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Be A Good Boy For Me? by GrellSutcliff
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role (Web Series)
09 Oct 2025
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Caleb confides in his friend that he's had...curiosities into his line of work.
Mollymauk is more than happy to accommodate and show Caleb the ropes.
Only figuratively (unless he strikes it lucky)
But with the complexities of online sex work, will Caleb be up for the task?Updates come every Friday ;)
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Caleb’s delicate verbal components, whispered between kisses to his lover’s arched spine. A soft tug upwards and the chain snapped tight.
Sometimes a scene works its way into your head and won’t leave!
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Astrid is not much of a cat person. She doesn't need a cat. She doesn't want a cat. Caleb gives her a cat. She loves the cat. She will deny this fact with her dying breath. Also, the Cerberus Assembly is a pain in everyone's ass.
Or: Five times Astrid insisted she didn't want the cat, and the one time she couldn't deny it.
(Teen for mild language and general canon-typical conversation)
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- Part 5 of Caleb's Catnip Patch
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run from all you know that's coming by Carmen_In_Space
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
26 Aug 2025
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Caleb takes a deep breath before muttering an incantation he knows by heart. On his lap sits a music box, a gift for the girl who changed his life. Beauregard Lionett, who is turning ten in a few hours, is slumped against Caleb's side, fast asleep. A few weeks ago, when Beauregard mentioned her birthday, Caleb started saving up money for a gift for her. Luckily, or maybe simply coincidentally, Caleb stumbled across a second hand music box. The thing looked plain from the outside, but held a song he distantly remember from his childhood. Caleb had bought the box then and there. Later, he'd spent all his alone time trying to transform the box into something special.
or, a birthday, and a border approaching
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- Part 8 of Seasonal Skirmish: Jackbox
- Part 4 of love, run
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After your previously-arranged roommate decides to follow her boyfriend to a different school, you're left with a hole in your lease. Although your landlord is helpful enough to fill that gap, your new roommate, Caleb, is more trouble than you could have imagined.
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Caleb finds some kittens and fusses about them until Momma Cat shows up. Essek thinks it's adorable.
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- Part 2 of Caleb's Catnip Patch
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The Golden Dragon and the White Rabbit by Inthedndtrenches
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
20 Mar 2025
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In the year 806 Post Divergence, Yussa was attempting to live his normal secluded life within the Open Quay. He studied, worked on what he needed to do, and did his best to keep his social interaction towards the Concord a minimum. However it was difficult to keep that peaceful life when a very stubborn young woman refused to leave his property. And even worse when she said she was not going to leave til he agreed on one thing: to mentor her. || self indulgent lore for my wildemount campaign im running :)
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Caleb casts a spell he's used dozens of times before, but it goes a little wrong. Stuck as a cat, he spends half the day annoying Essek in a series of attempts to get him to realize something is wrong.
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- Part 1 of Caleb's Catnip Patch
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The surprising consequences of dirty talk by Beawake
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
11 Nov 2024
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Caleb and Essek are discovering the intricacies of their relatioship, both sexual and how a relationship works when one person is on the run.
This leads to both wanting to try dirty talk and finding their balance.Meanwhile, unrelated, Caleb wants to surprise his boyfriend by learning Undercommon.
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This is a Podfic of The Taste of Language by Inanerial.
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Common had always sloshed about in Caleb’s mouth like dirty water, or perhaps like a bad beer, all fizz and fuzz with no depth. Speaking it was a journey — one had to sit about and construct feelings and sensations, when in Zemnian he would have plucked the perfect word straight from the air.
A brief meditation on language, love, and the dialect of home.
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- Part 83 of TheLordOfLaMancha's Podfic
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Common had always sloshed about in Caleb’s mouth like dirty water, or perhaps like a bad beer, all fizz and fuzz with no depth. Speaking it was a journey — one had to sit about and construct feelings and sensations, when in Zemnian he would have plucked the perfect word straight from the air.
A brief meditation on language, love, and the dialect of home.
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- Part 2 of Exercises & Drabbles
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“Something in Essek’s chest pulled, thick and malleable, like stretching the strands of time between his fists. Like the mysterious pull of magnets and the more familiar force of gravity, Essek felt drawn to Caleb with a strength he didn’t fully understand.”
A touch-starved Essek discovers desire. Experiments are conducted.
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The Courting of one's own husband by Zimbini_bimbini
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
14 Aug 2024
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After a visit with verin while essek was on business in Tal'Dorei, Caleb finds it necessary to court his own husband
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"Caleb!" Molly grasped the sides of Caleb's face as his cards fluttered to the ground, "Caleb, how long has this been- How many times have you gone through this?"
There was a pause as Caleb stared at Molly with wet eyes before brokenly answering,
"I stopped counting after the seventh-hundred and twenty-ninth loop,"Series
- Part 3 of Random Widomauk
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How Can I Love What I Am Destined To Lose by neverthelessthesun
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
01 Jul 2024
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Deirta Thelyss may not have been of den Kryn, but she was about as close as one could get without climbing back into the Luxon and trying again. She had been consecuted eight hundred years ago, and was nearly as old as Leylas herself, or so they say. The Light had shone upon her and granted her, finally, two children - her golden boy, Verin, and her silver moon child, Essek. Both she loved, in her own way - though, Essek mused as he traced the gilded lettering of his dinner invitation, it was a peculiar sort of love. He couldn’t help feeling there was something missing in the flinch behind his mother’s eyes when she looked at him, how she rose to the occasion in public but did everything she could to pretend he was a ghost behind closed doors.
The invitation was gilded in gold. I understand the hint, Mother.
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"Uh... Is he... crying?" Beauregard asked the rest of the Nein as Kingsley and Essek ran out from the Chateau to comfort a ratty-looking Caleb being held by Caduceus.
"Maybe he's just that touched?" Jester winced.
"Why is he in his pajamas?" Yasha pondered aloud. Fjord scratched his chin.
"Not sure, but he looks like shit."
Veth squinted, leaning closer to the window, and caught the expression of Kingsley falling. Grief and sympathy filled the frown on King's face, and Veth's heart sank, watching as Essek's illusory form leaned its forehead against Caleb's temple.
"Essek told us he'd been poisoned and really struggling when he found 'im." Beau was grimacing. "I didn't expect he'd look this bad."
"Should we go out there too?" Yasha asked. Everyone considered it, staring at the scene.
"Maybe just one of us." Fjord suggested.
"Veth?" Beau piped up. Veth's lips pursed.
Caleb pulled away from Caduceus and began wiping his eyes, his back to the window of the Chateau. Essek and Kingsley were both smiling sympathetically. She didn't want to get in the way, but Caleb looked so beaten down and tired, and she was worried. That was her boy.
"Yeah, alright."Series
- Part 6 of Two Wizards and a Blood Hunter
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Essek gets injured after making an impulsive decision in Aeor. Caleb puts him back together again.
Essek Thelyss. You will not bleed out on the floor of his tower. That is not going to be the way you go.
Written for two of whumpster-dumpster's prompts for Whumpril 2024, Day 5 - Reckless and Day 6 - Dizziness.
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- Part 2 of Whumpril 2024
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When Bren opens his eyes in a dark room, an unpleasant moisture enveloping him despite the frigid air, his immediate instinct—before sitting up or even trying to get his bearings—is to produce flame in the palm of his hand.
Or, the first time each of the Blumentrio had to kill someone.
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A Volsturckers' Revenge by A_Murder_of_crows_going_to_seven_eleven
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
24 Mar 2024
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Caleb is kidnapped and tortured by a Volstrucker.
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One week of relaxation, just the three of them, was all Caleb wanted. If Kingsley's curiosity wanted to know more about the eighth floor, Caleb would indulge. If Essek's curiosity wanted to see the illusory memories, he would indulge that as well.
He did not anticipate it backfiring so spectacularly.Series
- Part 5 of Two Wizards and a Blood Hunter