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    He’s blushing, he’s not sure why he’s blushing but once he realizes he knows it gets ten times worse, probably smudging his face in countless bright colors and swirling across his cheeks and nose. The note is more desperate than lovesick but still it's undeniable, this Q, whoever he is, has consumed him, apparently in many different ways and lives.

    Or, Karl has a hard time keeping track of his many lives, but finds his way back to his fiances everytime.

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    Sapnap and Dream has been suspicious of how George, Quackity and Karl comes home with so much money. When they ask them they just avoid the questions or asks if they want some. They soon find out the truth.

    They are all roomates in this AU. This takes place in Florida

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    Love and Quackity don't mix, Schlatt said countless times he wasn't worthy of anything good, partners in the past told him every day how annoying he was, he thought it was the truth because there wasn't anyone who told him otherwise.

    But they're there, asking him to marry them because they love him.

    "I don't understand," Quackity says, and like when they confessed, it's hard to just accept that they want him.

    "What's not to understand?" Karl laughs wetly, taking Quackity's face in his hands, Quackity looks him straight in the eye, "we love you; we want to spend the rest of our lives with you, we'll repeat it as many times as we need to make you understand it, angel,"

    Sapnap nods, his hands taking Quackity's, "We've been planning this surprise because we thought you deserved a real proposal," and laughing somewhat sadly, he shakes his head, "I'm sorry you thought we were going to leave you, you couldn't have been farther from reality,"

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    Or; the one where Quackity doesn't have a good relationship with love and when his boyfriends start acting weird, he jumps to the most logical conclusion: they are going to break up with him.

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    .(discontinued)

     

    𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 , 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐗𝐃𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬, 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜!𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐧𝐨 𝐜𝐜!𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞.

    𝐈 𝐦 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐬𝐨 𝐢 𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫 (。•́︿•̀。)

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    Dream's Immortal. Karl's A God. Techno's in a love triangle. Phil wants to sleep with his death goddess wife - none nsfw

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    He promised he would never love anyone else. He promised he would always stay by his side. He promised he would love him forever.

    But Foolish learned the hard way that forever didn't truly mean forever.

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    "Are you suggesting...?" Fierce, blue eyes meet his, and he instantly knows that getting on her bad side would be a horrible idea.

    "Unfortunately."

    ...

    "There's a traitor among us."

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    "We haven't been a family in a long time. So why? Why now?"

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    If there’s one thing to know about George, it’s that he likes fast .

    Fast music, fast cars, fast drugs, fast sex.

    OR

    The cokewhore!George fic I've been hyperfixating on for over a week

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    “What's your idea then?” he asked.

    “Well, don’t laugh, I talked to Puffy, since she opened her clinic.” Sapnap started to unfold the paper, the edges a bit crinkled from being abused in his pocket.
    “And she said it sounded like we might have fallen out of love. Now, I am still absolutely head of heels for you both.” he put a hand on his chest, right over his heart “But maybe she’s right. So I wanna do this exercise she gave me.”
    “I don't think fitness is gonna fix anything.” Karl mumbled and turned the page of his menu.

    “Not that kind of exercise” Quackity mumbled back.

    He turned his head to Sapnap “What kind of exercise is it?”

    Sapnap’s cheeks turned a bit red as he showed them the paper. It was a list of questions written down in a messy handwriting that could only belong to Sapnap. “Please don’t laugh,'' he said.

    On the top of the paper it read ‘36 Questions to fall in love’.
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    Or, Sapnap wants to fix their relationship by answering 36 questions to fall in love again, so the fiances go on a date night to rediscover their fellings and secrets about each other.

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    If Sapnap was a star, then by the gods..

    Punz was a supernova.

    Or,

    I’m going to make the saddest Punznap fic I can possibly write and try to make people cry. Also Greek God AU.

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    Connors Pov during The Wild West, The Tales, and lore events on the SMP. Get a view of Connors "great" life of being a manipulative blobs son.

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    This was part of a Creative Trade with the wonderful nsfw_basi1_b1ue on Twitter! WARNING, their Twitter is 18+ ONLY! Check them out ONLY IF YOU ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 18!!!! Thank you!
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    Karl just wanted to visit Foolish to see how his friend was doing. He didn't expect to see Foolish with new god abilities to stand in front of everything he had created, laughing maniacally.

    And he didn't expect Foolish to take him away.

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    =+=

    On one particular day, the members of SMP were "kidnapped" and taken to a mystical cinema.
    There they were shown stories before the founding of the SMP and other stories in the multiverse .

    =+=

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    “One more loop, Tommy. One more chance.” Karl states, his voice weakening by the minute. His godly halo flickers and flashes with an unfamiliar golden light, contrasting heavily to the calm silver earlier. “I will help you in my mortal form, if need be. May Prime.. be with us-”

     

    Darkness. Light. The threads of time pull, almost snapping in two- but not quite. One more loop. One more chance. For the very last time, Tommy closes his eyes.

    (aka: tommy makes a deal with karl to save ranboo. but for what price? aka:: my first secret santa fic [the second and third ones will come tomorrow and on the 26th)

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    Exiled gods, who would have thought that gods would be exiled? Not Tommy, or that would explain why some titles dont have gods. It was such a strange consept of gods, and he felt like being up there, like there was a place where him and schlatt belonged that wasn't the dirt.

    But forgetting all of that, tommy is on a quest of his own in the village of Mercinta, to under stand the gods and find the exiled ones and maybe along the way make several new friends and well maybe they're not all mortals, but who cares? Tommy sure doesn't its just an added bonus if they're imortal or something.

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    Just notes for different characters in the Missing Pieces universe, as I'm not sure when/if certain things will get written... This will get updated as more things come to me.

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    The old speakers crackle across the abandoned metal platform, yelling for the criminals arrest. The high fast winds of this planet rush past his face, fueling him. The guards stand, about 20 of them, blasters charged and pointed directly at him. The head commander begins the count down,
    5
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    Then he falls-

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    Basically, little human Clay was kidnapped by aliens and now he got some new alien friends. Oh yea he is an outlaw too but meh. At least there is tasty food now.

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    On temporary break for this work!! I don’t have enough motivation and I want to make sure I write something good. Will be back!
    Also still be writing other things but will return to this soon!

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    Ranboo had always noticed something... off about some of the people on the server. The way their bodies seemed to glow and the fact that they never seemed to flinch at the idea of losing a life. Sometimes he thought he saw the numbers on their throat change, but it never was. He would've brushed it off as just another odd thing in his life, but it all came crashing down when he was abducted by a dreamon during a routine mining trip.

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    Tommy fucked up. He fucked up big time. And now he was gonna die for that fuck up.

    His friends had dared him to go into The House of Death, as all the neighbor hood kids called it. And he had so foolishly accepted the dare. And now he regrets it

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    Ranboo is tired...

    "If I can't have the peace I wanted. Then I'm going to wipe out everyone in this forsaken world to ensure I receive the highest form of peace!"

    of being nice.

    "I have an idea that you can help with... How do you feel about switching roles for this loop, Dream?"

    of being complacent.

    "It's not a cult... It's a following. There's a difference."

    of being "spineless".

    "I've always wanted to own a Casino."

    Ranboo is tired of having no clue.

    This time, he calls the shots now.

    (Or, Ranboo and Karl (and eventually Dream) mess around with time loops and have fun. Cue the long awaited Villain Boo Arcs!!) (Or, or, it's literally me wanting villain ranboo and writing it for myself :D)

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