and he was bleeding the colour of sunshine.
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God AU where Tommy is a God and Emerald Duo + Fundy are mortals who save him.
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- Part 6 of Lucy's Minecraft Bookshelf.
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Dream SMP One-Shots by Saltiest_Raccoon
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Jul 2021
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Mostly gonna have to do with Dream, he’s my favorite character alongside Sapnap and I love Dream Team content and I like making people suffer :)
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“Mistakes are inevitable. You made one the day you stepped foot in that portal, and you will make them again. Mistakes are irrefutable proof that you are human, whether you wish to make them or not. They are inescapable, Philza,”
“What King leads his people to death?”
Bad shrugged. “The reality of the world is that no one is able to tell what is truly right or wrong until you arrive at some sort of outcome from your decision. Obsessing over making the wrong choice will bring you nothing but ruin,”
Phil thought of the day he decided to slay the beast- Dragon.
He hadn’t known it was a sentient, feeling creature.
Some dark, ugly part of him he wishes would never show it’s face asks him:
Would knowing that really have changed your decision? Or would you have still been the one to dispatch the dragon?
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Updates every Saturday!
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After Quacktiy got into a fight, ending with a fiancé calling him a murderer, he thought he was about to break.
When someone died because of him, whom he considered a best friend and partly a son, because of a person he trusted, he was broken.
Life had thrown many things in Quackity's path and now that his dreams also seemed hopeless, he is ready to give up.
Fortunately, he has a family, a fiancé and old friends who are trying to help him find joy in life again.
Will they succeed?
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Some of the plots have differences from the canon and some relationships have also been changed.
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A story that my inspiration likes to call: the Quackity drunk himself to death story. -
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Sapnap and Dream has been suspicious of how George, Quackity and Karl comes home with so much money. When they ask them they just avoid the questions or asks if they want some. They soon find out the truth.
They are all roomates in this AU. This takes place in Florida
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- Part 1 of Karlnappitywastaken Series
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Missing Pieces [Indefinite Hiatus] by orphan_account
Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Nov 2023
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Gods are powerful, gods control everything, gods dictate how our lives will go.
That doesn't mean their own lives are easy and it certainly doesn't mean they were always so powerful. After all, none of them had started out this way.
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Dream Begins To Think by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Mar 2022
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They are what they are.
--ANTI'S DNI
if u found this fic, u were looking for it. dni goes both ways! <3
disclaimer: i'm sorry if u don't like the end :/ but if u don't have smth nice to say, pls don't say it. thank u for understanding
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- Part 1 of dream is a sorry bastard
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