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    Just one more thing, Zhongli promises himself. One last gift, before he sends Pantalone off into the afterlife.

    He bows down, cupping his pasty cheek, and kisses the mortal’s stone-cold lips.

    “Let us go, Regrator,” he whispers. “Your procession awaits.”

    -

    In the wake of the final battle, Zhongli prepares the Regrator’s body for his funeral.

    But what starts as a duty towards his subject goes deeper than he thinks— and through dreams, delusions and long-buried memories, the archon comes to realize that Pantalone may well be the closest thing he will ever have to a lover.

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    After Hu Tao returns from death with the travelers help, she attends to her usual job as a funeral director. When she is called to investigate the border between life and death one night, she discovers that someone has arrived from the realm of the dead that shouldn't exist. As Hu Tao stays with this "supposed person" to see how she could send them back ,she uncovers another truth about death with the traveler....

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    What if you could look into the mirror of fate, and not see yourself, but the one you feel is furthest from you?

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    Hu Tao isn't someone easily spooked, neither is she scared of monsters, spirits nor the dead, she helped multiple spirits cross into the afterlife and yet… a shiver runs down her spine, her skin prickling with goosebumps at the sound; ancient and powerful and so damn dangerous.
    They are but humans and whatever is happening -is rising- is distinctly not. Everyone knows of the slain gods Rex Lapis had sealed.

    “I don't know where Zhongli is-! He wasn't at the parlor when-”

    But the Millelith don't move.

     

    Osial is rising and Hu Tao can't find her consultant. Until she does but... something is off about him.

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    You who wish to be with him, must also suffer the hardships of bearing the same weight he bears in his shoulders.

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    A conversation with Hu Tao forces Zhongli to reckon with both the nature of his immortality and the inevitable erosion that he must confront one day.

    OR

    Hu Tao reminds Zhongli that employees of Wangsheng Funeral Parlour are entitled to an employee discount.

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    Once Hu Tao decided she liked Childe, it was over.

    Gone were the days of peaceful teahouse conversations. Gone was the quiet dignity Zhongli once prided himself on.

    Now, his existence was plagued by the following:

    - Childe and Hu Tao scheming. (They called it “brainstorming.” Zhongli called it “two chaotic forces conspiring against the fabric of reality.”)
    - An alarming number of pranks. (The funeral parlor was now haunted. Not by spirits, but by Childe’s godforsaken hydro constructs scuttling around at ungodly hours.)
    - Loud, obnoxious, unfiltered conversations that made Zhongli reconsider his mortality.

    In which Zhongli regrets ever letting his boyfriend and his boss meet.

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    - Возможно, нам стоит обратится к хозяину бюро? - спрашивает Арлекино, смотря на трупы, разложенные в каком-то особом порядке прямо перед входом в Северный банк и со сливовой ветвью рядом.

    - Я договорился, - лихо улыбается Тарталья. - Такая приятная леди. Только Синьоре не говори.

    День 3 и 6: Модерн Ау + Мафия Ау. Да, я перепутала 5 и 6 день. Я художник от слова худо...

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    Ху Тао носится по кладбищам, копьё в руках, огонёк на самом краю копья. Он зажигает путеводные огни, и для живых, и для мёртвых. Ху Тао искренне любит свою работу, чтобы вы знали!

    Ху Тао - семьдесят седьмой, за его спиной длинная династия мастеров общения с живыми и мёртвыми. Цинмин для него и праздник, и рабочий день, и нельзя потеряться в чём-либо. Это трудно.

    Обычно Чжун Ли очень помогает. Она - столп равновесия, незыблемая в любом деле скала, на неё всегда можно положиться, если Ху Тао вдруг начнёт заносить. С ней легко обсудить работу посреди дружеской беседы, как и легко посреди рабочего дня прерваться и просто запускать вместе воздушного змея.

    Обычно Чжун Ли очень помогает. Но не сегодня.

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    “Come to Wangsheng Funeral Parlor to get twenty percent off cedar coffins + you and your loved one’s graves blessed by Morax himself!”


    Ah.


    He should've known she'd see his identity as a business opportunity once she figured it out.  

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    As director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlour, Hu Tao wants to make sure every coffin sold is of the best quality so she enlists some help to assure the quality of a new model. After all, even for the dead, comfort is key.

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    Childe, an assassin-for-hire, is given a highly atypical assignment: Stop a cult from summoning a demon. Fortunately demons aren't real, so he has nothing to worry about, right? When the job doesn't go as expected, he finds himself trapped in the tiny autumn ghost town with strange occurrences and mysteries waiting for him at every turn.

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    Today marked three years, seven months, and twenty-eight days since Morax’s death to his people.

    And exactly one day since Focalors’ death.

    That had been when he had his first dangerous thought.

    Would the Heavenly Principles notice if he died?

    They had lost faith in him, and somewhere along the way, he had lost faith in himself too.

    Yet, as the wind wrapped around him in a final embrace, Venti found that he felt no regret. His nation had lost faith in their god, and he had lost faith in himself. Perhaps this was the only true way to honor them, to free them from a god who had forgotten what it meant to be free.

    He stepped forward, off the cliff, feeling the wind rush past him as he fell. His body plummeted through the air, and in those final moments, he thought of Mondstadt—the city he had loved, the people he had cherished. He thought of his friends, those who had come and gone, and the Nameless Bard who had taught him what it meant to sing with joy, to live with a heart full of freedom. Would anyone notice that their god died today?

    read the tags :p

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    "I'll eat your light so it becomes mine."

    In a world where stardom is a must, will there be a space for two stars? Or must there be only one?

    [In reference to VIVINOS' My September]

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    Heartfelt ZhongTao fanfic by Jieqiongxluv

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    After the death of his lover, Xiao reflects back on the various incidents that eventually would lead to him being able to say his final goodbye.

    (Cross-Posted on Wattpad and Quotev.)

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    When Zhongli tries to start his integration into Liuye harbour’s city life, he reasons that the first thing he should find is a job.
    Good thing an eccentric funeral director spots him as her next potential client. 😈

    previously titled "Wangsheng Funeral Parlour shenanigans" / half silly half srs idk anymore
    This is an idea me and my co-writer came up with, so forgive any OOC writing I accidentally do 😓🫶 -<3

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    All things that live,
    will die in the end.
    But being left behind...
    It has never been easy.
    We just get better at faking it.

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    where the butterfly doesn’t fly away

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    The man’s head turned, and he grinned. “Ah, so you’re awake.” He stood from the desk and walked over, crouching down in front of Kazuha. “Now, I’m afraid I found you in quite the state so I have some questions, alright?”

    Kazuha nodded. He liked questions.

    “Good. First, can you tell me your name?”

    Kazuha thought hard. He hoped his mouth would cooperate with him, so he tried. “‘Azu..a” was all he got.

    The man smiled at him. “Kazuha?” he guessed, and Kazuha nodded. How did he know? “That’s right, I recall now. You’re Beidou’s little boy, aren’t you?” Kazuha nodded again, eyes sparkling. This man knew his Mama!

    “There was quite the commotion at the docks today, wasn’t there? You must have gotten lost looking for her.” The man stood up straight then bent to lift Kazuha and his stuffed dragon off the ground. He put the boy on his feet for just a minute so he could put his coat back on before picking the little back up and situating him safely in his arms. “Well, let’s go find her, alright? My name is Zhongli, but you can just call me whatever’s easiest for you.”

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