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Alex hates Sebastian – which is great because Sebastian more than returns the favour – and what starts out as revenge fantasy turns into unironic lust, which evolves into unrequited love. Alex gets a job, Sebastian marries the farmer, and both of them lose almost everything before finding each other again. A story of two mutual bullies who learn how to messily grow up.
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Elliott is stuck, and he knows it. Harvey is stuck, and he doesn't know it.
When the new farmer moves to Stardew Valley to revive her late grandfather's farm, she finds more than an overgrown estate; she finds an entire community in decline. Pelican Town is just a few bad years away from becoming a ghost town.
Her only goal is live in pastoral peace away from the city and her previous life as an attorney for JojaCorp. But she soon realizes that the success of the farm is inextricably tied to the success of Pelican Town. So she gets to work. In her efforts to whip the town into shape, she ignites long-dormant embers of hope and action in Harvey and Elliott.
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It’s difficult being the odd one out in Pelican Town.
Even after living there for five years, Harvey still feels like an outsider at times among such a close-knit community. He’s just never felt like he really fits in, instead spending most of his time in the clinic or alone in his apartment. And with a sometimes taxing job and an always anxious mind, he doubts that routine will change anytime soon.
Kate needs a fresh start. After leaving a fruitless career at Joja Co., she decides to take over her grandpa’s old farm in Stardew Valley and finds herself among friendly but no less unfamiliar faces who all seem to have such high hopes for her. As much as she wants to settle into the quiet, comfortable lifestyle of Pelican Town, she still feels lost somehow.
But maybe the valley can still give them both what they need.
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- Part 1 of Grapefruit Skies and Rolling Hills
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"Hey, Markov," Marinette called out in a clear voice, as cool and confident as could be. Adrien loved when he saw her this way (although it was extremely rare); it reminded him of Ladybug. "What's the hardest song this game has?"
Markov flew out of Max's bag, looking every bit like a robotic kwami. His face disappeared briefly from his screen as he calculated. Once he had found the answer, his face reappeared; he smiled and replied cheerfully, "On this specific gaming machine, the most challenging song is Through the Fire and Flames by the British power metal band DragonForce, friend Marinette! The song is written in the key of C minor, with sections in the relative major of E-flat major played in standard E tuning. The album version has a primary tempo of 200 beats per minute, although it features sections that are slower, at around 170 beats per minute; these varying speeds contribute to the high degree of difficulty."
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Marinette challenges a Gamer Bro™️ to any game of his choice when he declares she's not a real gamer because she enjoys playing mobile games, and she hands his ass to him.
Adrien isn't sure his heart can handle this.
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You distract yourself from the emotional turmoil by getting some errands done
Harvey treats you to some relaxation time ;)Series
- Part 73 of Pineshadow Farm
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Abigail finds herself scared of change. When one of her best friends starts dating the new farmer, she ends up spending more time with the other and everything might just do the exact thing she fears.
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Exploitation of the beloathed grocer by Pancakes_for_Dragons
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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“It wouldn’t kill you to spend some time with your family Pierre”
Pierre’s decent into an extramarital affair with the farmer as it gets more and more out of hand. Will he get out unscathed, or did accepting the farmer’s advances seal his fate?
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In a small town nestled in Stardew Valley...
Abigail tries to get Sam and Sebastian to realize their obvious crushes on each other.
Caroline feels frustrated in her loveless marriage with Pierre, and hiding the secret of Abigail's true parentage.
Marnie doesn't think Lewis actually cares about her, and she's trying to juggle that with convincing her nephew, Shane, to turn to sobriety.
Emily misses her best friend (or more...) Sandy, who lives in the desert, and is also trying to figure out who her mysterious 'secret admirer'/stalker is.
And more...
And on top of that, the two new farmers who moved into the old farm have turned Haley and Alex's lives upside down.
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Wouldn’t You Like to Know Farmer Boy by JametheDealMaker
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Stardew Valley (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Mar 2025
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Remus Lupin receives a mystery letter that leads him to leave his flat and head into the country.
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The new farmer in Pelican Town draws out sides to him that Sebastian never knew he had, and fast friends quickly turn into something more as Sebastian deals with issues with his family and friends.
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Caroline has moved to Stardew Valley as a result of Pierre wanting to set up his shop there. She isn't too happy at the move or at her husband. One day, she and Pierre are in the forest together when she spots a mysterious man she can't take her mind off of.
Rasmodius and his wife were always a perfect team. That was until a few years ago, the couple are now usually at ends with each other. One such time causes him to step out into the forest during the Flower Dance, where he spots a woman who has recently moved to the area and feels drawn to her.
Two people fixated on each other, and both unhappy with their lives. Will they find comfort in each other, and to what extent will they find it? Will anyone find out?
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Rowan had long ago come to accept her ancient yet lurid ties to the earth, adjusting to the sacrifices needed to keep herself and the valley thriving. Settling down and trying out the domestic life with the man who stuck with her through it all seemed a fitting way to reward herself after the years of work getting Pelican Town back on its feet.
Though something primeval, something deep within the darkest recesses of the underground, felt differently.
The valley needed more. It needed something… stronger.
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Something I Can't Know 'Til Now by ipromisedyouareckoning
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
05 Feb 2025
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‘Hey, farmer.’ I didn’t flinch, instead turning with a smile that became genuine when I figured if Jodi’s son was the best this town could do for loss prevention I was still in the clear. ‘It’s a nice day, isn’t it?’
I could believe it then, the way he said it, despite the daffodils I was missing and having to shop at this place and the two days I’d have to wait for my upgraded axe. I shrugged, starting to push my trolley along. ‘Suppose it is. I mean, at least you’ve got air conditioning here.’
Shopping for seeds on a Wednesday and shoplifting at Joja could be considered two wrongs, if they hadn't led you to getting to know a certain Joja employee.
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- Part 27 of forgot to promise u fluff
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PROPERTY OF MAYOR LEWIS
if found, please return to the lost & found box at the Mayor’s Manor
A collection of Mayor Lewis’s private thoughts and feelings. Not to be read by anyone at any time for any reason!!!!
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On their last year of high school, Sebastian and Alex navigate their new, blossoming relationship as external forces ebb and flow against their fragile bubble.
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"Do you want to talk about it?"
Caroline clutched her teacup between both hands. "I don't know where to start, to be honest. It's all such a mess. Can we just... sit instead of talk, at least for now?" She moved closer to Emily and leaned against her, their shoulders touching.
Emily sipped her tea and waited patiently for the other woman to get her thoughts together.
Instead, as soon as Caroline finished her tea, she let out a deep sigh, put down her cup, and climbed into Emily's lap.
"Make me forget about everything for a while."
Flufftober 2024 day 18: Bewitched
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- Part 18 of Genly's Flufftober 2024
- Part 21 of This Be The Valley Verse
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Being the town doctor, Harvey knows everyone... except for this new farmer. He seems to be the last person to meet her, and he can't seem to get past the tough exterior. Little by little, he uncovers the fears, interests, and desires that this farmer chooses to reveal. She becomes a great friend to him, and he wants nothing more than for her to be happy and overcome her past... so why does he feel so conflicted when she goes along with someone else?
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"Trish, darling? Is this everything or are there still other things that you need me to carry over?"
She walked towards him and wrapped her arms around his neck. "I'll look in a minute, but first I need my very hot boyfriend to kiss me."
He lifted her chin with one hand and dipped his head to close the distance between them. "I still think it's rather silly to be referred to as a boyfriend. Don't you think partner, or perhaps... lover is more appropriate?" His voice dropped into a lower register and she shivered. Even after five months together, he could still make her go weak in the knees just by using that voice on her.
"Don't you dare turn me on in public, Elliott. I swear I will drag you into the bushes behind the general store and ruin your perfect clothes."
Flufftober 2024 day 4: Market Day
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- Part 4 of Genly's Flufftober 2024
- Part 8 of This Be The Valley Verse
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Morris vores Pierre
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- English
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Trapped in an unsatisfying marriage, Caroline fell to the advances of the Farmer. A night of forbidden passion made her remember the feeling of love.