5 Works by Amity_Ax
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Fox Can't Stop Arresting Jedi by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2025
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“Jedi one,” Fox snapped at Vos, before pointing to Anakin and Obi-Wan. “Jedi two, Jedi three. It feels like I can’t swing a Force-damned stick on this planet without arresting one of you zippy fucks.” Fox threw his arms out to the room. “Are there any other Jedi in here I should know about?”
A throat cleared. Oh-so-slowly, a tentative hand raised from a few cells down.
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The one where Fox is way too good at his job.
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Boy, Carry That Weight (Up These Stupid Stairs) by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies)
03 May 2025
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Only when Po held the completed order in his paw did he realize the hand in front of him was not an open palm demanding food. It was a long claw of a digit, pointed directly at him.
Po’s mind was entirely quiet as he took in the kung fu legend and his shaking yet unerring digit. Or—no, that wasn’t his mind. It was the crowd, struck silent some time ago.
The bowl in Po’s hand was steaming hot, fresh from the noodle cart.
…There was only one thing Po was supposed to do with fresh bowls of noodles on the job.
“Here you go, sir.” Po croak-whispered. “Enjoy.”
“Thank you,” Oogway smiled, humor and kindness shining in his eyes. The ancient turtle swapped the bowl to his other hand and continued pointing at Po.
Po blinked at the turtle, uncomprehending. “Do you… want another one?”
“No, friend,” Oogway chuckled warmly. He took a sip, smacking his mouth thoughtfully. “Actually, yes. But later, I think.”
Oogway’s staff caught Po’s extended hand and lifted it high.
“The Universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!”
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Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)
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Two Arrogant Uncles Shouting to the Beat by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
18 Dec 2020
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Going to Random Story-Generator Sites When I hit Roadblocks in My Writing: The Musical.
This is just a collection of auto-written plots that occasionally inspire me to write things. They turned out so stupid that I cried, so I decided everyone must see them. Mostly Transformers based, because that's where I'm having writer's block right now.
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Love, Optimus Prime by Amity_Ax for GallusGallus
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
11 Jul 2020
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Optimus writes a beautiful confession letter to Megatron.