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Chomp (Or Three Times Donnie Bit Someone Accidentally, and One Time He Did it on Purpose) by dunk_on_em (the_author_at_221B)
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
26 Oct 2022
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He was a scientist, a scholar, and a ninja above all else. He prided himself on his intellect, and the fact that his mind had saved the lives of his brothers countless times.
But he was also a soft-shelled turtle.
And soft-shelled turtles bite.
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28 Oct 2022
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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse For Dummies by iorion
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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Zombies eat brains.
They do not bother with those that have very little substance in the whole brain department.
Our heroes are the mindless few who have survived the blondepocalypse on sheer dumbassery and lack of wit. The zombies want nothing to do with them, and they haven't got a fucking clue as to how a cure might one day be synthesized (do they even know what that word means? NO), but they do know how to bash the things in the head with a rock, and can conjure a mean Dad Joke if the brain cells happen to line up in the right order, so overall their lives are pretty solid!
They survive (barely).
They make do.
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OR: The zombie apocalypse takes the world by storm, and when the ripest brains for eating are all devoured, the only ones left to pick up the pieces of their broken world are also society's absolute stupidest.
The SBI + Benchtrio Found Family Crackfic that got a little too real.
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In a world filled with superpowers, you would think that the daily struggles of life would be easier. Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo find that, that isn't the case at all for three young boys that turn to a life of crime to be able to put food on the table. It's perfectly fine though, they're determined to become renowned villains and are just getting better and better at their craft.
Until they break in and steal from the wrong house.
The trio now find themselves fleeing at every turn because they've caught the eye of Pro-Heroes and Super Villains alike.
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Or Bench Trio are dirty crime children that mistakenly break into the house of Pro-Hero 'The Blade' and steal from him. Catching the interest of Philza, who wants to adopt the little thieving children who look like they desperately need a hot meal and a warm bath.
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- Part 1 of An Axolotl writes fluff about block men
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17 Apr 2021
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“Wilbur and Tommy Craft, children of the late Angel of Death, Philza Craft, have gone missing from their home at Dream Agencies, where the number one hero Dream had been participating in the efforts to rehabilitate them. We urge all citizens—”
Technoblade shut the television off, staring at the now black screen in horror.
Well crap.
Or, the fic in which Wilbur is fourteen and traumatized, Tommy is a chaotic six-year-old, and Technoblade would like to be retired in peace. (features Karl adopting Ranboo)
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- Part 3 of Molly Polly Longfic
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Beat Me Black and Blue (Every Wound Will Shape Me) by Theincrediblesulkmachine
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
11 Apr 2023
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Lance had always thought seeing Keith humbled would give him more satisfaction; this was not what he would have ever wished for.
Or, where Keith is captured and tortured, and the boy the paladins retrieve isn't really the boy they lost.
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Bookmarked by 2Tired2Sleep
12 Dec 2019