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For the first time, Dirk Strider is incalculable.
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WOOF WOOF BARK BARK, I LOVE THREESOME OMG IMSN HEHE WHEWHHA SHWYAHSHAHAHAHAHA
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Dirk is very easily overwhelmed.
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Kinktober Day 12: Kneeling
Tboy Dave catches Dirk huffing his dirty boxers and fucks his face about it.
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- Part 4 of Auto-Necros Anonymous
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Dirk Strider learns he has an oral fixation a mile high, twice he does something about, once Karkat does something about it for him.
Written for Drone Season 2025
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The purpose of the Strider in a sexual ecosystem is to be so wildly hot, pathetic, and submissive that some guy will dom him without him having to even ask, and I just think that's beautiful for them <3
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A collection of the prompt one shots I've done over on tumblr. Will update ships and tags as necessary.
1. Dirk/Jake - rough play with sub!Dirk (2016-06-29)
2. Davesprite/Karkat - tail fucking (2016-06-29)
3. Dave/Dirk - omorashi (2016-06-29)
4. Dave/Rose - lingerie and body worship (2016-06-29)
5. Dirk/Jake - consensual gangbang w/ bottom Jake (2016-07-02)
6. Dave/Dirk - dirty talk (2016-07-08)
7. Dave/Dirk - breathplay (2016-07-13)
8. Dave/Dave - selfcest and bad raps (2016-07-24)
9. Caliborn/Rose - nude modelling (2016-09-08)
10. Dirk/Jake - pool boy jake and pornstar dirk (2017-01-09)
11. Dirk/Dave - cute twin moment (2022-07-18)- Language:
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Golly, I Sure Am Glad I Took Control of the Narrative When I Did by IRLKankriVantas13
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Jan 2021
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Golly, I sure am I glad that I took over this narrative before he could leave. I know I’ve only just begun here, but I’ll reveal myself from the start. Yes, I am Jake English, and I will be controlling this narrative from here on out!
As it turns out, Jake English could have survived the mission and now he's prepared to stop Dirk from leaving.
In which Jake could have also become his Ultimate self and secretly could have stolen the narrative at any time.
Takes place directly after Dirk leaves Jake in the Meat Epilogues.-
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“And I told you I wouldn’t be here if I was going to chicken out at the last minute.” You huff. “Just… let me get in the zone for this.”
“Alright bro, if you say so.” Dirk says monotonously as he rolls his shoulders, “It's just if I recall correctly, you said you would ‘manage this puppy play shit so well I’ll get my photo on the middle manager of the year wall and everything, Dirk my brotherly babe you’ll be begging me for one of those weird human dog beds by the end of the night-’”
“Yeah I remember!” You interrupt before he repeats whatever it was you said when he first asked. You don’t actually remember, but you do NOT want to be reminded of however you embarrassed yourself.
---Dirk asks Dave to try out something... unconventional in the bedroom. Dave finds he likes it a lot. A LOT.
Featuring far more emotions than might be expected in a gay incest pet play fic.
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Little fills, drabbles and such. Except these ones are porn.
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When new to town Bro meets barista Dirk, neither one of them expect where their relationship goes despite having all the plans in the world. At least they can, sort of, be cliché about it.
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Your name is Dirk Strider and you deal with your problems in the worst way possible. The worst way possible has blue eyes, dark hair, and never locks his damn window. Anybody could climb in. Anybody, like you for instance.
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You bring your little bro along for a party. The night ends in some family fun.
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Oh my goodness
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While Equius was certainly endearing, in his own way, it was moments like this when you questioned why he had chosen you as his charge, so to speak.
Ah, but you were getting ahead of yourself.
Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you had simply asked for your brain to be turned off.
Equius, however, appeared to have diverted his attention to some others of your numerous issues.
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TT: He’s my boyfriend. I understand your emotionally detached software sequencers may have the slightest fuckin’ difficulty processing such concepts, but that’s usually who one goes to for sex.
TT: If you’re a vanilla shmuck.
TT: Are you a vanilla shmuck, Dirk? My personal analyzations have concluded otherwise.- Language:
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This is so fucking funny and so in-character it could have been ripped from the comic itself. Holy shit.
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“Thank you all for being here.” President Crocker’s voice boomed out over the crowd from her microphone after shed shushed them all, “Welcome to the sentencing of Dirk Strider. Once a dear friend of mine and others. I have a few words to say before I announce his sentence.”
In which, Ultimate Dirk is caught and is supposed to be punished. Turns out Jake has some other ideas though.
In other words, haha gay.
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Hot
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Jake is the useless-but-decorative heir to a company worth billions. Dirk is the co-founder of the startup Jake is about to buy. But Jake has unexpected depths, and he and Dirk may need each other more than they realize.
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So, Dirk builds a Jakebot and modifies Jake's skull helmet so he can control it.
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You love how obedient he can be.
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- Part 2 of Translations
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the world needs more sub!dirk god bless
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Dirk just wants to study for his exam, unfortunately the fraternity next door has other plans. Jake just wants to woo the cute guy he's seen around campus, and maybe fuck him into the mattress.
(currently undergoing edits)
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Dirk Strider should have known better than to pose such a lewd suggestion to Roxy.
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TT: (Jane I have no idea how you can be a dominatrix and a goddamn Bible Betty at the same fucking time. Choose a side.)
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Cyber! Great one. Rarepair