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tree’s been feeling a little down at the moment, he doesn’t seem to understand why or what is causing it.
bottle — free schedule, takes him into care for the evening, attempting to understand what is wrong.
maybe all tree really needed was a friend.
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I'm in love with a dork!! by AutumnRetrievers
Fandoms: Paper Puppets Take 2 (Web Series)
12 Aug 2023
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Yo yooooo sorry for being dead, I had no writing ideas
Shout out to @S3v1P3r for this idea!!!
Takes place during Episode 4
Also, they have paw / fluffy limbs cuz... yes, and Chainsaw has a cord tail
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Time is meaningless in Stone's world, but at some point in time, Stone was given their eyes again. Opening them back to the same spot they’d appeared on the plane before. He listens in awe as the same introduction is being told by Airy. Somehow the universe had given him another chance, sending him back in time before and Stone hadn’t predicted it.
Or Stone gets stuck in a time loop until he makes things right
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"I'm straight" *the 20 dollars some random guy hands me* by yousmelllikemilk
Fandoms: Excellent Entities (Web Series)
09 Aug 2023
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Chocolate Bar has always questioned his sexuality. He didn't know if he liked men or not, but it didn't matter now since hes in heat and desperately wants help but denies that he likes anything other than women, luckily, you help him get the closure he needs.
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you bribe a horny chocolate bar with 20 bucks LMFAO
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silly fan you cant just kill and eat ur idol
and dont ask me why they have human organs and fat its for writing purposes 😡‼️
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charger block, crown and pipebomb make flower crowns while their operators are working (by working i mean flirting)
pipebomb canonica,ly uses he/him btw. the pipebomb pronouns tag is just a hc -
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After Charlie is stabbed by the wooden pole, Airy accidentally sends him to his universe instead. Airy seems to take advantage of this.
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Blind Date - Golden File Twoshot by rainbowskyelines (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
06 Aug 2023
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MePhone gets bored one day and decides to hold a raffle to put two contestants on a blind date together, and Cabby and Trophy get chosen! They've never spoken in their lives, what'll happen? Will they get along? Find out here!
(Requested by my best friend)
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treasure chest has fallen greatly where he formerly stood in the game.
chainsaw makes sure he never forgets that. -
toipad angst i wrote on my twitter lol by yousmelllikemilk
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
03 Aug 2023
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mepad tries to look for his lost lover.
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Spider-Man: Into the Objecti-Verse by TcTheIntrovert
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
02 Aug 2023
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Some weird spider-objects from another universe, they say, stumble their way into N/A’s peaceful island pursuing after an enemy. Maybe this is their chance to start one of those famous reality tv shows!
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Tissues has a kink he wants to share with his partner. They’re a little hesitant at first, but it turns out pretty good for all parties involved.
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Getting sent to horny jail speedrun any percent by Anonymous
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), ION Object Show, ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series), Испытание На Миллион Тысяч | Contest for Millions of Thousands (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
01 Aug 2023
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Random /reader smutshots of characters from object shows. Updates whenever I feel like it. (Tags will get added with updates feel free to tell me if I miss anything)
Chapters so far
1. Baseball (II)
2. Suitcase (II)
3. Taco (II)
4. Cracklin (ION)
5. Chief (ION)
6. Airy (ONE)
7. Kratcy (CFMOT)
8. Microphone (II)
9. Golf Ball (BFB/BFDI)
10. Mephone4 (II)
11. Ghost Bow (II)
12. Knify (CFMOT)
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When the Phone accidentally genderbends a Spoon by Data_Corrupted
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
31 Jul 2023
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Exactly as the title says. Expect a bunch of fluff.
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BFDI Airy and his friends by Data_Corrupted
Fandoms: ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
29 Jul 2023
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Woody and Rocky hang out with their mysterious new team leader. Whoever the lantern is seems to enjoy hanging out with them.
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[ON HIATUS] Prismatic by LanternousLobster
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
28 Jul 2023
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Tree and Fries understand that the Crystalline Caverns that lie outside Yoyle City are dangerous. Any cave system is, if one goes in recklessly and ignores the obvious risks. However, these caverns in particular hold a certain danger to them that has been brought upon unlucky visitors throughout the decades, causing them to vanish without a trace— and the number of these disappearances is on an exponential rise. Reluctantly brought together through their work in journalism, Tree and Fries initially set off to gather more information on what exactly has been causing these missing cases.
What they find within the labyrinth of crystal mirrors exceeds beyond science, though, and they're soon trapped in a world that houses a danger they couldn't have fathomed. Stuck between rampant monsters and winding halls that whittle down their sanity, Tree and Fries have no choice but to follow the two strangers that offer to guide them through this hellish mirror dimension and hope that they can find an escape.
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wine glass wants a treat by typhects for freaky_blade
Fandoms: Anarchy Isle (Object Show Horror)
28 Jul 2023
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wine glass: man im kinda hungry
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White and Blue buddies (BFDI:TPOT Script Fanfic) by satebo_0001 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
28 Jul 2023
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When they noticed their similarities, Clock, Fanny and Pen decided to bond over a sleepover! What crazy shenanigans will they get up to?
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Lightbulb wrestles with feelings of loneliness and fears of being left behind by her friends from Season 2.
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Tennis Ball acts as a test subject for Golf Ball during a experiment. This time, things go wrong, but at least Tennis Ball is fine.