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    Dream is the God of the Overworld and the End. As such, he often gets human sacrifices, which taste delicious.

    Well, he's handed a cage with two mortals trapped inside, and fuck, he knows these two.

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      Ch2

      “I…I hang out with them, in a human form, when I don’t have any duties to attend to.” He started to explain, leaning forward to clasp two of his hands together. “I thought…I thought you just wanted to actually eat them. Sorry.” He gave Time a small, apologetic smile with his still-present mouth, and waited for the other god to reply.

      Time stared at him for a long moment, before letting loose a long, heavy breath. He ran a hand through his curled hair and glanced at the baroque-styled ceiling. “Ohhh, thank Prime. Thank Prime. Ohhh, you have no idea how scared I was, that you had actually...actually killed him.” He looked back at Dream, then tilted his head down towards the End God’s abdomen. “So…Sapnap’s okay? Err, they both are?” He hesitated for a moment, then added, “I’ll admit, I don’t know the other one.”

      Dream nodded, straightening up a little and glancing down at where the two mortals were. “They’re both fine. I formed a separate, safe pocket of air to hold them in for the time being.” He jolted, then, at a sudden realization that flooded his body with guilt.
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      His thoughts turned to whose fault this all probably was, and a sudden realization that had a snarl crawling over his face passed through his head. He needed to know, so that he could smite them, for causing all of this mess. That, and the indignant anger over the fact that his two humans had been slated to die.

      "Who the fuck had the gall to sacrifice you two?!" He abruptly growled, and Sapnap snorted at the sudden outburst. Soon, they were all cackling uncontrollably, and Dream felt just the littlest bit better about it all. Maybe things wouldn’t turn out so bad…maybe.

  2. 9

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    A series of oneshots (mostly smut) because I'm bored and need too write more stuff

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  3. 51

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    Ranboo is tired...

    "If I can't have the peace I wanted. Then I'm going to wipe out everyone in this forsaken world to ensure I receive the highest form of peace!"

    of being nice.

    "I have an idea that you can help with... How do you feel about switching roles for this loop, Dream?"

    of being complacent.

    "It's not a cult... It's a following. There's a difference."

    of being "spineless".

    "I've always wanted to own a Casino."

    Ranboo is tired of having no clue.

    This time, he calls the shots now.

    (Or, Ranboo and Karl (and eventually Dream) mess around with time loops and have fun. Cue the long awaited Villain Boo Arcs!!) (Or, or, it's literally me wanting villain ranboo and writing it for myself :D)

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    Black eyes bore down at him and finally Dream’s brain caught up to what was happening. 'Right' he mentally cursed himself, 'Karl Jacobs isn’t human.'

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    All Tommy want pray and live in peace but of course people couldn’t allow that, so now he’s a traumatized child who has the rage of gods building up inside, one little push and he would cause him to snap.

     

    Too bad someone had to mess with him.

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    The God of Protection and the mortal boy born of both the God of Life and the Goddess of Death have a small conversation at a river that always flows South.

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    “Yeah?” Karl watched the man stare at the comm. “Sam, the prison is crumbling,” Ponk shouted through the speakerphone of the comm for the people nearby to hear, “You need to get out!”

    “What?!” The Warden shouted in shock, looking around. “You can’t be serious, there are things I’ve done to protect this place-” Sam began before a massive boom was heard, running through the place and causing a quake to be sent throughout the place.

    Karl’s mouth curled slightly into a grin.

    “Oh s—.” Sam muttered before the area around them began to collapse. Karl ran to Sapnap, wrapping him up in a hug as he pushed him into George and Dream, before everything went black.

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    My Fics are about the Characters, not the CC’s!

    Dream’s not a wild animal, he’s a person. A person. And he’ll be one forever, whether anyone in this world likes it or not. He’ll admit it, making the most hideous sounds he can think of is very common and it’s second nature. But Dream can also talk, it might not be his go-to reaction but he can do it.

    Whatever they plan to do, it couldn’t be as bad as what Phil did.

    Hopefully.

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    Dream is a human in a world where humans have been wiped out for their crimes against other races and now roam the streets like rats, trying to survive. He gets captured by Karl and Quackity but his worry only grows as Sapnap tries to make it clear that he won't be hurt.
    Everything only gets worse when his humanity is suddenly stolen from him and he is forced to adapt to a role he never asked for. He’s more lost than ever before.
    The only thing he knows for sure? He never wants to be alone again.

    (Lol shortened the title cause why not)

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    DISCONTINUED!!!!

    Not all the Gods were happy with how Tommy died. He was supposed to die of old age, peacefully in his sleep. But a certain god had messed with the strings of fate. So, Tommy was now 7 years old once again, with the mind of a 17-year-old child soldier, learning to live and be happy once more. but some days are harder to handle then others. Be surrounded by people he hated 24/7 will do that to you.

    Philza is suspicious. Techno is worried. Wilbur couldn't give a rat's ass.
    And Mumza is throwing hands.

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    At this angle, he could feel his entire body shaking with weakness that made him feel like his muscles were unraveling off of his fucking bones, and all the while, his heart slammed against his ribs hard enough to make him think he must be dying again. He must have been dying again, and he nearly thought limbo would have been better than this hell, but he stopped himself short. Nothing was worse than that train station.

    ...

    Or, Wilbur suffers from a blood pressure disorder/digestional disability post-revival, and he's not used to caring about himself enough to deal with it, nor is he used to letting people take care of him when he's too weak to explain it away. A little vent fic I whipped up while I was going through a pretty gnarly flare-up

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    Wilbur took a deep, level breath in through his nose, then back out, his lips twitching as he tried to come up with some response, any response. He hated this. He absolutely fucking hated this, this vulnerable, exposed feeling in his chest that made him want to squirm away and hide under his wings, but he refused to let them know that. A larger part of him wanted to kick and lash out until they regretted asking,

    Then he felt a tiny hand at his knee under the water, and his eyes flicked in Karl’s general direction, wary.

    “Hey, this isn’t an argument, or anything big like that,” came Karl’s small voice.
    “We’re literally just trying to get to know you. And we get to do this new thing together, instead of alone this time. Remember what I said about not hiding the shit that matters from people anymore?”

    ...

    Or, Wilbur has a blood pressure disability post-revival and passes out after a shower. Sapnap decides he wants to help him wash his hair on his next low-spoons day. Quackity and Karl join them for the same reason, and unexpectedly, Wilbur has to come face to face with one of his biggest hurdles when it comes to opening up to his partners.

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    The sleepy boys coven meet up with the leaders of the Dream pack to avoid conflict arising between the two groups. One of the members of the coven had broken a valuable Item that belonged to the pack. There must be justice.

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    A fic inspired by What we do in the shadows. A shitpost.

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    “I...I didn't know where else to go. I don't have anywhere to go,” the man pleaded. His green eyes were teary and his voice was weak, like he was afraid.
    “I’m sorry, do I know you?” George asked. His voice was so familiar, so soothing, even while cracking painfully, spitting hurt-filled words.
    “This was stupid. I’m an idiot,” He sounded like…
    “Dream?”

     

    TW: a few chapters in this fic mention blood/injury, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, drinking, panic attacks, and general mental unhealthiness.

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    Skeppy is an angel lieutenant colonel during a war. He was taken out during a battle. He awoke to the care of a familiar face, a past love even. He was forbidden fruit that he didn't even dare come near... But, what if he decided to have a taste of said forbidden fruit.

     

    (With a side of karlnap)

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  20. 37

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    When Tommy stumbles upon an old library hidden within a strange structure with many rooms that are littered in moss and stone, he finds a certain book belonging to a Cornelius Westaken. A last name familiar with a certain man that Tommy knows of. Interested, Tommy decides to read about whoever this Cornelius man was, and why his story was stored away in some old library.

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